KillaCal: COMING AT YOU LIVE!!!
O.com: LIVE!
O.com: ( kinda lol )
KillaCal: We have a very special edition of the world famous STG!
KillaCal: It’s special for 2 reasons
KillaCal: we have our FIRST special guest!
KillaCal: You know him as the prime minister of BOLIVION
KillaCal: it’s MAX
KillaCal: and we only have ONE TOPIC today!
KillaCal: one that got us HEATED!!!!
O.com: lol ill never get over the name ” Bolivion ” by the way….
Max: thank you… thank you *doing presidential wave*
KillaCal: Max why don’t you tell them what the topic is today!
O.com: TELL EM WHY YOU MAD SON!!!
KillaCal: TELL EM WHAT GOT US MAD SON!!!
O.com: lol hell naw
Max: Welp, it is The Source Magazine… they have blown the ‘5 Mics’ to shit
KillaCal: HENCEFORTH KNOWN AS THE SAUCE!
O.com: they be fuckin blowin it
KillaCal: As some of you may know, the SAUCE went back in March 2002 and RE-GAVE Mics to certain albums
O.com: i didnt know that shit at all actually… i stoped reading that shit…
Max: I thought it was only symbolic
KillaCal: NO GOOD Sir! they have changed ALL the info on the web page to include these SHAMS
KillaCal: these TRAVESTIES!!
O.com: lol these niggas is hot

KillaCal: Albums they gave as few as 4 mics they have gone back on their word and given mics to!
Max: its revisionist history
KillaCal: in the meanwhile does Outkast have the other half a mic they asked for (cause that Southernplayalisticadillacmusic was a classic right????)
KillaCal: NO!
KillaCal: FOR SHAME I SAY!
KillaCal: Lets talk about some of the albums they went back on!
KillaCal: there are 2 categories!
O.com: there are?
KillaCal: I have the actual issue sitting next to me!
O.com: well yea put me on nigga… because im not knowing
O.com: i just saw the site
KillaCal: one is albums that came out prior to the SAUCE being a real magazine
KillaCal: (1989 for those not knowing!)
Max: I didn’t even know that
O.com: http://www.thesource.com/html/fm_01.htm the link!
O.com: whats the other catorgory?
KillaCal: The other category are the BULLSHIT, WE GONE GO BACK ON OUR WORD albums
O.com: lol
KillaCal: Okay these are the albums that REALLY earned 5 mics:
KillaCal: Tribe Called Quest – Peoples Instinctive Travel blah blah and Low End Theory, Ice Cube – Amerikkka’s Most Wanted, Nas – Illmatic, Brand Nubian – One For All, Notorius B.I.G. – Life After Death, and Outkast – Aquemini
KillaCal: All others are SUSPECT
O.com: ice cubes amerikkkas was CLASSIC!!!
KillaCal: including The Blueprint and Stillmatic!
O.com: Aquemini… was CLASSIC!!!
Max: I think the Blueprint-Stillmatic thing was a product of hype
KillaCal: yeah it was one of the first 3 to get 5 mics
KillaCal: In the aftermath of that 150th issue Scarface ALSO recieved 5 mics for the Fix
Max: Hey! De La Soul is Dead was missing….
KillaCal: OOPs…
O.com: alright… so, lets review the bullshit.
KillaCal: Yes De La Soul Is Dead WAS among the original 5 mic albums
KillaCal: it is STILL slept on
KillaCal: that’s why you’re here Max…LOL
O.com: sholl is… because ive never heard it lol
Max: oh no
Max: Tragic…
KillaCal: OJ!!!
O.com: dah…
KillaCal: It has MANY MANY CLASSICS!!!
O.com: i havent heard alotta shit…
O.com: im sure… lol
O.com: can we get started tho?
KillaCal: right…
O.com: go down the list dogg… start with number one!
KillaCal: Okay we are talking about the ones they went back on
O.com: right
Max: okay

KillaCal: Geto Boys “Grip It! On That Other Level!….originally 4 mics
KillaCal: WHAT IN DA FUCK?!!??!
O.com: i never heard that shit…
O.com: but im pretty sure it wasnt classic lol
KillaCal: this ain’t even the one with Mind’s Playing Tricks On ME
O.com: lol oh no
Max: I have had both versions of this album
KillaCal: or Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster!
KillaCal: Okay Max school me then
Max: This one has the original ‘Scarface’ on it
KillaCal: why did they go back and give it a FULL MIC??
O.com: yea me too lol what did i miss out on?
KillaCal: shit just don’t make sense to me….I’m sorry
KillaCal: that’s NOT a classic album
O.com: cant be… i never even heard of the shit lol
KillaCal: I think Max is speechless….
Max: I will tell you this much, it was not worth the extra mic. This album is really a remix album
O.com: LOL!!!!
KillaCal: TRAVESTY!!
O.com: ah damn…
KillaCal: okay next album
O.com: lol terrible

O.com: time out!
O.com: stop!
O.com: lets get something established here before we go any further!
KillaCal: Okay
O.com: what makes a good album?
O.com: can a album have a flawless listen?
KillaCal: NO TRACKS SKIPPED by 75% of KNOWLEDGABLE fans
O.com: are is every album allowed a good skip or two
Max: 1. good beats. 2. good rhymes. 3. Re-playability
KillaCal: okay Max’s standards are a little bit more reasonable than mine
Max: can you go back and bump this album like no time has passed?
O.com: damn… no tracks skipped?
KillaCal: we can go with his
O.com: lol right lol
KillaCal: Good standards…fair enough
O.com: lol yea… lets go with his….
Max: cool

KillaCal: okay…next album
O.com: lol next!
KillaCal: Main Source – Breaking Atoms
KillaCal: originally 4 and a half
O.com: i hate main source….
Max: This was their only album with the original members
KillaCal: NOW I must say….I DIG this album
O.com: im knocking at the front door makes me wanna hit somebody
KillaCal: but this is a case of the SAUCE making a mistake the first time out!
KillaCal: and yes O you have a point….this album was NOT appealing to EVERYONE
Max: In that case, you just charge it to the game and move on
O.com: sho the fuck wasnt
O.com: *slides the plastic*
Max: I think this album was one of the first ‘Backpacker’ joints…
O.com: lol hell naw

KillaCal: Next album is a case of the SAUCE being DUMB AS HELL and trying to make up for it later on…
KillaCal: probably the reason for the issue in the first place…
KillaCal: both the next two actually
KillaCal: Ice Cube – Death Certificate and Dr. Dre – The Chronic
O.com: Death Certificate was a muthafuckin classic!!!
O.com: the chronic… ALSO a muthafuckin classic!!!
KillaCal: TRUE ENOUGH those albums deserved 5 mics the first time out….but the SAUCE gave them 4.5….so that has to stand!
O.com: ice cube delt out cold cold business on this shit….
Max: anything with 4.5 should be left where it was
KillaCal: TRUE TRUE…I listen to it once a week
O.com: yes!
KillaCal: and let’s NOT forget that Made Men once got 4.5 mics
Max: STOP
O.com: you can listen to that whole Death Cert. album and not have to skip shit
KillaCal: they should have gone back and STRIPPED some mics from some albums
O.com: you know?
Max: see, now THAT would have been fair
O.com: lol wha?
Max: Stripping mics
O.com: YES!!
O.com: lol i think our next installment should be a mic stripping episode lol

KillaCal: Next Album is another 4.5 miccer….
KillaCal: Wu Tang Clan – Enter the 36 Chambers…..
KillaCal: the reviewer must have been smoking some WET shit
O.com: PROTECT YA NECK SON!!! classic shit!
O.com: yea i liked this shit the first time i heard it
Max: You all have to remember too
O.com: i dont know what the fuck them fools was on…
KillaCal: whatever 400 pound police fighting Bonecrusher Jr. dude was smoking
O.com: lmao hell naw
O.com: LMAO
Max: the original ‘Mind Squad’ was a LOT harder on albums than the one around now
O.com: lol that nigga was fuckin huge
KillaCal: Well see this sits at the heart of the issue
KillaCal: THERE IS NO MIND SQUAD
KillaCal: NO MORE
O.com: lol the mind squad is gettin chipped off
Max: I heard a lot of them went to XXL
Max: I can agree with the 4.5 because near the end it fell apart
O.com: what fell apart at the end?
O.com: enter the 36?
KillaCal: The reviewers for the SAUCE now have Benzino’s cum on their lips
Max: The songs after ‘Protect Ya Neck’?
KillaCal: TEARZ???
O.com: hm…
KillaCal: are you serious??
O.com: tearz was tight…
KillaCal: but I see your point Max
O.com: umm… i had the album with the remix to METHOD MAN on there….
O.com: ummm….
KillaCal: me too O
O.com: maybe i need to look at a track listing lol

KillaCal: Anyway lets go to the next album though
KillaCal: it got 4 mics…and if you talk to people I know from Detroit it deserved less, although I think it’s a classic
KillaCal: we are talking about Snoop’s Debut….Doggystyle
O.com: LOL
O.com: WHAT?!?!
O.com: FUCK DETROIT NIGGAS!!!!
O.com: THATS SOME RETARDED SHIT TO SAY!!!
KillaCal: LMAO
KillaCal: you have a Cali Bias
O.com: i dont nigga… that shit is a fuckin classic nigga!
Max: This album is DEFINITELY replayable though
KillaCal: YES!
KillaCal: I agree Max
KillaCal: It’s a classic
Max: how many did this get out the box?
O.com: 4
KillaCal: it got 4 mics
Max: This was Death Row at its height
O.com: yes man
Max: ah, this is when the Source had a East Coast Bias still…
O.com: but… i will admit… i didnt like this shit when it first came out…
KillaCal: SEE…
KillaCal: exactly
O.com: i wasnt into gangster rap at ALL nigga lol
KillaCal: but you gotta go with what you said before
O.com: i didnt like none of that shit
KillaCal: you can’t go back and say….well it’s 5 mic…
O.com: but after i listened to it… i was like damn… this is hard.
KillaCal: cuz part of 5 mic is INSTANT “I like this shit!”
KillaCal: am I right?
Max: exactly
O.com: no nigga no… i didnt give it a chance at first… i didnt even hear it and pasted judgement
KillaCal: a 5 mic album doesn’t grow on you!
Max: I skipped through a lot of tracks when it came out
KillaCal: me too!
Max: I didn’t even like ‘what’s my name’
KillaCal: NOW I can listen to it all
O.com: i did… but i wasnt trying to listen to tha album lol
KillaCal: an example of that type of album is Wu Tang Forever….
Max: Gin And Juice got my ass though…
O.com: right…
O.com: AH YES!
KillaCal: at first there were tracks like Black Shampoo I used to SKIP
KillaCal: But now I can listen to that whole album without skipping
KillaCal: does that make it a 5 mic album???? NO!
O.com: gin and juice was catchy as fuck
O.com: true… it wasnt an instant classic… i can stand by that
Max: my first yahoo screen name, that stuck
O.com: but ITS STILL A CLASSIC!!

KillaCal: *sigh* anyway we haven’t talked about the worst of the bunch yet
Max: Mobb Deep?
KillaCal: here we have another case of the SAUCE just acting an ass and being the grinch with half a mic…..Ready To Die only got 4.5 when it came out
KillaCal: we’re getting there Max
KillaCal: we’re getting there…
Max: oh ok… I’mma let em have it
O.com: LOL
KillaCal: Ready To Die deserved 5…but it didn’t get it
O.com: nigga… i love Ready to die…
O.com: i can see why it didnt tho…
KillaCal: I can see MAYBE giving that one a conditional half a mic
O.com: a couple of tracks on there… eeeehh i dont know about.
O.com: maybe it was the beat or some shit… i dont know
Max: Ready to Die had to grow on me…
KillaCal: Respect is the only track I STILL skip
Max: I was like, look at this fat muthafucka….
Max: like he get all them females, thats some bullshit
KillaCal: I liked it from jump street though
O.com: i didnt give that shit a chance till they was talkin about Life after Death coming out ( biggie was still alive tho )
O.com: i liked the singles… but i got tired of them shits… QUICK
KillaCal: okay…well based on what we are saying it deserved it’s initial rating then
O.com: Juicy is one of the reasons i stoped listening to tha gotdamn radio
O.com: that and big poppa
Max: Only single I like was Warning
Max: yeah that other shit was for the birds
O.com: Warning is a fucking CLASSIC!
O.com: so is unbelievable… fuckin shit

KillaCal: next is one in the BULLSHIT category FA SHO!!!
KillaCal: Scarface – The Diary got 4 mics when it came out!
O.com: i dont really like scareface… my opinion doesnt count here lol
KillaCal: AND IT DIDN’T DESERVE THAT MANY!
O.com: oh
O.com: well i guess it does lol
KillaCal: Scarface has a blackmail tape on SOMEONE
O.com: LOL!!!
KillaCal: I’ve listened to The Diary and wanted to use it for a coaster!
O.com: nigga maybe they was trying to give some love to southern rappers
O.com: or… fuck… i dont know lol
O.com: maybe face snatched somebody wifey up lol
KillaCal: GIVE LOVE TO OUTKAST!
KillaCal: EVERY ONE OF THEIR ALBUMS DESERVED 5!
O.com: wasnt that track… umm…. umm…
O.com: fuck
Max: The Diary was okay, but not 5 mics, or even 4
O.com: the one with ice cub and dre
KillaCal: NO
O.com: i cant remember the name… i got it tho…
KillaCal: it wasn’t on that album
O.com: that wasnt on there?
KillaCal: Game Over
O.com: hm
O.com: YES!
KillaCal: it was on Homies and Thugs
O.com: that shit is hard
KillaCal: or something like that
KillaCal: along with Smile with Pac
Max: It was on ‘Untouchable’ too
O.com: what about the track with Tupac… Smile?
O.com: oh
O.com: well fuck
O.com: what was on that album?
KillaCal: The Diary had Never Seen a Man Cry
O.com: i hated thats ong
Max: and The Hand of The Dead Body
O.com: didnt like that shit either….
KillaCal: in other words a BUNCH OF SHIT
O.com: LOL

KillaCal: Okay now this next album only got 4 mics and it’s my personal favorite hip hop album for the last 2 years
KillaCal: 2Pac – Me Against The World
O.com: that shit didnt deserve 5 mics
O.com: just because they had that gotdamn female singing the hook on me against the world…
O.com: and the beat was SUSPECT
O.com: im not saying there wasnt some good shit on there
Max: I think its Pac’s 2nd best outside of Makaveli
KillaCal: I have to abstain from this one, cuz this album is my favorite…
KillaCal: The SAUCE obviously hated Pac
O.com: i get around used to be my fuckin anthem
Max: He did this one I think right before he went to jail
Max: that wasn’t on there
O.com: lol i dont know why… he came to sell MANY mags for they asses lol
O.com: oh it wasnt?
O.com: fuck lol
Max: Dear Mama, Outlaw, So Many Tears
O.com: see… thats what a nigga gets for never buyin shit and making taps offa niggas CD’s way back when
O.com: what about temptations?
KillaCal: yeah that was on there O
Max: that too
O.com: THAT WAS MY SHIT!
O.com: that was my anthem after i get around! lol

KillaCal: Okay….now here we have East Coast bias comes into play….a 4.5 mic album for no fucking good reason at all!!!….Mobb Deep The Infamous
KillaCal: I don’t think ya’ll saw what I just typed
Max: Mobb fuckin deep
KillaCal: MOBB DEEP GOT 4.5 Mics for basically making Shook Ones
O.com: LOL!!
Max: I was just about to say that
Max: ONE damn song
O.com: shook ones was great
KillaCal: AND THEN the SAUCE GIVES THEM ANOTHER HALF A MIC
O.com: give up the goods cracked too
O.com: but i cant fuck with mobb deep… them niggas be putting me to fuckin sleep
KillaCal: Shook Ones WAS great….but UP NORTH TRIP DIDN’T CRACK
Max: You got a hard album and you put Q-TIP on it??
KillaCal: THEY ARE THE CURE FOR INSOMNIA
O.com: LOL!!! HA HA
O.com: YES!!!
O.com: hell yea!
O.com: them and common…
O.com: ill black right out
O.com: i dont know why….
O.com: common is tight to me… but i cant stay awake lol
Max: common used to make bangers, but now…
Max: its that badu-izm puttin niggas to sleep lol
O.com: too bad erykah didnt do the same shit she did to andre…
O.com: that nigga got weird… but he still put out HEAT!!

KillaCal: Okay the next album deserved 5 Mics when it came out, but wasn’t understood so got 4.5 Raekwon The Chef Only Built For Cuban Linkz
O.com: no nigga… i do not agree
O.com: that shit STILL dont deserve 5 mics
O.com: you know why?
Max: I had the purple tape
KillaCal: THE CUBAN LINK ALBUM IS THE TRUTH!!
O.com: because NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THAT NIGGA RAE BE TALKIN ABOUT HALF THE GOTDAMN TIME!!!
KillaCal: LMAO!
Max: lol
O.com: that nigga use slang that only he and ghost know what the fuck he talkin about!!!
KillaCal: I mean true he be talking about Spaghetti head niggas
O.com: you niggas is laughin because yall know its the fuckin truth!!
KillaCal: LOL
Max: all you dye… is this shit right here… any color you want…
KillaCal: true….true
O.com: nigga do you know how many times i had to listen to that shit to catch half that shit?
Max: but it be like, blue and cream, knowahimsayin?
KillaCal: LOL
O.com: lol
KillaCal: I’mma Rock niggas this summer word is bond!
KillaCal: Niggas won’t even know…wooooooo
O.com: nigga i wanted to do that shit when i heard it… i aint gone lie lol
KillaCal: check the fly shit son!
Max: swirl it like a marble cake…
KillaCal: but I see O’s point
KillaCal: it deserved it’s original rating
KillaCal: I think we can agree that 4.5 mic albums SHOULDA been ones that will grow on you
O.com: yes… just based on rae’s fuckin gibberish
Max: lol
O.com: yea it did… and its a classic, but i can see 4.5
Max: true

KillaCal: okay the SAUCE didn’t even REVIEW the next album when it came out!
KillaCal: 2Pac – All Eyez on Me
O.com: lol this nigga is on some derogertory shit
O.com: lol damn
O.com: why not?
Max: That’s right, their imfamous ‘we didn’t have a copy at press time’ excuse
O.com: LOL!!!
Max: hmmmm
KillaCal: RIGHT!
KillaCal: I SMELL BULLSHIT!
O.com: lol
KillaCal: and it smells like Benzino’s oily hair!
O.com: i smell pussy
O.com: lol niggas was scared to give that shakey ass review
O.com: like it would have gotten
Max: The Fugee’s The Score and Busta Rhymes The Coming came out at the same time and THOSE got reviewed…
O.com: because of the…. MUTHAFUCKIN OUTLAWS!!!!
KillaCal: EXACTLY
KillaCal: THE OUTLAWS AAAAAAAAND E-40 and them!!!
KillaCal: they RUINED that album
O.com: hell yea
O.com: i dont think this nigga pac did one complete song on that shit
KillaCal: the last track on there with E-40 and them is the most terrible song I’ve EVER HEARD!!!
O.com: no… time out… i think he did like 5 complete songs
Max: There was not much thought put to that album at all though
O.com: e-40 aint on that album… is he?
Max: I didn’t know that either
KillaCal: LOL…Exactly O
Max: I bought that shit used
KillaCal: the fact that you don’t remember 40 being on there says EVERYTHING about that track
KillaCal: I GUARENTEE you skip it everytime
O.com: im not gonna front tho… i listen to all eyez on me… i think it cracks…
O.com: but i be forwarding past the outlaws parts
Max: the outlaws just blow it, they are worse than the Lox when it come to that shit
O.com: the outlaws represent what it is to fucking suck and be completely talentless
KillaCal: the track is called Ain’t Hard To Find
KillaCal: I had to look it the fuck up
O.com: oooh lol i dont remember that shit at all lol
KillaCal: CUZ YOU SKIP IT
O.com: LMAO!
O.com: probably lmao
KillaCal: NOT a 5 mic album…
O.com: at all
KillaCal: 3.5 at most!
O.com: i can stand by that lol
Max: I agree with 3.5
O.com: ill still wont be mad if somebody throw that shit on tho

KillaCal: Next album got 4 mics….I like the album, but it deserved 4 and still does….The Fugees
O.com: sho does..
KillaCal: The Score
O.com: because i couldnt STAND THEM NIGGAS when the score first came out
KillaCal: JUST FOR PRAS
Max: I used to smoke to this album
KillaCal: who had 1 GOOD BAR
O.com: oh my GOD i hated the fugees
KillaCal: I refugee from guantanamo bay/dance around the border like Cassius Clay
Max: that was kinda bad tho
KillaCal: that’s HIS ONLY good bar
O.com: i didnt like the fugees till they come out with that western song… or someshit
KillaCal: COWBOYS!
O.com: yes nigga
Max: because Pras was decent on their first album
O.com: that shit was hard…
KillaCal: Okay Pras was decent on that too
O.com: i HATED killing me softly
KillaCal: BUT THE OUTSIDAZ made that track good
KillaCal: RAH DIGGAH
Max: The Outsiders actually carried that song
KillaCal: and Young Zee
Max: pacewon too
O.com: i didnt even know they was on that shit
KillaCal: yeah PACEWON!
O.com: pacewon fell off
O.com: lol
O.com: the outz is hard tho
KillaCal: Wyclef/Pacewon/yo this is how the west was won/our motto/a true desparado
O.com: oh yea
O.com: ok ok ok lol
KillaCal: 4 Mic album though…
KillaCal: LOL
KillaCal: even with the BEST SKIT IN THE HISTORY OF SKITS
KillaCal: The Chinese Restuarant skit
O.com: YES!!!!
Max: if its ’situational’ its not 5 mics
KillaCal: exactly Max
KillaCal: Okay two more albums ya’ll
KillaCal: this one got 4 mics….
O.com: ill kick your monkey ass… my fucking self!

KillaCal: The SAUCE was LATE to jump on his dick…but jump on it they did…along with the rest of the free world
Max: Hov
KillaCal: Jay-Z – Reasonable Doubt
O.com: LOL!!!!
KillaCal: good anticipation Max
O.com: i didnt hear this album till 2 months ago
KillaCal: once again, a 4 mic album that deserved 4 mics
O.com: but ill admit i was late…
Max: I made a list of Jay-Z songs I liked, quite a few came from this era
KillaCal: Yeah, but he also had some bullshit on there….
KillaCal: Regrets
Max: Feelin it, aint no nigga, dead presidents, brooklyn’s finest
KillaCal: Cashmere Thoughts
O.com: i didnt give that nigga a ounce of a chance… i had stoped listening to the radio and stoped fuckin with BET and MTV at the time…
KillaCal: It’s a GREAT album
KillaCal: a classic even
O.com: yea it cracks…
KillaCal: but it had some definite flaws
Max: The only Jigga album I like
KillaCal: and it deserved 4 mics
Max: besides In My Lifetime Volume 1
O.com: vol 1 was hard
KillaCal: ESPECIALLY on the standards of albums like Illmatic
O.com: i actually have illmatic
O.com: and still aint heard it all
Max: Illmatic is the tightest 39 minutes ever on one CD
KillaCal: Illmatic, Low End Theory, and America’s Most are the only albums I think are undisputed 5 mic albums
O.com: i still aint heard low end theory
Max: say what?
O.com: real shit
KillaCal: Not to mention ALL of OUtkast and Midnight Mauraders….two albums that STILL DIDN’T GET NO SHINE
O.com: i dont even know whats on that shit lol
KillaCal: OJ….where have you been man?
KillaCal: Scenario
O.com: man…
KillaCal: Check the Rhyme
KillaCal: Jazz
KillaCal: Butter
KillaCal: Skypager
KillaCal: What?
O.com: you niggas just dont understand… i didnt watch tv or listen to radio for YEARS
O.com: i didnt know about alot of shit that was out lol
O.com: i was mad at music for a long long time lol
KillaCal: I am sending you Low End when we are done!
O.com: ok… scenario was the shit…
KillaCal: YOU WILL LOVE THAT ALBUM
Max: please do
O.com: lol
KillaCal: it’s ALL ABOUT jazz/hip hop fusion
O.com: check the ryhme was tight too
O.com: oh word?
KillaCal: they DID what Guru was TRYING to do
KillaCal: they had Ron Carter on the Bass
O.com: ahhhh with jazzmatazz?
O.com: LOL
Max: right
O.com: nigga… trust me is still one of my favorite songs…
KillaCal: yeah Trust Me is the shit
KillaCal: granted
O.com: only because of ol girl from the brand new heavies…
O.com: i think imma download some of they shit lol
KillaCal: N’Dea Davenport!
Max: what happened to her?
O.com: lol who knows
KillaCal: who knows…I know her cousins
KillaCal: I need to ask them

KillaCal: Anyway…the last album
O.com: lol this nigga
KillaCal: Dr. Dre’s – The Chronic 2001….
KillaCal: got 4.5 mics
O.com: GREAT ALBUM!
KillaCal: deserved 4.5
O.com: it deserved it lol
O.com: its a fuckin classic tho!
Max: Decent, this had to grow on me
O.com: me too kinda…
Max: I only got it because of xxxplosive
O.com: some shit i played out….
O.com: nigga… xxxplosive is the shit
O.com: that shit makes me feel like im from LA
Max: Kurupt will never be that hard again
O.com: sho wont lol
KillaCal: Dre’s albums are glorified soundtracks
O.com: they are lol… a soundtrack with no movie lol
KillaCal: Okay….
KillaCal: So that’s all the albums the SAUCE did revisionist history for
Max: could probably write a movie to it… hmmm
O.com: hm indeed?
Max: hey I think we should split this into 2 parts
KillaCal: Meanwhile SOUTHERNPLAYLISTIC AND MIDNIGHT MAURADERS STILL HAVE 4.5 mics!!!
O.com: yea this shit is gonna be longer than a muthafucka lol
O.com: this nigga calvin….
Max: lol
O.com: you should take a life to show niggas how serious you are lol
KillaCal: Man I thought about sacrificing a “little person”
Max: he died for 5 mics…. lol
O.com: LMAO!!!
O.com: THATS FUCKED UP LMAO!!!
O.com: ah shit lmao
Max: half a person, half a mic
Max: works for me!
KillaCal: RIGHT!!!
O.com: LMAO!!!!!!!!!1
KillaCal: The SAUCE is on that bullshit
O.com: you niggas is cold lmao
KillaCal: LOL…so says the coldest of them all!
Max: ok
O.com: ah here this nigga goes lmao
O.com: fuck you niggas lol
KillaCal: LOL
Max: lol
KillaCal: ANYWAY, don’t be like the SAUCE
KillaCal: don’t break this up!
KillaCal: people need to read this in it’s entirity
O.com: man… they been on that bullshit for a cool min…
O.com: i used to read it for the articals…
Max: I mean, we can do the other albums at another time
O.com: but i gave up on them shits too…
KillaCal: YEah…we can do that!
Max: the source has been shit since the made men 4.5 debacle
O.com: LOL!!!
Max: never trusted them again
KillaCal: The Pre-SAUCE albums and the ones post Benzino’s “coming out”
O.com: i stoped trusting that mic system long before that lol
Max: lol right
O.com: when they was hating on west coast artist lol
KillaCal: well alot of that west coast bullshit was garbage
Max: but I must bail, gentlemen, there is work to be done in Bolivion
O.com: fuck you no it wasnt!
Max: I can see why they didn’t give Spice 1 5 mics tho
KillaCal: the west coast gave us Coolio, Domino, Skee-lo, and Young MC
O.com: YOUNG MC IS TIGHT!!!
Max: and MC E-I-H-T
O.com: what are you talking about!!!!
KillaCal: not to mention 1.5 mic Spice 1
O.com: lol that shit was funny lol
KillaCal: Young MC has the SAUCES ONLY 1 mic album sir
O.com: LMAO!!!
Max: LOL YES
O.com: nigga… we just spent over 1000 lines of text… descrediting them niggas
Max: GOOD
Max: fuck em
O.com: and you wanna stand behind that bullshit?!?!
KillaCal: If Joker the Bailsbondman came out with an album he would get more than 1 mic
Max: sign the fuckthesouce petition
Max: www.fuckthesource.com
O.com: LMAO!!!
KillaCal: that’s all I’m saying
O.com: BASTARD!
O.com: i clicked on that shit
KillaCal: yes sign the petition
KillaCal: LMAO!!!
KillaCal: LMAO!!!
O.com: i was ready to sign nigga!
KillaCal: O WILL fall for the okey doke!
Max: wait
Max: its real tho
O.com: that is not the truth!
Max: www.fuckthesource.org
O.com: FUCK YOU IM NOT CLICKING!!!
KillaCal: DAMN YOU FUCKER!
O.com: LMAO!!!!!!!!
KillaCal: I fell for that one!
Max: its one of them tho I gotta get the link
Max: I’ll add it to Bolivion
Max: but, I must bail ya’ll
KillaCal: Well folks….next time we can fanagle Max into appearing we’ll cover the other BULLSHIT 5 mic albums
Max: yes, yes we will
Max: I am always available in the Prime Ministers office lol
O.com: lol
Max: peace ya’ll
O.com: aight!