O 2tha J: LIVE and HIGH!
TheKillaCal: brought to you by weed and lortabs!!
O 2tha J: CORRECT!
TheKillaCal: it’s been so long
TheKillaCal: since we been onnnnn
O 2tha J: Shooting the Gift is back!
O 2tha J: kinda lol….
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!
TheKillaCal: right
TheKillaCal: so nigga….
O 2tha J: Today, we got the super freestyle hella high, real quick show!
TheKillaCal: nigga fly me to the moon
TheKillaCal: right now I’m mad at EVERYBODY who EVER took lortabs that didn’t tell me about them!
O 2tha J: lol i would be too if i were you, youre pretty faded lol

TheKillaCal: so nigga…let’s talk about these playoffs
O 2tha J: Fuck the playoffs!
TheKillaCal: these is the bizarro playoffs nigga
O 2tha J: it is nigga…
O 2tha J: I am boycotting the playoffs…
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!….nigga how you think I feel!! I’m a hawks fan!
TheKillaCal: next year we gonna get some!
O 2tha J: This was the best first round of a playoffs ive ever seen!
O 2tha J: yea sure… heard it all before…
O 2tha J: now… about my Lakers!
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!
O 2tha J: my poor lakers….
TheKillaCal: nigga Kobe almost had it!
TheKillaCal: got Jack going to Clippers games and shit!!!
O 2tha J: sigh, every since the lakers lost, i have been boycotting the playoffs
O 2tha J: LOL!!! yea… damn jack? what the fuck homie?
O 2tha J: sigh…
O 2tha J: at least Kobe immortalized Steve Nash
TheKillaCal: this is true
TheKillaCal: he said, "NIGGA THIS MY BIKE"
TheKillaCal: all in that fools face
O 2tha J: Nigga that was probably the best dunk on kobe has had since Yao Ming
TheKillaCal: Steve Nash DID NOT deserve the MVP
TheKillaCal: and fuck anybody who says he did
O 2tha J: LMAO!!!LMAO!!!
O 2tha J: ah yea… fuck steve nash as the mvp…
TheKillaCal: if ANYONE on that team deserved it (and no one did) it would be Marion
O 2tha J: True…
O 2tha J: thats the man that stepped up his game and held it down
TheKillaCal: EXACTLY!!
O 2tha J: nigga, how you gonna win mvp for doing your job?!
O 2tha J: Nigga the job of the point guard is to run the offense properly so the team can score.
O 2tha J: thats what steve nash does…
TheKillaCal: RIGHT
O 2tha J: now is he the best PG in the league….
O 2tha J: right now? yes!
O 2tha J: definitly
TheKillaCal: but not MVP status
TheKillaCal: he ain’t doing what LEBRON is doing
O 2tha J: is he the most valuable player? fuck no!
O 2tha J: Right…
O 2tha J: he didnt score 81 points…
O 2tha J: i could see if steve nash had 30 assist game…
TheKillaCal: I’m infuriated now!
O 2tha J: then i mean… alright. whatever.
TheKillaCal: Anyway nigga
TheKillaCal: LMAO….
O 2tha J: right… im pissed too lol

TheKillaCal: so yeah I’m on these lortabs
TheKillaCal: cuz I had to get my tooth pulled
O 2tha J: ouch nigga…
O 2tha J: that might be me soon lol
TheKillaCal: the fucked up part
TheKillaCal: I don’t fuck with Candy
TheKillaCal: I brush my teeth
O 2tha J: AH DAMN!
O 2tha J: ME TOO!
O 2tha J: nigga i am doomed!
TheKillaCal: nigga I just got bad genes!
O 2tha J: oops lmao
O 2tha J: Birth Fumble!
TheKillaCal: BUT…these bad genes got me some lortabs!!!
O 2tha J: LOL!
O 2tha J: ends justify the means huh?
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!
TheKillaCal: RIGHT
TheKillaCal: they sholl do
O 2tha J: lol whatever works nigga lol
O 2tha J: thats all that matters lol

O 2tha J: Nigga tho…
O 2tha J: have you been keeping a ear to the hiphop game lately…
TheKillaCal: slightly
O 2tha J: NY niggas are MAD at New York…
TheKillaCal: I’m liking some of the recent shit
TheKillaCal: LMAO>….they should be
O 2tha J: LMAO!
TheKillaCal: nigga NY niggas are NOT holding it down
O 2tha J: that nigga ghostface has a personal vendetta against the niggas that made laffy taffy lol
O 2tha J: lol nigga i can see why tho…
O 2tha J: shit…
O 2tha J: nigga, im listening to this "NY SHIT" mix tape…
TheKillaCal: He need to have a vendetta at whoever produced his last album!
O 2tha J: and out of 30 somethin tracks…
O 2tha J: ive only heard maybe 4 bangin tracks
O 2tha J: and thats a stretch… im high and i dont remember exactly…
TheKillaCal: why is these niggas so subpar lately?
O 2tha J: LMAO @ the last album lmao yea that shit was werid…
O 2tha J: man i dont know
O 2tha J: That nigga Eman said that Underground aint what it used to be…
O 2tha J: Nigga and its not, thats the statement of the centry nigga lol
TheKillaCal: I’m publicly callin out any NY readers
TheKillaCal: tell me what the fuck is wrong??
O 2tha J: lol that nigga Ghost said that NY Stations dont be playin NY artist
TheKillaCal: did they start putting metal detectors on the subway for niggas razors in they mouth??
O 2tha J: now nigga, if that aint the jankest shit on earth… i dont know what is nigga
TheKillaCal: what they gone play tho nigga??
TheKillaCal: that Fat Joe and Paris Hilton!??!!?
O 2tha J: LMAO!
O 2tha J: nigga they been playing commercial shit, and that down south shit

TheKillaCal: nigga I’mma be honest with you
O 2tha J: they said NY dont support Real hiphop… lol
TheKillaCal: (cuz that’s what the lortabs got me doing nigga!!….in case you didn’t know)
TheKillaCal: Last night
O 2tha J: LOL
TheKillaCal: at this lil party
TheKillaCal: THE KILLA WAS HELLA SNAP DANCING
O 2tha J: LMAO!
TheKillaCal: and the Killa will be tending bar tomorrow at the party
O 2tha J: LMALMAO!!!!!
O 2tha J: time out…
TheKillaCal: HELLA SNAP DANCING
O 2tha J: time out!!!!!!
O 2tha J: LMAO!!!!!!
O 2tha J: LMAO!!! OH SHIT!!!
O 2tha J: now nigga… time out tho lmao
O 2tha J: Ive seen you do the mutahfuckin Harlem Shake in person!!!
TheKillaCal: EXACTLY!
O 2tha J: and nigga that was the GUTTYEST SHIT EVER!!!!
O 2tha J: LMAO!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!
TheKillaCal: SO NIGGA IMAGINE ME SNAP DANCING
O 2tha J: YES!!!! LMAO!!!!
O 2tha J: JESUS CHRIST NIGGA IMMA SUFFOCATE!!!
TheKillaCal: I also be doing that Young Joc motorcycle shit!
O 2tha J: LMAO!!! WOW NIGGA LMAO!!!
O 2tha J: you gotta come back out here now lmao
TheKillaCal: My lil homie Adrienne put me up on it!!!
O 2tha J: LOL fucking shit lmao
TheKillaCal: nigga as soon as I can set up my paypal and get these internet fuckers to pay for it
TheKillaCal: wait…..did I say that out loud
O 2tha J: LMAO!!!!
O 2tha J: its gonna be printed now!!!! LMAO!!!
O 2tha J: LOLOLOL!!!!!
O 2tha J: NIgga ill put that shit on the net if you do it lmao
O 2tha J: if you get a nigga to tape it… make the site for it lmao
TheKillaCal: that sounds like a plan!
O 2tha J: Nigga tho…
O 2tha J: imma tell these niggas about when i first witness the harlem shake…
TheKillaCal: shit go for it
O 2tha J: LOL!!!
TheKillaCal: LOL…nigga I was frunk as duck!
O 2tha J: Me and this nigga… along with two of our fellow NWW ( niggas with websites ) and a bunch of my friends….
O 2tha J: we all went to Jamaica Gold out here in LA
O 2tha J: Tell these niggas how crackin that shit was
TheKillaCal: Nigga
TheKillaCal: Jamaica Gold was that CRACK
O 2tha J: Fuck Yes!
TheKillaCal: y’all Cali fools need to get with the Grey Republic
O 2tha J: Goin to Jamaica Gold is almost guaranteeing your self a good time…
O 2tha J: so we had a GREAT time…
TheKillaCal: I don’t even LIKE reggae like that!
O 2tha J: as a matter of fact, me and this nigga stumbled out of the club… WAYYY To drunk
O 2tha J: Frunk as Duck… definitely!
TheKillaCal: right…..JUST slightly below passing out
O 2tha J: LOL!!!
O 2tha J: But luckly we had a long wait for the car… so we sobered up
O 2tha J: but we smoked a blunt in the parking lot… lmao
TheKillaCal: niggas was able to function
TheKillaCal: unlike certain mufuckas in the backseat
TheKillaCal: who will remain nameless!
O 2tha J: LOL yea… Jen and Liz passed out in the back….
TheKillaCal: Son of a bitch everything’s real
O 2tha J: LMAO!!!
TheKillaCal: LMAO…I wasn’t trying to put em out there "On Blast Locc"
TheKillaCal: so yeah…when niggas is drunk and high
O 2tha J: so niggas eventually got in the car and made it down to Mc Donalds to eat and sober up some lol
TheKillaCal: for whatever reason Mickey D’s is a good move
O 2tha J: HELL YEA!!!!!
TheKillaCal: it’s the fries!
O 2tha J: YES!
O 2tha J: So we are eating in the Mickey Ds parking lot….
O 2tha J: and there are tons of cars in the line….
O 2tha J: and we are standing out there just crackin jokes n shit… minding our own business
O 2tha J: then a car full of ugly ass girls pulled up and acting like they wanted attention
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!
O 2tha J: we noticed them, and didnt go no where….
TheKillaCal: hold on nigga!
TheKillaCal: they looked good to me!
O 2tha J: LMAO!!!!
TheKillaCal: maybe it was the beer goggles
O 2tha J: It had to be…
O 2tha J: i was just as faded, and them muthafuckas was folded….
O 2tha J: every last one of em!
O 2tha J: Nigga they looked good to you???
O 2tha J: is that what made you go over there?!
TheKillaCal: YES
O 2tha J: LMAO!!!!!!
O 2tha J: BUT TIME OUT!! LMAO
TheKillaCal: I was hoping to impress them with my shoulders of rhythm and hot fire
O 2tha J: LMAOMLAMOSDJASFASFDAsf
O 2tha J: THIS NIGGA WALKED UP TO THEY CAR!!!!!
O 2tha J: and i wasnt gonna leave the nigga out to dry like that…
O 2tha J: so i went to help my nigga into whatever he was trying to get into…
O 2tha J: THIS NIGGA HERE!!!!
O 2tha J: STOPS!!!!!
O 2tha J: Right before he got to they car… like a good 15 feet away….
O 2tha J: This nigga here… Stops and starts doing the muthafuckin Harlem Shake…
O 2tha J: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!
TheKillaCal: BIGGUMS-ESQUE!
O 2tha J: With the most Vigorous gyrations!!!!!!!
O 2tha J: This nigga was dead ass the fuck serious….
O 2tha J: Didnt do it and just stop
O 2tha J: no… not this nigga…
O 2tha J: he did it long enough for people to catch it if they didnt see it from the start!!!!
O 2tha J: At least a good 20 seconds LMAO!!!
O 2tha J: or at least thats what it seemed like…
O 2tha J: i just remember i thought i was about to fucking Fall out crying laughin in the middle of a dirty ass street!!
O 2tha J: I aint never laughed that hard in my muthafuckin LIFE!
TheKillaCal: Man I did!
O 2tha J: LMAO!!!!
O 2tha J: My two other homies Drew and Deartis was there….
TheKillaCal: I’d do it again!
O 2tha J: These niggas was all teared up laughin n shit
O 2tha J: LMAO!!!!!!!
O 2tha J: Mean while, liz and jen, where in the back, passed the fuck out
O 2tha J: missed everything!
TheKillaCal: YES
O 2tha J: Dah well… such is the life of niggas who cant hang
O 2tha J: time out…
O 2tha J: wasnt Jen talkin about she could out drink niggas??
TheKillaCal: they tried to make me repeat it
TheKillaCal: YES SHE WAS!!!
TheKillaCal: She got folded up like a trapper keeper
O 2tha J: LMAO!!!!!!!
O 2tha J: Its alright tho lol she little lol
O 2tha J: and i was ready to pass out my gotdamn self lmao
TheKillaCal: I drink for a living
TheKillaCal: well actually I don’t
O 2tha J: LOL!!!
O 2tha J: nigga if you did, youd be fuckin PAID!
TheKillaCal: LMAO…it’s prolly gonna contribute to my death
O 2tha J: LOL gotdamn!
O 2tha J: thats harsh!
O 2tha J: at least it wont be them horse pills youre taking
O 2tha J: dont get addicted nigga!!!
TheKillaCal: too late…I love these things
TheKillaCal: I’mma work to pay my habit!
O 2tha J: LMAO!!!!
O 2tha J: this nigga is trying to get his Rush Limbaug on…
O 2tha J: lol with his punk ass
TheKillaCal: that is what he got hocked up on isn’t it?
O 2tha J: yup
TheKillaCal: well actually he was on the OxyContin
TheKillaCal: but fuck him
O 2tha J: LOL
O 2tha J: all the same…
TheKillaCal: LMAO…right
O 2tha J: speaking of which… but not really….
O 2tha J: Imma bone out
O 2tha J: a nigga is hungry…
O 2tha J: i got the munchies bitches!
TheKillaCal: I hope people enjoyed this at my high ass expense
TheKillaCal: I can’t eat shit but soft food
O 2tha J: I certainly have!
TheKillaCal: like Cream of Potato soup!
O 2tha J: oh no… that has to be hell
TheKillaCal: nigga YES
O 2tha J: Cream of potato? hell naw lol
O 2tha J: Apple sause nigga!
TheKillaCal: that was my dinner bitch!!
O 2tha J: that shits good
O 2tha J: LMAO!!!
TheKillaCal: OHHH…I do have some apple sauce!
O 2tha J: SCORE!
TheKillaCal: I’m bout to get my gum on nigga
TheKillaCal: like an old fart!
O 2tha J: ew lol
O 2tha J: a preview of things to come…
O 2tha J: like the end of this EP!
TheKillaCal: tongue and gums….nigga earlier my whole lower jaw was numb
TheKillaCal: and shit was dribbling like a baby
O 2tha J: alright nigga… youre grossing me out…
TheKillaCal: I was blubbering
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!
O 2tha J: im still hungry tho
TheKillaCal: and the readers too hopefully!
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!
O 2tha J: LOL
O 2tha J: nigga ugh!
TheKillaCal: the killa is an inconsiderate high nigga!
TheKillaCal: We’ll holla at ya’ll later!
O 2tha J: clearly
O 2tha J: PEACE!!