The Killa: Coming at you LIVE….or whenever your weak ass reads this!
O.com: hell yea!
The Killa: That was harsh…LOL
O.com: it was tho lol
O.com: lmao
The Killa: but eff it….
O.com: gotdamn lol
The Killa: OH WE BACK AGAIN
O.com: the most inconsistant niggas ever!
The Killa: LMAO….right, don’t count on us for shit!
O.com: please dont… we WILL let you down
The Killa: but not with this episode
O.com: RIGHT!
The Killa: Today we are gonna talk about cartoons
The Killa: because they are big shit right now
O.com: they are….
O.com: at least to the niggas in our social circle… you other muthafuckas dont matter…
The Killa: we are going to cover past, present, and future
The Killa: past with Tom and Jerry, particularly Tom’s serial killer ass
O.com: YES!
The Killa: present with Family Guy and everyone’s favorite perv Glenn Quagmire…and real life people like him
O.com: GIGGITY GIGGITY!
The Killa: and future with everyone’s new favorite cartoon (well at least the insensitive among us)…..the Boondocks
O.com: lol thats my new shit lol
O.com: it makes sundays all that much better with football season…
The Killa: Hell yeah!
O.com: good gutty way to end the night…
The Killa: especially with ATHF coming back….but I’m the only nigga into that….
O.com: time out? it is?
O.com: nigga you know thats my new shit too right?
The Killa: yeah…new episode Sunday
O.com: its a celerbration bitches!
The Killa: LMAO…..another convert!!!…well we’ll talk about that at the end along with your closing rant
O.com: right on

The Killa: anyway…..let’s talk about Tom and Jerry nigga
O.com: lol nigga i caught an episode this morning…
O.com: this nigga tom has problems…
The Killa: you think?
The Killa: LOL
O.com: this nigga waited for this mother duck to raise up offa her egg…
O.com: getting her great morning started
O.com: this nigga tom comes out… snatches up the egg…
O.com: ran in the house…
O.com: had the muthafuckin NERVES to put on a chef hat
The Killa: LMAO!!!
The Killa: hahahaha!!
O.com: cracked the egg open and out pops a baby duck
O.com: you think this nigga tom cared?
The Killa: did he stop since it was you know…almost alive?
O.com: NO!
The Killa: LMAO!!!
O.com: almost?
The Killa: hahahaha
O.com: that nigga was blinking n shit…
The Killa: oh nooooooo
O.com: like what you bout to do son?!
The Killa: LMAO…..
O.com: he was plenty alive
The Killa: damn man
O.com: this nigga tom goes and grabs a fucking hand axe!!!!!!!
The Killa: TIME OUT
O.com: it was at least 4 times bigger than fucking baby duck…
The Killa: who keeps a hand axe handy?!?!?
The Killa: pardon the pun
O.com: LMAO
O.com: damn lol
O.com: but yea nigga… this nigga proceeded to swing and hack away at the duck
The Killa: Tom is a cold hearted killer
O.com: with blood in his eyes nigga… like he was desperate for the kill
O.com: lol nigga honestly, he is probably the most unsuccessful cold blooded killer ever lol
The Killa: I can’t believe that’s acceptable kids programming…….FROM THE 50’s and 60’s!!
O.com: IM SAYING!!!!
The Killa: no wonder Bush is intent on fucking niggas up in Iraq
O.com: and niggas wonder where the son of sam came from n shit
O.com: RIGHT!
O.com: i dont understand how this was ever OK
The Killa: yeah me neither
O.com: nigga it seems like there has been a cold reversal of shit on tv…
The Killa: I mean he would really go for the gusto
O.com: like cartoons used to be SUPER violent back in the day
The Killa: right
O.com: yet they would only show elvis wack ass from the waste up
O.com: now… they damn near show soft porn on local tv… shit… bitches on the news be half dressed…
The Killa: right!!
O.com: and now there is all kinds of kids saftey locks on every gotdamn thing
O.com: what the fuck is going on nigga
The Killa: LMAO…which leads me to our next cartoon…..

The Killa: Family Guy
The Killa: so now….SEX is the big thing….
O.com: lol nigga… that nigga peter wife used to be a hoe lol
The Killa: That’s the guts to me
O.com: like she was a straight groupie slut… whats her name again?
The Killa: LOL…and Peter is A OKAY with that
O.com: i cant remember right now
The Killa: Lois
O.com: LOL you know?
O.com: YES!
O.com: lois used to be that cold slut lol
The Killa: hell yeah
O.com: nigga that cartoon couldnt be any more wrong
The Killa: but the MOST wrong
O.com: there is nothing right about that shit at all
The Killa: of all the wrong
The Killa: is Glenn Quagmire
O.com: LOL
The Killa: dude is just a straight up perv….
O.com: did you see when that nigga was on the bachlor?
The Killa: YES!
O.com: LMAO
O.com: he druged the girl and trying to drag her back to the house
The Killa: (shameless plug) I just bought volume 3
O.com: gotdamn nigga i damn near lost my mind
The Killa: that’s probably my favorite episode
O.com: … what are you plugging nigga? your spending habits? horay for you nigga lol
The Killa: Nah…everyone should buy it!
The Killa: LMAO!
O.com: LOLll
The Killa: but yeah….the worst part is that there are real life pervs that we both know
O.com: nigga did you see when brian the dogg was racist and couldnt help it
O.com: like that nigga was barking at black people
O.com: OH YES NIGGA!!!!
O.com: being on the net…
O.com: half the niggas on everybodies buddylist is perverts lol
The Killa: one of the niggas on this show might be a perv
The Killa: ahem…
The Killa: LOL
The Killa: anyway….
O.com: that one nigga on your favorite message board who you be wondering if he really serious in some of his post lol
O.com: LMAO!!!!
O.com: this nigga lol
The Killa: YES….I am sure he’s the inspiration for Quagmire
The Killa: LOL…that’s where I was going with all of this
O.com: lol hell yea nigga lol
O.com: that show has alot of net insperation
O.com: but nigga…
O.com: speaking of fucking pervs
O.com: nigga have you ever peeped that old man that be after chris?!?!
The Killa: YES!!
The Killa: with the weak voice
O.com: nigga that shit is so sick
The Killa: and the walker
O.com: i cant help but laugh tho…
The Killa: yeah man….Family Guy hits ALL areas of sexual deviance
O.com: that shit is way too gotdamn funny lol
O.com: IT DOES!!!
The Killa: from S&M to Incest
The Killa: and never has it been so funny
O.com: RIGHT!
O.com: lol
O.com: ah man… there are too may gutty ass moments in that show…
O.com: we should have just done a show laughing at family guy… gotdamn
The Killa: what’s your favorite to date?
O.com: i have too many nigga…
The Killa: TRUE…LOL..it could be done
The Killa: man….it’s a tie for me
O.com: you know me, i dont have one favorite with alot of shit
The Killa: between Peanut Butter Jelly Time
O.com: i still ahvent seen that shit
The Killa: ahhhhh you missing out!
The Killa: it comes on tonight though!
The Killa: (which is too late for you all reading this!)
O.com: lmao
O.com: i wanna see the nigga that got excited tho… like YES!… oh.
O.com: nigga im sorry, i kinda enjoy seeing niggas get hype, and then be over whelmingly let down lol
The Killa: but yeah, that, and when Quagmire was boning Cleveland’s wife
O.com: OH SHIT?!?! LMAO
O.com: ive never seen that one lmao
The Killa: LOL..yes there is something kind of great about that
The Killa: Ahhh…you are missing out my friend
The Killa: Anyway….
The Killa: let’s move along….

O.com: well you know what i havent missed yet?
O.com: lol
The Killa: LMAO….tell me good sir
O.com: the muthafuckin boondocks!
The Killa: HELL YEAH
The Killa: now this shit here!!
O.com: nigga when the comic strip first started, i thought arron mcgruder stole my life story
O.com: nigga i moved from the city to the burbs just like these niggas lol
The Killa: right!
O.com: and oh boy was it culture shock!
The Killa: LMAO….
The Killa: see I’d be like Caesar
The Killa: actually…no
The Killa: I’d be like Uncle Ruckus (no relation)
O.com: they aint introduced that nigga into the cartoon yet right?
O.com: LMAO!!!!!
The Killa: nah man!!
O.com: DONT TRUST THEM NEW NIGGAS OVER THERE!!!!!
The Killa: they need to though
The Killa: LMAO!!! with they wide nose breathing all the air
O.com: LEAVIN THEY NIGGA ESSENCE IN THE AIR!!!!
O.com: nigga… i cant believe they are getting away with saying nigga so much on tv
The Killa: ME NEITHER
The Killa: they say nigga more than WE do
O.com: that shit is almost overwhelming?
The Killa: well actually maybe not nigga
The Killa: we say nigga more than a little bit
O.com: well yea
The Killa: but damn man
O.com: but we aint on tv!
The Killa: EXACTLY
The Killa: LMAO!!
O.com: LOL
O.com: actually…
O.com: STG… MIGHT be coming to a podcast near you….
O.com: but thats on some… OJ needs to stop being lazy and do some reading shit…
O.com: i have a nigga moment every time i think i wanna do that shit lol
The Killa: LMAO!!
The Killa: nigga the nigga moment was FUNNY AS HELL
O.com: … am i gonna read all these gotdamn instructions and tutorials? eehhhhh
O.com: fuck it….
The Killa: that old dude was spitting SO MUCH
O.com: YES NIGGA LMAO!!!!
O.com: i couldnt believe granddad killed that nigga….
The Killa: me neither
O.com: i was fuckin crying
The Killa: LMAO…they took it THERE
The Killa: you know???
O.com: YES!!!!!
The Killa: LMAO…like they saw the line and HOPPED over that bitch
O.com: summersalted lol
The Killa: LMAO..hell yeah!
O.com: nigga… imma put that dont trust them new niggas over there song on my ipod
The Killa: but yeah man….every episode has been great
O.com: it has tho
The Killa: it actually lived up to the hype
O.com: it has offically replaced the chappelle show ( RIP )
The Killa: sigh….
The Killa: yes
O.com: i think every Black person should show some respect like they talkin about a dead relative when speaking on the chappelle show
O.com: lol
The Killa: YES..I agree
O.com: pour out a lil liquor nigga
The Killa: man…I don’t even really wanna talk about it..I got some…umm..dust in my eye
O.com: well lets move on then….

O.com: have you seen that new jack in the box commercial?
The Killa: YES
The Killa: LMAO…
O.com: nigga… is it me… or does that shit make you NOT want to go to jack in the box
The Killa: man I love Jack in the Crack commercials tho
The Killa: but yeah
The Killa: it does make you wanna be like….ummm…I’ll pass
O.com: dont get me wrong… the commercial is the guts
The Killa: no Jack card for me
O.com: LOL right lol
The Killa: they blew it
The Killa: LMAO…what were they thinking?
O.com: its like… sigh, yea… if i go up to jack right now… imma have to deal with one of the remedal ass employees…
The Killa: LMAO!!!…right!!
O.com: they just saw the gutty factor… not the fact that niggas would laugh, and then be like … woooooooo fuck going up there tho lol
O.com: actually
O.com: last time i was at jack in the box… i had to deal with a dumb ass employee
The Killa: they hire the niggas who walk out of Taco Bell dejected cuz they didn’t get hired
O.com: and he was the manager!!!
O.com: RIGHT!
The Killa: LMAO…of course!
O.com: this nigga was HALF STEPPING on taking my order….
The Killa: it reminds me of the first season of the show that shall not be mentioned
O.com: lmao hell naw
The Killa: when they were at Popcopy
O.com: kinkos?!?!
O.com: LMAO!!!! YES LMAO
The Killa: Lemme speak to the manager….
The Killa: HAHAHA…..I AM the manager nigga
The Killa: wassup!?!?
O.com: nigga… see…
O.com: the gotdamn commercial just came on again…
The Killa: hahahaha!!
O.com: its like… YOU DUMB BITCH!!!!!!
The Killa: they gonna get you!!
The Killa: you gonna end up getting a jack card
O.com: you dont see the nigga thats in front of you!!!
The Killa: and hating yourself!
O.com: LMAO!!!!!!
O.com: no im not nigga…
O.com: imma be the hungry guy with no jack card…
O.com: not shaking my damn head…
The Killa: LMAO!!
O.com: but cussing that stupid bitch out…
O.com: nigga… i might even become disillustioned into beliving im jack
O.com: and start cussing her out like BITCH DONT YOU SEE ME ON THE CARD!!?!?!?!
O.com: THERE GO MY PICTURE RIGHT THERE….
The Killa: LMAO!!!
O.com: fuck this… BITCH YOURE FIRED!
The Killa: right!!!
The Killa: it’s like you can picture some shit like that happening for real at Jack in the Crack
The Killa: maybe if it was a…I don’t know Chili’s commercial
The Killa: where the IQ was a little higher
The Killa: you could be like….well that won’t really hapen
O.com: LMAO RIGHT!!!!
O.com: nigga i should construct a jack costume and roll into jack in the box… and pick a fight…
The Killa: LMAO!
The Killa: that would be the guts!!
The Killa: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
O.com: lol nigga ill roll in there with the suit on n shit…
The Killa: LMAO!!
The Killa: hahaha…stop
The Killa: LMAO!!!
The Killa: hahahaha!!
O.com: at the counter talking to somebody who can barely speak english
O.com: or some stupid ass trailor park girl
The Killa: nigga if you do that…..nigga you will be the greatest nigga in the history of the internet
O.com: or some dumb ass ghetto ass girl…
O.com: like yea… umm i forgot my jack card…
The Killa: surpassing Panama Jackson and D. Young!
O.com: LMAO!!!!
O.com: nigga let me find a jack head…
The Killa: hahahahaha!!
O.com: ill go to burlington and cop me a 60 dollar suit n shit lmao
The Killa: hahahaha…ah shit…and I KNOW you’ll do this!
The Killa: LMAO!!
The Killa: hahahahaha
The Killa: a 60 dollar suit
O.com: and have sylvia set up in there with the fuckin video camera in the cut
The Killa: hahahaha…this is too much
The Killa: YES!!
The Killa: you should bring the oompa loompa with you
O.com: uuuh yea… i forgot my jack card…
O.com: if you wanna keep your muthafuckin job… you need to come up offa number 4
The Killa: LMAO!!!
The Killa: hahahahaha
O.com: nigga tho
O.com: you know whats really the fuckin guts?
The Killa: oh Jesus H. Christ (happy early birthday by the way if you are reading)
O.com: i know this will work at least ONE good time out of 20
The Killa: LMAO!!! I’M SURE
O.com: LMAO YOURE FUCKING DUMB LMAO
The Killa: she’ll think she’s in the next commerical
The Killa: Jesus is the homie
O.com: LOL yea man
The Killa: he’s on the mainline, tell him what you want
O.com: lol
O.com: the heading for my next blogger design will be “jesus reads my blogger!”
The Killa: LMAO!!!
The Killa: nigga save me a seat in hell
O.com: nigga what if jesus was out there reading niggas bloggers?!?!
The Killa: LMAO!!!
O.com: wooooooo lmao
The Killa: he’d be bored to death with mine
The Killa: he’d be like, “now where are those romans”
O.com: LOL
The Killa: anyway nigga…I think we’ve managed to offend the usual suspects
The Killa: any parting shots?
O.com: that nigga would make retarded shit happen to you just so you will have something interesting to write about
The Killa: shout outs you’d like to give?
The Killa: LMAO!!…maybe he SHOULD read my blogger then
O.com: LMAO!!!!
O.com: id like to give a shout out to the nigga who invented peanut butter jelly sandwishes and the nigga who made that retarded ass flash movie with the bannana that we all love!
The Killa: LMAO!!..yes
The Killa: I’d like to give a shout out to the nigga who does Uncle Ruckus’s voice
The Killa: and the real life Quagmire in Philly
O.com: nigga its hard for me not to believe that the nigga who does uncle ruckus voice dont really think and act like that
O.com: lol youre the guts
The Killa: LMAO me too!
O.com: alright nigga…
O.com: i need to take a piss… we need to wrap this up….
The Killa: Ummm……that’s it
The Killa: BYE NIGGAS
O.com: … i cant think of nothing snappy to say as a sign off
O.com: aint that about a bitch?
The Killa: …and people who would prefer to not be called niggas but are still niggas
O.com: LOL this nigga
The Killa: Go get Family Guy…and ATHF volume 4 on Tuesday!
The Killa: LOL….you still thinking of a sign off?
The Killa: say Focker Out
O.com: LOL
O.com: naw nigga lmao
O.com: WE OUT!
The Killa: just in time
The Killa: FG is on!