O.com: What it is?! Welcome to Shooting the Gift… I am one of your two host…
O.com and over there we have
The Killa… KillaCal yall!
KillaCal: Wassup internet land…. tis I, the Killa Cal….
O.com: This is our very first show… so let me explain whats crackin…. One day me and my brutha here decided it would be kinda dope if we did a show similar to ESPN’s Pardon the Interuption (PTI). but instead of speaking on just sports… we are gonna speak on any and everything… nothing is out of bounds
KillaCal: and we mean NOTHING
O.com: hell yea! so with that said… let em know todays topics Killa
KillaCal: today me and O will be discussing: The escaped Boston Gorilla, the upcoming NBA Season, and the HIT ESPN show Playmakers
O.com: it goes down!

KillaCal: So for some background information….they say this gorilla escaped and ran rampant in the zoo
O.com: lol and folded two people!
O.com: What would you have done if you saw that big ass gorilla coming for you dogg?
KillaCal: Man…I really have no idea….are their other animals around at the time? cuz if so I would accelerate my plan to have a Animal Death Match
O.com: shit i dont know… probably the monkeys and the zebras cheering him on n shit
KillaCal: if not I’d have to knock someone over and place them in the angry apes path
O.com: LOL!!!
KillaCal: but this is the thing that got me… allegedly he snatched up the 2 year old girl and threw her on the ground and stomped on her
O.com: OH NO? word?
KillaCal: now if THAT ain’t straight out of Donkey Kong Country I don’t know what is…
O.com: im sayin!
O.com: if that was my daughter or something… im sorry… i would have had to scrap with lil joe ( that was his name ) i would have had to hit him with my car or somethin….
KillaCal: LOL…now see why would you name a Gorilla Lil Joe???
O.com: i dont know… that nigga wasnt little at all….
KillaCal: I would be hostile if my name was Lil Joe!
O.com: lol hell yea
O.com: they said that was his SECOND attempt at escaping
O.com: he didnt make it the first time….
KillaCal: LMAO….this muthafucka is a repeat offender???!!!
O.com: YES!
KillaCal: they said that he was getting shot with tranqs and he would just pull em out and then beat on his chest….
O.com: lol hes a brute yall
KillaCal: does he not have some female companion?
O.com: i dont even know what to make of that shit there lol
O.com: lol i dont know… they need to get him some ass and a joint lol
KillaCal: they need to hole him up with Coko the sign language gorilla
O.com: LOL!!! hell naw

O.com: wooo shit… alright… moving on…
O.com: whats next?
KillaCal: NBA….
KillaCal: It’s FAAAAAAAANTASTIC
O.com: AH YEA
O.com: i cant wait!
O.com: well… honestly… i dont believe it will be fantastic for any team that ISNT the lakers this year
KillaCal: LOL….you are delusional sir
O.com: shaq lost like 30 pounds and is coming back PISSED
O.com: fuck that!
O.com: CAN YOU DIG IT!
KillaCal: I got one word for you….actually two
KillaCal: Eagle, Colorado
O.com: LMAO!
O.com: man im already knowin….
KillaCal: and I also get the feeling that Karl Malone is gonna be the odd man out there….
O.com: naw… muhfuckas is gonna be 4 teaming shaq
O.com: he gonna see the ball
O.com: fans around the league are gonna be doing kobe SO cold lol
KillaCal: imagine Kobe going to Philly?!?!
KillaCal: and THEN when he goes to Denver….
O.com: ah yea…
KillaCal: get ready to laugh….
O.com: i think them philly fans is gonna let that nigga have it
O.com: yea man….
KillaCal: but Denver is gonna be aight
O.com: imma kobe fan and i had to laugh when he got booed at the all star game… like damn… thas just fucked up lol
O.com: they WOULD NOT STOP booin
KillaCal: LOL…that man was crying!
KillaCal: I will ALWAYS remember that….
O.com: yea that nigga kobe is a senstive thug lol
KillaCal: fuck when they booed Destiny’s Child or Ja Rule and Ashanti….
KillaCal: THAT was the best Philly fan moment ever
O.com: lol hell naw….
O.com: so… who do you think will be fighting for second?
O.com: lol what about the hawks? they pick up anybody speical?
KillaCal: LMAO….come on now
KillaCal: we picked up a new owner
O.com: LMAO!!! i know!
O.com: oh word?
O.com: no more ted?
KillaCal: Ted is LONG gone….
O.com: oops!
KillaCal: when AOL took over they gave him the boot
O.com: lol dammit
KillaCal: now it’s some conglomerate based in Atlanta, Boston, and New York
O.com: dah well lol so long ted lol
O.com: say have you seen vince play this summer?
KillaCal: nah but I heard he was getting off….
O.com: yea! he was dunkin on everybody lol
KillaCal: My pick in the east is PHILLY though
O.com: fuck philly!
KillaCal: Allen Iverson can’t be contained any longer….he’s hungry!
O.com: im going with Orlando out of the east!
KillaCal: Orlando who?
O.com: YES!
O.com: you better act like you know!
KillaCal: Orlando Woolridge is getting signed?
O.com: T Mac is the man! and Drew Gooden is gonna come out givin niggas BUCKETS
O.com: lol screw you sir!
KillaCal: LOL….okay sir…
O.com: alright nigga… watch what i tell you. i promise you they will get out of the first round this year
KillaCal: Carmello Anthony vs LeBron for rookie of the year?
O.com: aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh close race! i dont know bout that one…..
O.com: i think niggas is gonna be gunnin for lebron…
O.com: anthony might have an easier time….
KillaCal: Anthony ALSO has just a TAD bit more talent around him
O.com: where did he go again?
KillaCal: but Ricky Davis and LeBron could be DANGEROUS
O.com: ah yea!
KillaCal: Kobe’s Hell Hole also known as Denver
O.com: OH LMAO hell naw lol
O.com: i heard what happen with kobe and all that shit… ill tell you later tho lol
KillaCal: LMAO….aight cool its the guts….. sad… but gutty lol
KillaCal: can’t let the world in on exclusives
O.com: RIGHT!
O.com: what about the T wolves
KillaCal: Argh….they are hard to figure
O.com: they got good ol choke a coach
KillaCal: I REALLY like Garnett
O.com: yea man! i be routin for that nigga lol
KillaCal: he’s like how Payton was in 1996
O.com: lol assed out?
KillaCal: you want him to win, but you know that other forces are conspiring against him
O.com: lol yea like shaq and tim duncan and the fact that they are on better teams…
KillaCal: Spreewell is overrated to me….I remember when he was pouting on Golden State when they traded C-Webb
KillaCal: he needs to get his cornrows greased up
O.com: LMAO!
KillaCal: I’m a hater ya’ll
O.com: hey… if youre ok with it… its alright!
KillaCal: that’s all I’ve ever said!
O.com: hell yea….

KillaCal: anyway….let’s move on to Playmakers cuz I KNOW we’ll talk more about the NBA later on
O.com: indeed
O.com: this show… i didnt really like the first time i seent it
O.com: … thats right… i said seent!
KillaCal: yeah it didn’t really hold my attention like I thought it was….
KillaCal: LOL@this guy’s broken english
O.com: it seemed like a dry ass Any Given Sunday…..
KillaCal: EXACTLY!
KillaCal: but man they have turned it up a notch
O.com: but the more i watched it… eehh its growing on me
KillaCal: I was SOLD by last weeks episode
O.com: hell yea!
KillaCal: that Halftime shit was COLD
O.com: the half time one?
O.com: YES!!!
O.com: that shit was great!
KillaCal: Buddy thought his career was OVAH
O.com: i dont know how they managed to sit a whole 20 min half time into a hour show… but it was great!
O.com: yea he did lol
O.com: but man… did you see that offensive cordinator lose his mind?
O.com: kick that chair from under dude leg? i would have fucked his ass up!!
KillaCal: LOL….yes…that was exaggerated
O.com: i dont care if i only had one leg… dude was a big ass O lineman… he could have snaped him in half!!!
KillaCal: cuz I KNOW Warren Sapp wouldn’t have stood for that
O.com: he just sat that and cried like a hooker
O.com: YOU KNOW?!?!?
KillaCal: LMAO…he was so soft
KillaCal: he was wanting to go and get buddy’s x-rays!!!
O.com: yea he was gettin IGNORED… bad! lol
O.com: but dogg… tell me something
O.com: say… you piss your wife off… say… you hit your wife….
O.com: would you let her kick you out of your OWN house?
O.com: that YOU pay for?
O.com: that you put YOUR ASS on the line every sunday/monday for?
KillaCal: Ummmm…not on your life buddy!
O.com: YOU KNOW?!
O.com: fuck that! three times!
KillaCal: I’d do her EXACTLY like a young miss Tawana Iverson
O.com: LMAO!!!!!
KillaCal: throw her out BUCKET NEKKID
O.com: hell yea! there aint no way in the fuck lol
KillaCal: cuz more than likely I bought what she was wearing
O.com: you know?
O.com: but did you see why she got pissed?
KillaCal: (I’m kidding any potential lady fans of mine)
KillaCal: cuz of reporter girl right?
O.com: because she didnt wanna move? FUCK YOU! bitch! if i wasnt playin football you wouldnt have SHIT!
O.com: naw nigga she got pissed because she didnt wanna move and go thru all tha shit of relocating!
KillaCal: oh….yeah that’s right….I had turned to the Braves game at some point…..because while the show is better…it STILL gets slow at times
O.com: lol hell yea it does….
KillaCal: what they need is more of the football related stuff and more D.H.!
O.com: lol DH is a crackhead lol
KillaCal: and more of the unexpected stuff like the QB scoping out girls DURING THE GAME
KillaCal: how dope is that!?!?
O.com: lol you know?
O.com: lol he’s the man
KillaCal: DH is a SUPERCRACKHEAD….I can’t wait for him to start hooking up with some made up husband and wife R&B couple
O.com: watch ep 10 be like… umm yea the QB has a VD yall lol
KillaCal: and having smoke outs
O.com: ol micheal irving ass lol
O.com: LMAO
O.com: thats the fuckin guts lol
KillaCal: LOL….QB out with Gonnerhea of the eye
O.com: ugh!
O.com: speaking of VD in places they aint suppose to be… whatever happen to SARS dogg?
KillaCal: LOL…SARS has chilled the fuck out thank goodness
O.com: lol that shit was nasty…..
KillaCal: I think it was because of your jokes which were super cold and almost uncalled for
KillaCal: LMAO
KillaCal: tell one now!
O.com: MY jokes?!?!
O.com: lol fuck that lol
O.com: i stoped after i saw that t shirt
O.com: i couldnt top that shit…
KillaCal: hold on…which t-shirt?
O.com: shit said: Why the unease when i sneeze? Dont be a DumbAss
O.com: then had SARS inside a tv crossed out n shit lol
O.com: i was fuckin cryin lol
KillaCal: LMAO…..on an Asian person?
O.com: naw… on a asiain website lmao
KillaCal: OH BOY!!!!!…..I wouldn’t be able to contain my laughter…
O.com: then…. 2 min later…. here come errin… lol she remixed the shit!
O.com: she was like… Why the unease when you sneeze? Because dumb ass… YOUR CHINESE!
O.com: i was no good….
KillaCal: LOL…see that’s what i’m talking bout….SKANLESS
KillaCal: what would Killah say?
O.com: LOL hell yea….
KillaCal: she WOULD NOT APPROVE
O.com: lol man… i dont know… she would probably say something the devil would say… she is mean as fuck lol
KillaCal: anyway guy let’s wrap this up
O.com: right on…..
KillaCal: I hope it was as enjoyable to read this as it was for us…
O.com: yea! im over here rollin lol
KillaCal: Let us know what you want to hear about….
KillaCal: and don’t forget to write the Good Dr. Orange with your concerns
O.com: yea… send us your topic suggestions and what not…
O.com: OH YES! Dr Orange is here to help you all…
KillaCal: Dr. Orange has tried to help me out of many a bind….
KillaCal: *daps up the homie OJ*
O.com: he wanted to tell anybody that was interested that he is always avaliable ( via email ) to answer your questions
O.com: *daps*
O.com: ill get back!
KillaCal: Out!