O.com: LIVE!!!! like how your chicken used to be!!!!
O.com: lol before that helpless nigga was slaughtered by zacky farms lol
TheKillaCal: OH WE BACK!!!
TheKillaCal: For how long….who knows
O.com: who cares…
O.com: we are just gonna act like we aint just was here yesterday
O.com: but please note…
O.com: STG will be undergoing some changes…
O.com: all for the better!!!!
TheKillaCal: BIG CHANGES!
O.com: when? who knows? imma lazy fuck lol
TheKillaCal: Eventually
TheKillaCal: LOL
O.com: i have the right to be lazy tho… i work all the gotdamn time!
O.com: a nigga has a morgage to pay lol
O.com: so killa do the honors…..
O.com: tell these niggas whats crackin today
TheKillaCal: Welp…..ON DECK TODAY
TheKillaCal: three topis we KNOW you want our opinion on
O.com: WE KNOW IT!
TheKillaCal: The two Mikes…..Tyson and Jackson
O.com: HEE HEE!!!
O.com: *moon walk… kick out*
TheKillaCal: And the latest internet craze
TheKillaCal: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJEEEEEEEEENKINS!!!
O.com: LOL!!
O.com: yes!
TheKillaCal: so without further ado

O.com: so which mike are we gonna talk about first nigga?
TheKillaCal: Tyson man….it’s over
O.com: sigh…..
TheKillaCal: his career is done
O.com: that nigga there….
O.com: i hope so…
O.com: that nigga kinda broke my heart
TheKillaCal: I was talking to the homies at the bar about it man…..
O.com: i really thought he was about to put that big ass white boy on his ass
TheKillaCal: ME TOO!!
O.com: like he was smacking the FUCK out of him
TheKillaCal: and I got roped into paying five bucks to go see it!!!
TheKillaCal: YES!!!
O.com: LOL!!
TheKillaCal: he was throwing blows!!!
O.com: my dad paid the whole pay per view… that nigga was HOT lol
TheKillaCal: OOPS
O.com: indeed!
O.com: that nigga mike heart wasnt in it tho i guess….
TheKillaCal: Nigga it’s like a timer went off in him in the 6th round
TheKillaCal: like, “time to break his arms”
O.com: i dont know if i would have told the whole world that shit right after the fight lol
O.com: LMAO!!!
TheKillaCal: “time to step up my headbutt game”
O.com: lmao damn!
O.com: yea that was terrible
O.com: it didnt look like that nigga felt like being out there to me tho…
O.com: he wasnt trying to stop them inside punches at all
TheKillaCal: But nigga…his career is really like that of a wrestler
TheKillaCal: he used to be THE MAN
TheKillaCal: like Hulk Hogan
O.com: dammit!!
TheKillaCal: now that nigga is a jobber…just there to get another nigga over
O.com: LOL
TheKillaCal: or non-nigga in this case
O.com: sigh… its sad nigga
O.com: he will always be the champ to me tho…
TheKillaCal: yes man…I wanted to cry
TheKillaCal: if I was at home I would have
O.com: i blame the man!
TheKillaCal: YES!
O.com: if that nigga would have never went to jail shit would be different
TheKillaCal: the man has torn down Mike!!!
O.com: yea nigga
TheKillaCal: with an assist from Desiree Washington
O.com: the man and don kings slave driving ass
O.com: dah fuck that bitch…
TheKillaCal: Don King is the black mascot of the man
O.com: LMAO THE WHAT?!?!
O.com: i heard mike didnt even rape her… he just let the homies run a train after HE was done… and didnt do shit to stop it
TheKillaCal: wait
TheKillaCal: that was TUPAC
O.com: oh
O.com: oops
O.com: sorry
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!
O.com: wrong nigga
O.com: lol my bad lol
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!!
TheKillaCal: Mike definitely “fornicated” with her
O.com: similar cases lol
TheKillaCal: and dude…that’s what I’mma miss the most about Tyson
TheKillaCal: his sound bites!!
TheKillaCal: no pun intended
O.com: ah man… that nigga never disapoints in that dept!
O.com: LOL this nigga
TheKillaCal: nigga before we wrap this section up
O.com: that niggas quotes are PRICESLESS!!!
TheKillaCal: what’s your favorite Mike quote
TheKillaCal: I know that’s ALWAYS a hard question with you
TheKillaCal: to pick your favorite
O.com: LMAO!
O.com: that one when that nigga was sayin… im on the zoloft to keep from killin yall
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!…that’s a good one
O.com: lol what about yours?
TheKillaCal: mine has to be the one where he is talking about Lennox is no conquerer!!!….my defense is impregnable, my style is ferocious, I want your heart, I want to eat his children, praise be to Allah!!
TheKillaCal: I think that one pretty much said it all
O.com: lol that shit was great lol
TheKillaCal: I don’t think a nigga has EVER been as mad!!!
O.com: LOL!!!!
O.com: i think mike gets a bad wrap tho….
O.com: i dont think he is as crazy as muhfuckas make him out to be…
O.com: that… and i think he be putin on a show sometimes lol
TheKillaCal: yeah I agree with that…he’s been demonized
TheKillaCal: and he plays it up for money
O.com: yea man on some dennis rodman shit lol
TheKillaCal: Speaking of freaks of nature…since you brought Rodman up
O.com: LOL

TheKillaCal: Let’s talk about the OTHER Mike
O.com: yes!
O.com: im bumpin his classics right now!
TheKillaCal: Michael Jackson has been Amistad’ed
O.com: GIVE US FREE!
TheKillaCal: Give us…us free!!
O.com: LOL!!!
TheKillaCal: Honestly dogg…
TheKillaCal: I thought Mike was guilty
O.com: cant hold a black man dressed up like a white woman down muthafucka!
TheKillaCal: guilty of SOMETHING
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!
O.com: lmao
O.com: yea i didnt think it was gonna be a total shut out at all
O.com: nigga the prosicution should go hang themselves
O.com: they been working on that case for 10 years!!!
TheKillaCal: RIGHT!!!
TheKillaCal: they overworked themselves
O.com: there was still some nigga to mike back then i guess…
TheKillaCal: outsmarted themselves
O.com: nigga… how you prepare for something for 10 years… and then come up totally empty
TheKillaCal: I mean I woulda played up the Jesus Juice angle myself if I was them
TheKillaCal: instead of putting the CRAZY ASS MOTHER on the stand
O.com: nigga… you couldnt be anymore useless if you sat in a corner for the last 10 years
TheKillaCal: LMAO…yeah man….they pretty much WASTED 10 years
TheKillaCal: that’s why they looked so disgusted afterward
O.com: actually… you could….
O.com: because if you sat your punk ass in the corner for 10 years… you wouldnt have wasted MILLIONS of dollars lol
TheKillaCal: TRUE!!
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!
TheKillaCal: you live in LA
O.com: lol dumb fucks
TheKillaCal: YOU SIR footed the bill!!!
TheKillaCal: hahahaha!!!
O.com: FUCK!
O.com: fuck that
TheKillaCal: Think about that next time you go to Ralphs and your grocery tax is hella high
O.com: i live in Los Angeles county
O.com: that shit was in santa barbra county or some up north bullshit
TheKillaCal: ah….a nigga isn’t knowing about all the ins and outs of LA Geography
TheKillaCal: LOL
O.com: nigga tho… Bad just came on…
TheKillaCal: WOOOOO!
TheKillaCal: your butt is mine indeed!!
O.com: im sure mike was singin all his songs to that man
O.com: WHO BAD NOW MISTER PROSICUTER!!!
TheKillaCal: How do you feel about his post trial reaction?
O.com: MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O.com: words can not express my disapointment!
TheKillaCal: I expected at least a moonwalk myself
O.com: ME TOO!!!
TheKillaCal: maybe a spin
TheKillaCal: if we were lucky a crotch grab
O.com: like he damn near might as well have been guilty
TheKillaCal: that nigga didn’t do SHIT!!
O.com: i was that disappointed….
O.com: i mean… he went nigga for the trail…
O.com: he was getting there late n shit
TheKillaCal: RIGHT
O.com: showed up in pj’s n shit
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!!
TheKillaCal: ahahhaha
O.com: AND house shoes nigga
O.com: tell me that aint some niggardly shit
TheKillaCal: all he needed was a bucket of chicken
TheKillaCal: or some ribs
O.com: LOL you know?
TheKillaCal: rib stains on his t-shirt
O.com: some chicken grease on his glasses lol
O.com: but look tho
O.com: if he was gonna go that niggarly for the trail…
O.com: he could at least got his end zone celerbration on
TheKillaCal: RIGHT!!!
O.com: walked out of the court room like HHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
O.com: like in the bad video
O.com: running around n shit
TheKillaCal: That’s like TO giving the ball to the ref and walking to the sideline!!!
O.com: fuck yea!
TheKillaCal: I thought he was gonna jump on the table and pull a crowbar out of his pants leg
TheKillaCal: and scream AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
O.com: nigga… there was so much potential for him to shove that shit in the face of all his critics…
O.com: like nigga… there would have never been no bigger fuck you ever
TheKillaCal: Did you hear today that he has finally said he’s not gonna let kids sleep in his bed anymore?
O.com: like… this would have been a better fuck you than Al Queda vs the US
O.com: LMAO!! yea nigga…
O.com: smart move homie!
TheKillaCal: LMAO….you think!!!
O.com: LMAO!
O.com: nigga tho
O.com: i wonder if child molesters listen and dedicate jacko love songs to their victims n shit
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!! You’re cold as ice Charlie Murphy!
O.com: LMAO
TheKillaCal: LMAO….the victims would be having flashbacks
TheKillaCal: LMAO>..NOOOOO NOT LIBERIAN GIRL!!
O.com: LMAO!!!!!!
TheKillaCal: IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS TOUCHED!!!
O.com: thats fucked up lmao
O.com: i suppose you could put on r kelly too…
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!!
TheKillaCal: hahahahaha!!!!
O.com: but you would have to be like lil girls… in the teenager range
TheKillaCal: That would be some terrible shit
TheKillaCal: girls just crying out of nowhere
O.com: lol some ol your bodys callin
TheKillaCal: Seems Like Your Ready!
O.com: exactly lol
O.com: ugh nigga lmao
TheKillaCal: LMAO….man….well….lets see where Mike goes with it
O.com: shit… hopefully he goes the dont trust them pinkos no more route
O.com: because if it was some niggas accusing him… this shit would have never got off the ground
TheKillaCal: RIGHT!!!!
O.com: santa maria would have been like… you poor nigger, stop lying!
O.com: we see what youre up to!
TheKillaCal: Taking advantage of Sweet Michael like that!
O.com: LOL
TheKillaCal: HE’s THE GEE DARN KING OF POP!!!
O.com: LMAO!!!
TheKillaCal: *sigh*
TheKillaCal: anyway nigga
O.com: shit…
O.com: as high as gas is
O.com: they would have been like you can afford the drive up here… its impossible for mike to have done anything to your kid!
O.com: we know he aint going to the hood!!!
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!
O.com: shit is like 80 dollars worth of fucking gas to get up there lol
O.com: nigga tho…
O.com: if mike would have been… Yay for me! im throwing a celerbration party at neverland!
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!!
O.com: i would have taken my black ass right the fuck up there!!!
TheKillaCal: Free admission with an 8 year old boy
O.com: i would have been sippin on jesus juice and crackers partying to mike hits
O.com: LMAO@@!!!!!!!!!!!
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!
O.com: you see that tho?
TheKillaCal: It’s hard not to crack jokes
O.com: niggas aint EVER gonna let that shit go
O.com: lol
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!
O.com: it is!
O.com: lmao
TheKillaCal: right!!!
O.com: that nigga is gonna be guilty for the rest of his life
TheKillaCal: that shit is never not gonna be funny
TheKillaCal: RIGHT

TheKillaCal: Speaking of shit that’s never not funny
TheKillaCal: cuz we gotta wrap this bad boy up
O.com: AH YEA!!!
O.com: LEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY
O.com: JJJJJAAAAAAAAANNNNNNKKKKKKIIIIINNNNSSSSSS
TheKillaCal: That clip gets funnier everytime I see it
O.com: LMAO
TheKillaCal: http://hem.bredband.net/b222680/leeroy.wmv
O.com: nigga you had me ROLLIN talkin about that nigga went in there like a suicide bomber
TheKillaCal: that is not a Max-setup link
O.com: gotdammit
TheKillaCal: it actually works!
O.com: LMAO!
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!!
TheKillaCal: all he needed to say was COBRALLALALALALALALA!!
O.com: LMAO!!!
O.com: ALLAH AKBAH!!!!
TheKillaCal: and you woulda had a dead Killacal on your hands
TheKillaCal: my heart would have exploded from laughter
O.com: LOL!!!
O.com: yes nigga
O.com: i would have just suffacated
TheKillaCal: It’s been pretty much confirmed that it’s a setup
TheKillaCal: but STILL
O.com: i would have been choked out on the floor dead… smiling like in that one batman ep lol
TheKillaCal: it doesn’t make it ANY less funny
O.com: oh word?
O.com: damn!
O.com: i feel like eman felt when he found out that lion shit wasnt real
TheKillaCal: yeah, according to the legions of geeks that actually play it
TheKillaCal: LMAO….you can pretend you never heard that
O.com: LMAO!
O.com: yea fuck that… they are lying lol
TheKillaCal: For those that aren’t knowing about the Lion shit
O.com: they dont people coming in trying to do that shit
TheKillaCal: there was a story that 42 midgets fought a Lion
TheKillaCal: and the Lion won
TheKillaCal: LMAO
O.com: GOOD LORD!!!
TheKillaCal: I can’t even type that without laughing
O.com: nigga in a fucked up way…
O.com: i wish that shit was true
TheKillaCal: HAHAHAHAHA!!
O.com: like… who has the fuckin audacity nigga!
TheKillaCal: I’m dying here
TheKillaCal: nigga hold on!!
O.com: what kinda evil fuck could really do that shit?!?!
TheKillaCal: WHO KNOWS 42 MIDGETS!
O.com: AND! AND! have 42 midgets band together like… WE CAN DO IT!!!!!
TheKillaCal: like what kinda circles do you have to roll in to know 42 bout it ass midgets!!!
O.com: exactly!!
O.com: LMAO!!
O.com: BOUT IT ass midgets!!
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!
O.com: ride or die midgets!!!
TheKillaCal: FUCK IT
TheKillaCal: we gonna take on a Lion!!
TheKillaCal: LMAO….nigga
O.com: in the story tho… they didnt say shit about giving the midgets sticks or no shit
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!
TheKillaCal: just bare handed
O.com: nigga… midgets have no strength…
TheKillaCal: mano a liono
O.com: LOL lil fist of fury
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!
O.com: 84 lil hands and feet
O.com: did not make a difference at all
O.com: lion handled them niggas quickly…
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!
O.com: in the story it said it killed 28 of them niggas
TheKillaCal: man I’m dying here
O.com: and severly injured the others
O.com: cut off shit n shit
TheKillaCal: I wish it were true man…I can’t believe I’m saying that…but I do
O.com: LMAO!!!!!!
TheKillaCal: and I wish a nigga had taped it
O.com: nigga i swear id try to make a movie about it
TheKillaCal: and put it on Faces of Death
O.com: LMAO YES!!!!
TheKillaCal: I’m a fucked up ass nigga for that
O.com: that would have been the greatest shit ever!!! sadly lol but true
TheKillaCal: but fuck it
O.com: yes nigga…
TheKillaCal: I mean look how hard we are laughing at Leeroy Jenkins
O.com: LMAO!!!
TheKillaCal: and that was just video game niggas getting fucked up!
O.com: LMAO
O.com: them muthafuckas got slaughtered lol
O.com: nigga…..
TheKillaCal: Imagine if it was REAL LIFE MIDGETS
TheKillaCal: getting HANDLED!!
O.com: slaughterization on a massive scale is funny
TheKillaCal: and somebody like the crocodile hunter was the MC
O.com: im sorry
TheKillaCal: CRICKY!
O.com: maybe its just me….
O.com: LMAO!!!!!!
TheKillaCal: HE JUST BIT HIS ARM OFF!!
O.com: LMAO!!!!!!
O.com: yea nigga… people gettin fucked up is funny to me nigga i cant help it
O.com: i laughed at schendlers list
TheKillaCal: whoa
TheKillaCal: LMAO
O.com: this nigga jd will never let me live that shit down either
TheKillaCal: damn you are going to hell
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!!
O.com: LMAO!!!!!!!!!
TheKillaCal: man I can’t even say nothing to that
O.com: nigga its not as bad as it sounds
O.com: trust me
TheKillaCal: that is officially the most fucked up shit ever!!!
O.com: i wasnt laughin at the whole thing
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!
TheKillaCal: Jews are gonna want your head
O.com: but there was some parts that had me rollin
TheKillaCal: you are gonna make the ACLU’s website
TheKillaCal: like what?
O.com: like them germans was saying and doing the coldest shit
TheKillaCal: LMAO
O.com: them niggas was vicious!!!
O.com: them niggas had absolutely no love!
TheKillaCal: yeah they were the coldest niggas on the planet
TheKillaCal: like their hearts pumped ice water
O.com: yea they took over the romans title with that move there
TheKillaCal: HOLD ON THOUGH
O.com: fuck ice water
O.com: FREON!
TheKillaCal: THe Romans used to feed niggas to the LIONS!!
O.com: LMAO!!!!!!!
TheKillaCal: Like Christians and shit
O.com: yes nigga lol
TheKillaCal: I don’t know…it’s kinda close man
O.com: nigga… if they came out with a movie that focused on christains getting ate by lions…
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!
O.com: nigga im sorry… but id have to laugh
TheKillaCal: don’t say it!
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!
TheKillaCal: I KNEW IT!
O.com: LMAO!!!
TheKillaCal: This nigga here
O.com: maybe im just sydistic or some shit….
TheKillaCal: so nigga if there was a Midget vs. Lion clip how much funnier would it be than the Leeroy Clip
O.com: nigga in a past life… i was probably one of the muthafuckas that started acting an ass at stadium events…
TheKillaCal: I don’t doubt it
TheKillaCal: LOL
O.com: yea nigga it probably would be lmao
TheKillaCal: *sigh*
TheKillaCal: Nigga your seat is getting warm in hell as we speak
TheKillaCal: LMAO….you are cold as ice!
O.com: lol nigga imma make a online test…
TheKillaCal: what?…the how fucked up are you test?
O.com: “what is your postion in hell going to be” test
O.com: like… there is gonna be the devils assistant
TheKillaCal: Nigga you would be the authority on it
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!
O.com: the gate keeper
O.com: a regular citizen of hell
TheKillaCal: what the hell is the Devil’s assistant in charge of?
O.com: lol keeping it hellish in there lol
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!
TheKillaCal: hahahahaha
TheKillaCal: fuck!
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!
O.com: i mean… im sure the devil can only come up with so many ways to make niggas suffer
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!!
TheKillaCal: like he’d be in the devil’s ear
TheKillaCal: telling him fucked up shit to do
O.com: so im sure he would need the help of some sick fuck to really make niggas suffer lol
O.com: basiclly lol
TheKillaCal: “you could pull that niggas ear off while you make him suck a polar bears dick!”
TheKillaCal: man….your flight to hell has been booked!
O.com: like luficer… you would what you need? a nigga that goes around and kicks niggas in the ass with spiked shoes randomly
TheKillaCal: I hope you buy some ear phones for your in flight movie
TheKillaCal: LMAO
O.com: LOL!!
TheKillaCal: nigga
TheKillaCal: on that note
O.com: lol ah man lol
TheKillaCal: The Shaq reality show is on
TheKillaCal: this has got to be the fakest reality show ever
O.com: sportscenter?
TheKillaCal: but I must watch it
TheKillaCal: LMAO!!
O.com: oh…. lol
TheKillaCal: nooooo…it’s on ESPN
TheKillaCal: tho
O.com: i aint never seent it
O.com: lol
TheKillaCal: it’s pretty funny…he was singing that one Vonage commercial song the other night
O.com: the fakest? lol
O.com: gotdamn that has to be bad
TheKillaCal: yeah….it’s more of a PR film than a reality show
TheKillaCal: like the second MJ special
TheKillaCal: Anyway, it’s time to say goodbye to all our negro (and other) friends
O.com: LOL!!!
O.com: aight…
TheKillaCal: Until next time
O.com: WHENEVER THAT IS!!!
TheKillaCal: I’m the Killa Cal aka Trustus Jones
O.com: lmao
O.com: aka Harpo!!!
TheKillaCal: LMAO…yes that nigga too
O.com: nigga imma never get over that shit!!!
O.com: lmao
O.com: woooooooo and im the nigga over here laughin like a muthafucka!!!
O.com: most muthafuckas call me OJ tho…
O.com: and we are signing the hell off!
O.com: NIGGA!