KillaCal: COMING AT YOU LIVE (at whatever time you are reading this!)….
KillaCal: IT’s the KILLA CAL aka Bundini Booker
O.com: WOOOOO
KillaCal: and OJ AKA Shadrack Mason
O.com: ( back ground cheering noise )
O.com: THAS RIGHT!
O.com: PREACH!
O.com: TELL EM WHAT IT IS!
KillaCal: We have quite possibly the ANGRIEST episode of STG EVER
O.com: EVVEEERRRR… RR… RRRRR….RRRRRR
O.com: Today on STG… we have:
O.com: Kobe and Shaq’s Brontosarious Burger Sized BEEF!
KillaCal: What else son?
KillaCal: Tell em why you mad son!!!
O.com: The fires burning BUCK WILD RETARDED CRAZY LIKE out here in the Golden State
O.com: AND…. and!
KillaCal: WOOOOOOO….I’m BURNING MAD
KillaCal: I’M STEAMING MAD!!
O.com: Me and the Killa will discuss the Ethnic name issue… aka GHETTO NAMES!
KillaCal: Such as the names I made up just a second ago
O.com: lmao
O.com: hell yea….
KillaCal: So let’s jump right into it

KillaCal: while you are still angry
O.com: before you do tho
O.com: id like to say FUCK the san antionio spurs and thier gotdamn ring ceromoney! (sp)
O.com: and Fuck them for getting thier asses whooped by the suns and mounting that comeback… muthafuckas… i hate them
KillaCal: You and everyone outside of the San Antonio area
O.com: so… yea… im good and steaming right about now.
KillaCal: they play retard ball!
KillaCal: didn’t they pick up Special Ed in the offseason?
O.com: fuck yea… lets take this moment to reflect to last season… when the killa said one of the guttiest things ever… reguarding the nba finals last season… tell em what you said dogg
KillaCal: it was like watching retarded kids run up against each other and bump heads….
O.com: LMAO!! that shit is never not funny!
KillaCal: The Killa has nothing against special people by the way….just basketball teams that play like they are special!
O.com: wooooo shit…
KillaCal: anyway….let’s talk about the Lakers
O.com: yea…
O.com: shaq and kobe are set tripping on each other like its the early 90’s
KillaCal: To me, Shaq is in the wrong here man
O.com: hell yea…
KillaCal: he’s a big bully…and THE KILLA HATES BULLIES!
O.com: im not into taking sides… but the nigga wrong….
O.com: lol this nigga…
O.com: on inside the nba… kenny smith was talkin shit
O.com: like Shaq didnt get mad when he did that commercial and them kids said the same thing!
KillaCal: YES!!!
KillaCal: They were talking shit on PTI too!!!
O.com: oh word?
KillaCal: Charles’s weak ass was siding with Shaq though
O.com: that nigga is still tramatized by shaq’s flying left jab of “NIGGA ILL FUCK YOU UP!”
KillaCal: LMAO!!
O.com: that nigga hardly ever has bad things to say about shaq lol
KillaCal: See Shaq has niggas shook from that incident and the Brad Miller thing
O.com: shit… it would have me scared too… that nigga is big….
KillaCal: but I have the solution for all of Shaq’s monkeyshines!
O.com: Kobe has BALLS to stand up to that nigga and let shit be KNOWN
O.com: lol kobe is on some… nigga… i got REAL PROBLEMS! im on trial for my life homeboy!
O.com: lol whas that?
KillaCal: Peep the plan
KillaCal: at the all star game, all the biggest niggas in the NBA
KillaCal: like the ones that be tossing 6-10 plates at a time in the gym
KillaCal: they need to ban together and just JUMP that nigga Shaq…and teach him a lesson
O.com: LMAO!!!
O.com: man… aint too many niggas in the leauge that could jump shaq!!
KillaCal: they need to team up like SuperFriends!
O.com: maybe destro… aka… the oldest… yet STRONGEST man in the league… Kevin Willis….
KillaCal: form of Monkey….shape of Spiked Bat
O.com: Maybe Zo… if he dont catch that cold hook to the kidneys lol
O.com: LOL
KillaCal: LOL!
KillaCal: Shaq needs to get a quick dose of humble pie
O.com: yea he do… nigga is on that shit lol
O.com: i think Karl Malone, Keyon Marton, Amorie Statomire, Rasheed and a couple of other niggas could take him….
KillaCal: LMAO!!!
KillaCal: nigga you just named like 5 of the biggest niggas in the NBA and you said they need somemore!?!?!
O.com: HELL YEA!
O.com: shaq is BRUTE!
KillaCal: they need to get the producers of Shazam on his ass
O.com: that nigga was throwin tim duncan and david robinson around in the pain… AND HE WAS OUT OF SHAPE!!!
O.com: nigga… david robinson might BE a punk… but he aint BUILT like a punk lol
O.com: neither is tim lol
KillaCal: well nigga I am on Shaq strike indefinately
O.com: lol shaq strike…..
KillaCal: until that nigga starts acting right and also promises to never say “Can you Dig It” again
O.com: hey hey hey hey! “Can you dig it” Cracks!
O.com: oh… and while we are talking about basketball
O.com: and while i am still pissed off…
O.com: i would like it to be known that … that nigga Ron Mercer looks like a sensitive R&B Star that escaped from the 80’s!
KillaCal: LMAO!!
KillaCal: YES
KillaCal: all he needs is a cardigan sweater and a unibrow
O.com: LMAO
O.com: you know?
O.com: get this nigga some cross colors and some guess boots… QUICK! ( even tho that was the 90’s but still )
KillaCal: LOL!!!
KillaCal: and a video made with a camcorder and old girl from the cash register at the grocery store
O.com: lol hell naw
O.com: anyway… shaq and kobe… stop beefin… so i can talk shit to everybody else routing for inferior teams!
KillaCal: LMAO!

KillaCal: okay nigga on to something serious
KillaCal: the Fires in Cali
KillaCal: I hope any and all of our readers out there are doing okay
O.com: you are talking to the WRONG nigga if you think im about to take that shit seriously…..
O.com: it was serious like twice for me….
KillaCal: LMAO….you are cold like David Blain in a block of ice
O.com: once when i thought my parents house was in danger….
O.com: and then when i thought the house i JUST BOUGHT was about to possibly burn to the ground lol
O.com: but… thats what i get for moving up there with the white people lol
KillaCal: LOL….this guy…
O.com: in the forest in the sticks… away from civilization.
KillaCal: but man I mean…damn!!…why would you want to live in Cali after this?
O.com: why not?!
O.com: you act like this shit happens every month
KillaCal: Fires, Earthquakes, Arnold!
KillaCal: OH MY
O.com: this is the WORST fires there have ever been out here
O.com: LOL this nigga
O.com: nigga… there hasnt been a major fire out here in YEARS
O.com: a buncha shit got to grow… then die and dry out
O.com: them some ASSHOLE went and set it ALL on fire lol
KillaCal: LOL…..cuz he was lost??!?!?!
O.com: thas bullshit
O.com: that shit was arson homie….
O.com: dont no fires happen in FOUR different spots like that
O.com: granted… the conditions for catostrophe was fucking PERFECT….
KillaCal: see….in Nashville I don’t have to worry about that
O.com: lol yea… niggas just have to worry about being tree decorations out there lol
KillaCal: This is just practice for the big one…and the day Cali falls in the ocean…
O.com: nigga… by the time that happens… everybody you know… and everybody they know… will have been dead and gone
O.com: or getting beat with a guatiar by some racist elvis fan lol
KillaCal: LMAO!!!!
KillaCal: I wish someone would try to get all Honky Tonk Man on me!
O.com: LMAO!!!
KillaCal: I’d show them the REAL intercontenental champ
O.com: LMAO THIS NIGGA HERE LMAO
KillaCal: LOL…the Big one is coming man…and i’mma be FAR away from Cali when it comes
O.com: you know…. that would be the WORST thing to happen … not for cali people
O.com: but for the rest of the nation
O.com: because… not all of us will perrish….
KillaCal: LMAO…all ya’ll crazy locced out sherm smoking folks
O.com: and we will go out and spread out and impose our ways on other small towns and turn them into LA all over again lol
KillaCal: Hahahaha…it’s just like Compton
O.com: LOL hell yea…..
O.com: all the crazy gangsters… and all the hollywood stuck up types…
O.com: all the crazy niggas mexicans asians and white people
O.com: all the muthafuckas with money…. ALL of us lol
KillaCal: WOE is the rest of the world
O.com: if i lived anywhere else in the country… especially Vegas and punk ass pheonix… id be PRAYING that somebody could keep cali afloat after the big one lol
KillaCal: LOL…Cali is like a big ass vacuum
O.com: how you figure nigga?
KillaCal: I’m happy here in the Southeast….
KillaCal: cuz once people go there they can’t escape
KillaCal: like MAX
O.com: LMAO!!!
O.com: Max is fronting… this nigga is enjoying the weather and the eyecandy… he dont wanna leave lol
O.com: if he wanted to he would have BEEN gone lol
KillaCal: well I hope the fires get put out before the big one strikes
KillaCal: did you take any pictures Gordon Sparks?
O.com: LOL!!!
O.com: LOL naw nigga…
O.com: i broke my shit remember?
KillaCal: (yes I KNOW it’s really Gordon Park)
KillaCal: Oops
O.com: oops indeed
O.com: i got blowed and thought i could fix it… and fucked it up more lol
KillaCal: LOL…I have been drunk fix it guy MANY times before
O.com: lol see how that works?
O.com: lol
KillaCal: LOL…anyway it was one more thing we had to talk about wasn’t it?
O.com: i got this cannon i want tho… shit is like 1300 tho…
O.com: oh yea….
KillaCal: I see you big baller status

O.com: Ghetto Names
O.com: lol no im not… i aint bought that shit yet… IM SAVING! lol
O.com: Ballers dont save!
KillaCal: *cough*baller*cough*
O.com: Screw you cousin!
KillaCal: But yeah…so what makes someone name their child something like Ashinkashay?
KillaCal: is it the pain meds?
O.com: LOL!!!
O.com: aint no telling…
O.com: but… ive been thinking lately.
KillaCal: WHOA!
O.com: FUCK YOU!
O.com: trick!
O.com: Is there anything really wrong with that?
KillaCal: YES there is something wrong with that!
O.com: why is that tho?
KillaCal: I mean not intrinsically….but WE ALL KNOW how the world works
KillaCal: EVEN if it’s wrong
KillaCal: YOU KNOW that child isn’t gonna get a job unless he comes up with a VERY clever nickname
O.com: man fuck that….
O.com: a muthafucka named Juan can get a job…
O.com: a muthafucka named Jesus even… can get a job ( could you fire a muhfucka named jesus? lol )
O.com: Lo Kim can get a job
KillaCal: yeah, but there is a difference between Juan and Jesus and Labobrick
O.com: no it aint
O.com: its just a name….
KillaCal: I mean ideally it should be
KillaCal: but YOU KNOW and I KNOW that it’s not just a name
O.com: there is NO difference between Deshawn and Juan…
KillaCal: RACIAL PROFILING BROTHA
O.com: right….
KillaCal: it’s a reality whether THEY wanna acknowledge it or not
O.com: well what im saying is…
O.com: how skanless is that? i see the Ghetto name ( or as i say… Ethnic Name lol ) as a way for black people in this country to estabish more of an idenity.
O.com: our own idenity…
O.com: EVERYBODY KNOWS our last names aint ours…
O.com: but do we all have to be Jessica and Mike?
KillaCal: well we can do that when we have some UNITY and FINANCIAL power
O.com: i mean damn… we dont name our kids Juan and Lupe… Wong and Chow…
KillaCal: but ANOTHER black person isn’t gonna hire LaHannakuh anymore than Mr. Charlie will
KillaCal: it’s not right, but it’s the way it is
KillaCal: we profile ourselves!
O.com: do we?
O.com: would you discriminate on lashunda?
O.com: or joe?
KillaCal: I mean I personally wouldn’t
KillaCal: but I’m not the norm
O.com: right… that only tell me and you that… ok… chances are… this person is black….
O.com: are you saying that other black poeple dont think that?
KillaCal: YES….fuck it…yes I am
O.com: now that there is a big fucking problem….
KillaCal: there are some Uncle Tomming, Sambo ass black folks out there that HATE us
KillaCal: they hate themselves and hate everyone with dark skin
O.com: and that shit there is sad….
O.com: and pisses me clean off…
O.com: and thats why this is an angry ass episode of STG!
KillaCal: so to protect my children from not only Mr. Charlie but Mr. Sambo I’mma name them something that’ll let em get in the door
O.com: well… i dont have such a conformitive type attitude…
O.com: im gonna name my kid lashaiquia or whatever the fuck else i want to.
KillaCal: I hear you…once my kids get hired they’ll hire your kids!
KillaCal: LOL…I’m kidding….I’m kidding
KillaCal: hopefully the day will come when I can name my son Raekwon Shyheim and not have to worry about him not getting a job
O.com: but i want to create an enviorment where, if black people are gonna be outkast, that we eventually establish our OWN finical structures….
O.com: Asians have
O.com: Mexicans have…
KillaCal: and I got your back on that!
O.com: lol and white people really have…
O.com: there is no reason we cant do the same shit
KillaCal: we are doing it on a small scale…
O.com: you gotta start some where dogg
KillaCal: we just need to put the pieces together
O.com: i remember when i heard that Black people make up 33% of the movie going population….
O.com: do you know how many ethic groups are in this country….
O.com: i mean gotdamn….
KillaCal: our numbers are disproportionate across the board though
O.com: even if you take that and say fuck ALL the ethnic backgrounands and put it into a race thing…
O.com: there are only 5 races… Black, White, Brown, Yellow, Red….
O.com: now… you can probably say that white people make up the majority… that would be a safe bet….
O.com: meaning that its more than 33 % of white people that go to the movies…
O.com: and if thats the case… you still have three more groups of people left….
O.com: Asians, Latinos and Indians…
O.com: Indians damn near dont count statisticly ( which is traggic )
O.com: so asians and latinos make up the rest of the movie going pop.
O.com: even if it was all four races going equally… 33% amongst all of them dont even out
KillaCal: see NATIVES have the right to be more pissed off than ANYONE
O.com: lol sho do….
O.com: so what im saying is… we make up a LARGE part of the market in this country….
O.com: and im PRETTY SURE its not just movie going….
KillaCal: the SPENDING part yeah
KillaCal: but not the SAVING/INvestment
KillaCal: we buy things that depreciate….
O.com: true indeed….
O.com: there is no reason why Black people in this country should be at the bottom of the totum pole as far as being a finical power in this country…
KillaCal: and then even things that SHOULDN’T depreciate like property, we MAKE it depreciate
O.com: well… i dont think thats true… not in all cases…
O.com: there are a few spots out here that i could name that a buncha black people stay in… and they are doing alright
KillaCal: yeah…now that I think about it…we don’t actually OWN that property that we make depreciate
O.com: granted… we are HELLA spread out … out here but still lol
O.com: LOL hell naw
O.com: i honestly think black people could be on thier way if they did better business….
KillaCal: well it all goes back to how we treat EACH other
O.com: speaking of witch… lol i need to go to this network mixer thing
KillaCal: we give each other hostility and self hate
O.com: we do… it sucks…
KillaCal: yeah go there and BE NICE to people!
O.com: LOL i dont know… traffic is gonna be a bitch… that shit is all the way on sunset lol
KillaCal: EXTRA UN-OJlike nice
O.com: i might have to cuss a couple of people out before i walk in lol
KillaCal: LOL….
O.com: you know… take the edge off lol
KillaCal: see…and then they aren’t gonna hire young Jamalik-abdullah later on in life!
KillaCal: see how it all goes back to the beginning?
O.com: lol naw… im talkin about the bums that be wondering sunset harrassing niggas lol
KillaCal: Oh….well that’s different
O.com: lol right!
O.com: im not THAT big of a hypocrite lol gotdamn…
O.com: give a nigga some credit lol
KillaCal: LOL…I’m just saying homie!
KillaCal: anyway before we close out…
KillaCal: I wanna give a shout out to P. Diddy for having the GUMPTION…the AUDACITY
KillaCal: to grow a MOHAWK
O.com: fucking shit nigga
O.com: i couldnt BELIEVE that shit
O.com: it was faded too dogg lol
KillaCal: I am leaning VERY, VERY close to doing the same my friend
O.com: nigga… thats because youre a fuckin retard lol
KillaCal: I heard he did it for this marathon
O.com: lol nigga no
O.com: unless he ran that shit that day…
O.com: that nigga has a peronal barber lol
O.com: he could have changed that shit up or something
O.com: gotdamn
O.com: i think he did that shit to try to get a whole buncha trendy ass niggas to follow suit
O.com: then laugh at they ass lol
KillaCal: Well let it be known that two of my personal heros have had Mohawks….Mr. T and now Sean P. Diddy Combs
O.com: LMAO!
O.com: gotdamn dogg lol
KillaCal: if Spike Lee gets a mohawk, you will see me with one!
KillaCal: that’s all there is to it
O.com: im still trippin on how tha shit was faded lol
O.com: on the ends…
O.com: it was like a narrow ass hightop fade
O.com: shit looked like a fuckin speed bump
KillaCal: P. Diddy is an innovator and a Sweat Shop owner
O.com: lol that nigga puff is my hero too… but fuck lol… he is a dip shit for that shit there nigga im sorry lol
KillaCal: what more is there to life!
O.com: good head!
O.com: and good ass!
O.com: and high end inbriants!
KillaCal: yes….there is that element as well!!….
O.com: lol stop me before i keep going nigga lol
KillaCal: I’m sure all of that comes with the mohawks and sweat shops though…that’s all I’m saying
O.com: theres a chance lol
KillaCal: LOL…anyway…got any parting shots?
O.com: FUCK THE SPURS!
O.com: and FUCK people who be wanting shit for free!
KillaCal: LMAO!!!!
KillaCal: wait…I want shit for free too though homie!
O.com: and FUCK the nigga who set the fires!
KillaCal: and you do too!
O.com: well… im sayin… lol
KillaCal: I got you though!
O.com: dont pay 500 bucks for a website… and think imma give you some 15k shit
O.com: and then try not to fuckin pay me….
KillaCal: LOL…I’m biting my tongue here homie
KillaCal: on that note we should be out!
O.com: anyway… even tho i HATE the celtics… FUCK DANNY ANGIE FOR BEING A BITCH!!!
O.com: lol alright… because i have a list….
KillaCal: LOL….anger leads to hate..and hate leads to the darkside!!
O.com: FUCK MY APT MANAGER!!! LYING ASS BITCH!!!!
O.com: FUCK THE DARKSIDE!!!
KillaCal: LMAO….bye ya’ll….I’m the Killa…he’s the O.com….we’re signing off
O.com: LOL PEACE!
KillaCal: LMAO!
KillaCal: how you gonna end all that furious wrath with peace?!!?!?!
O.com: well… a furious wrath and beating muthafuckas senseless will eventually bring peace… as for you enemies will be no more! lol
KillaCal: that’s a wrap!