O.com: What it is… what it was… and whas crackin? Welcome to Shootin the Gift… with me, one of your two host… O.com… and we also have here… the Sultan of hype himself… KillaCal yall!
KillaCal: HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE
KillaCal: I am here…. fresh off of watching the Braves hold off the Cubs
O.com: LMAO
O.com: this nigga here… way to live up to your new title
KillaCal: I try…
KillaCal: O what are we talking about today?
O.com: umm… lets see…
O.com: Roy of Sigfreed and Roy, he got folded by his own tiger…. This weeks Fantasy Football match up between me and this nigga here… and Rush Limbaugh (sp) and his remarks on espn earlier this week….and also today, for the first time!… the good dr orange will answer the mail that YOU submit!!!
KillaCal: Sounds good to me!!!
O.com: Solid!
KillaCal: let’s go for it then….

O.com: so… Roy… have you seen any footage dogg?
KillaCal: LOL…nah man…
KillaCal: they can SHOW that on TV?
O.com: lol i dout it… but i bet you i buy that Too hot for tv with that shit on there!!!
KillaCal: I heard he got mauled, bitten in the neck, and dragged off stage
O.com: YES!!!
O.com: Roy is only like a hot 115 pounds lol, that tiger is pushin 8 stacks homie!!!
KillaCal: I had a Faces of Death tape where a Tiger was chilling on this dude’s shoulder and then just casually reached down and chomped his arm off
O.com: gotdamn… i never seen that shit… sounds ruff tho
O.com: they said he was trying to beat him off with the mic….
KillaCal: LMAO….what was the mic going to do?
O.com: fuck if i know?!?!
O.com: lmao…. he should have tried to poke that nigga in the eye or something… guess he was panicing lol
KillaCal: yeah…he wasn’t very cool under pressure
O.com: fuck naw…
O.com: if you was in the clutches of that 800 pound dangerious ass animal out for blood… you would be panicin too
KillaCal: that’s what those muthafuckas get for fucking around with Tigers, it’s only a matter of time man….
O.com: 14 years tho? i mean… after the first 5… you gotta think everything is smooth sailing from there….
KillaCal: it’s a little thing I call Murphy’s Law
KillaCal: the longer you fuck with them beasts the higher the odds they fuck you up one day… when you are relaxed and least expect it…
O.com: im pretty sure he didnt believe he was gettin served by the tiger at first…. gettin drug off stage with a pocket full of REVERSE INFORMATION lol
KillaCal: LMAO!!!!!!!
KillaCal: Reverse information indeed!
O.com: lol you know? it was his 59th birthday too!!
KillaCal: HELL NAH!!!
KillaCal: I didn’t know that!
O.com: yea nigga!!!
O.com: way to celerbrate your 59th homie!
KillaCal: what a terrible Birthday!
KillaCal: I thought my birthday was bad when the liquor store was closed…
O.com: LMAO gotdamn
O.com: lol yea…. a mouth full of fangs to the NECK!
O.com: PROTECT YA NECK SON!!!
KillaCal: LMAO!
KillaCal: moving on man….
O.com: Rza should have been inthe audiance… screamin that shit…
KillaCal: LMAO!!
O.com: how gutty would that have been
KillaCal: Too gutty for words
KillaCal: more gutty than the Klumps
O.com: ah man….
O.com: LMAO!!
O.com: so what was next?

O.com: OH!
O.com: My preverbal foot in your fantasy teams ASS!!!
KillaCal: Your impending ass whipping at the hands of the College Park Manglers!
O.com: NO NO NO sir, Fuck that!
O.com: for those who aint knowin, me and this nigga calvin … along with some other of our ( my lol ) friends are in a yahoo Fantasy football league…. the SoulCity Football League….
KillaCal: yeah….I’m in it alone with a bunch of Cali heads
O.com: My team name is the UhmahPark Pachyderms
O.com: lol… you are … arent you? how bout that lol
O.com: well… john is in TX ( but from cali )… and Max is from Chi ( living in cali )
KillaCal: I wanted to name my team the College Park Marauders but that had too many letters
KillaCal: but they will let this guy name his team the Uhmah Park Pachyderms
O.com: yea i could barely fit Pachyderms lol
O.com: LOL!!!
O.com: you know?
O.com: anyway… im going to whoop your black ass, ive kicked everybody asses thus far…
KillaCal: this is the match-up of the century
KillaCal: me and OJ have the 2 top rated teams
O.com: and i dont know WHY you think youre fuckin speacial…
O.com: indeed!
O.com: but! OJ is 4 and 0!
KillaCal: everyone else are spectators
KillaCal: I lost on some BULLSHIT
O.com: lol yup
O.com: thats what happens when you pick a buncha niggas on tha same squad lol…..
KillaCal: yeah and they have a bad game….
KillaCal: but I’m back at full strength now
KillaCal: even without Travis Henry’s interception throwing ass!
O.com: LMAO!
KillaCal: and you MIGHT take an L buddy
O.com: sheeeeit
O.com: in order for me to take that L over half my team has to have a bad game!
KillaCal: that can happen
KillaCal: TRUST me
O.com: well… i already got mine the first week….
KillaCal: I’m due a MONSTER week, and it’s coming this week
O.com: luckly i played my cousin JD ( the same nigga from the bumble bee story ) sorry ass team and i could afford to score so little lol
O.com: but dogg… i came from … 5th in points… to first….
KillaCal: yeah yeah, blah blah
O.com: you would have to score more points than your team has all year to fuck with me! and you know it….
O.com: alright nigga lol
O.com: its on!
O.com: i should change my team name to the Uhmah park 2pacs!!!
O.com: we are gonna ride on your whole team!
O.com: i put that on the set!
KillaCal: OH BOY
KillaCal: someone alert Suge Knight and Puffy Combs

KillaCal: **I HAVE BREAKING NEWS!!!!!**
O.com: LOL
KillaCal: My stalker HAS been identified
O.com: HOTDAMN!?!?!?
O.com: who is the culprit?
O.com: fuckin hooker…
O.com: lol callin niggas bitches n shit… i dont even know that muthafucka lol
KillaCal: The message comes from Atl_Bandhead who is a DUDE!!!
O.com: OH!
KillaCal: and this is what it states:
O.com: OH!!!
KillaCal: FUCK YOU BITCH AZZ HOE. DAT WAS ME DAT SENT YO IM HOE.DONT EVA POST SHIT BOUT ME ON YA SITE MOREHOUSE BIOTCH.DATS WHY CAU GONE FUCK DA HOUSE UP .FAGGOT BITCHES
KillaCal: But it gets worse
O.com: lol gotdamn….
KillaCal: if you go to this guy’s page
O.com: ?
KillaCal: he looks like a poor man’s Chico Debarge
O.com: LMAO!
KillaCal: Rico Debarge
O.com: LOL!!!
KillaCal: AND it gets worse
O.com: whats his url?
O.com: ohno… not more?
KillaCal: this dude has exposed himself on a page that is linked to his….
O.com: what?
O.com: what do you mean?
KillaCal: now….what kinda guy goes around exposing himself!
O.com: A GAY GUY!
KillaCal: LOL…nigga…do I have to spell it out!
KillaCal: YES….
O.com: LOL HA HA
KillaCal: you know how on Blackplanet you can say “That’s My Business” about sexual orientation
O.com: lol naw i didnt know that lol
KillaCal: well EVERYONE knows that ain’t nothing but code for “I’m gay!”
O.com: lmao gotdammit!
O.com: booty pirates on the prowl yall….
KillaCal: so I have some gay Rico Debarge stalking me….how terrible is that?
O.com: lol here is he from?
KillaCal: and let’s not forget he implicated you….
O.com: right! punk ass nigga
KillaCal: I didn’t explore any further
O.com: ooooh…
KillaCal: for those that are in the dark go and read the entry on my page
O.com: lol pillow bitin ass nigga….
KillaCal: When I thought my stalker was a female it was one thing…but now that I know it’s a dude….argh!!!
O.com: how he gonna call ME a bitch when he takes all kinds of plummage thru the back door?
KillaCal: I’m VERY angry at this moment
O.com: lol yea dogg.. id be irritated as fuck lol
O.com: nigga probably be prostituting at the gym n shit… lol
KillaCal: http://members.blackplanet.com/atl_bandhead
O.com: anyway… we should let it be known that we have nothing against homosexuals… till they become irritating lol then youre just gonna get talked about lol…
O.com: oh no! he is from ATL?
KillaCal: someone is in line for an ASSWHIPPING when I come to town for homecoming
O.com: time out… what the fuck is a band head?!
O.com: i know this nigga isnt part of the band….
KillaCal: yes…he attends band camp
KillaCal: and I’m sure he has all sorts of “One Time At Band Camp” stories
O.com: LOL the fuck? fuckin drumline extra…
O.com: i will beat that nigga ass with his own fucking tuba!
O.com: LMAO hell naw
KillaCal: now that I think about it….this guy is probably JUAN that left the comment on the previous entry
O.com: probably… bitch
O.com: lol fuck that nigga
KillaCal: he might like that
O.com: ugh, man… being mad at gay dudes takes ALL the joy out of exclaiming ” Fuck You!”
KillaCal: **sigh**….well at least the mystery is solved as to who the stalker is…
KillaCal: let’s move on to another dickhead…

KillaCal: Rush Limbaugh
O.com: lol right
O.com: lol
O.com: this guy right here lol
O.com: Way to fuck off a paycheck… lol retard
KillaCal: man….he’s been at it FOREVER
O.com: yea he has….
O.com: im not surprised at ALL
KillaCal: I mean they had to have known he was gonna eventually say something like this
O.com: RIGHT!
O.com: i WAS surprised that espn hired his ass tho….
KillaCal: matter of fact….something tells me they might have WANTED him to do so
KillaCal: they are gonna have HELLAFIED ratings
O.com: if i would have known… i would have started a pool on which week he would have came with that fucked up ass comment lol
KillaCal: they got the Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson train started….
O.com: sho did….
O.com: now….
O.com: i could see… if he had some shit like this on his show…. which is a polictal show… one that sponsers debate and open fourm…..
KillaCal: right…
O.com: on some… Are Black QB’s hyped by the media?
O.com: i wouldnt mind that at all….
O.com: its a worthy topic….
KillaCal: but in that forum….with NOONE willing to counter his DUMB ass opinon
O.com: but on a fuckin sports show?!?!
O.com: lol
O.com: man…
O.com: why couldnt donvan just been overrated?!? why couldnt the defense be the real heros of the team? the whole “because he’s black” statment didnt belong on that show
KillaCal: exactly
KillaCal: and I feel Donovan on being upset that Mike Irvin and Tom Jackson didn’t have his back
KillaCal: BUT I heard Tom Jackson was actually going to quit if Rush didn’t
O.com: honestly… i believe that alot of white people resort to that shit when they start to feel inferior to those with more ability than they have….
O.com: oh word?
O.com: damn….
O.com: im not a sensitve ass black person at all…
O.com: but im sure of rush limbaughs racism now… because only somebody with all kinds of racism in thier heart would say some shit like that….
KillaCal: my whole thing when white folks start to talk about the unfairness of affirmative action or ANYTHING pertaining to blacks is, it’s not fair that we are even over here in the first place
KillaCal: don’t come to me about fairness
O.com: i feel that shit….
O.com: fair would be a country where muhfuckas didnt have to make up affermitive action laws
KillaCal: Rush is an angry white male, and unfortunately his sentiments are held in pretty high numbers in America
O.com: hell yea…. he is just a voice… people dont think that shit after he say it… they was already thinkin it
O.com: the reality is… he got fired from ESPN… but he still has a show that is nationally sydicated
O.com: and he CLEARLY has a problem with black people
KillaCal: just goes to show that racism is alive and VERY well right now
O.com: so he is still promoting his anti black people ways nationwide
O.com: indeed….
KillaCal: and making alot of money doing it….
KillaCal: so anyway….what is the good Dr. Orange talking about?
O.com: We got a letter from a young lady who has issues with looooove!
KillaCal: LOL…what’s new?
O.com: you know? lol

Dear Dr Orange,
Is it ever acceptable to tell a man you love him before he tells you? I REALLY need to know this…

Dear I LoveMeSomeHim,
I do think it is acceptable to tell a man that you love him before he tells you. BUT! i do also believe that there is a time and a place to tell a man that shit… DONT tell him right after you give him some head… because you might get lied to. DONT tell him during sex… because you might get lied to… or fuck off some ass lol.. As a matter of fact… dont tell him during anything sexual at all. Because if that man is in the mood to get some ass… youre gonna fuck around and get lied to lol. AND Please DONT tell him when he is pissed off at you and you are trying to get out of whatever bind youre in. That there is some punk ass shit. When you tell him… make sure you guys are just having a general conversation about any ol thing… if you are slick like that… maybe you can move the conversation in the way of ” feelings ” and then come with what you have to say. Or, hey… if youre not slick like that… fuck it… just say the shit one day… just stop that muthafucka in his tracks… like look here homie, this is how i feel about you ( please note, that it might be wise to make sure you have time to talk about the way you feel after you tell him ). But please please please… dont beat around the bush… that shit is irritating… be clear and clear and clear some more. Get it out in the open. It might be hard… and it probably will be scary. But you really have nothing to lose. Because if he loves yo ass back. Then only good things can happen after that. If he doesnt… weeelllll thats on YOU, and if YOU can deal with that or not. some people can. some people cant. YOU are gonna have to make that choice. if he doesnt… its not so bad… he is clear on how YOU feel now, and that takes out alot of guess work…. chances are… you telling him how you feel about him will open him up some. and might get him to trust you with his heart eventually. it all depends on yalls relationship. shit… you might even get more head, or a bill paid or someshit now lol who knows? But… be warned… you could be with some muthafucka who is scary… and you telling him how you truly feel about him will scare his punk ass off! this… is not as bad as it seems… you know why? Because he was a bitch in the first place… and you didnt mean all that much to him. isnt it better to know sooner than later… or before he accidentally gets yo ass pregnant or some shit and you are stuck with some asshole who does not love you and doesnt share the same emotion you do? So this is why i say…. you dont have shit to lose. Because either he loves you back ( or will eventually ) or he will get scared and leave… in which case… you didnt need to be with him anyway. Now… option 2 ( dude leaving ) might suck… but in the long run, you will be better off. As a matter of fact… you will be better off either way it goes. Guess work in relationships SUCK! unless you can read minds, of course. i think people should be open about how they feel and talk things out, or else somebody is gonna get hurt.

KillaCal: Dr. Orange is COLD
KillaCal: LMAO…but he’s pretty much right….
O.com: yea!
KillaCal: this is step 1 in the 20 step program toward understanding women 10% of the time
O.com: lol indeed… dr orange usually knows whasup!
O.com: comes with that Great advice… he helps me out often
KillaCal: so send some more questions to Dr. Orange
KillaCal: no question is too difficult
O.com: no question is too personal
O.com: of course it will be published… but we will hide your name lol
O.com: and we promise not to laugh at you lol
KillaCal: LOL…he promises
KillaCal: I can’t promise ANYTHING
O.com: LMAO!
KillaCal: LMAO
O.com: yea as a matter of fact… i retract my promise too lol… fuck that lol
O.com: but hey… no matter what… your cover wont be blown!
O.com: so… thats our show!
O.com: lol it was pretty gutty id say…
KillaCal: I have to agree….
KillaCal: until next time….
O.com: Im O.com!
KillaCal: and I’m the unparralleled master of non-boxing hype….the Don King of the internet….The KillaCal
O.com: LOL!!! this nigga
O.com: I’ll get back!