Pre-Reviews: Take The Lead


That is right, it is time for another INS Pre-Review. This is where the movie hasnt come out yet, and the would be critic ( in this case, me ) reviews the movie with only seeing the trailer. \

Today i will be reviewing the soon to be released "Take The Lead" with Antonio Banderas and Moeshas little brother ( this guy ).
To describe what it looks like this movie is going to be. I think id have to say that the movie should actually be titled" You Got Served 2: Ballroom Funk". This shit is going to be lame! Just think of what you would get if you put together a "Trendy movie about some trendy shit" + "a different spin / twist" + "Some white person comes to the hood for some odd ass reason to teach, and manages to make a difference in the lives of wacky group of ghetto youths. Who were the ‘outcast’ or the ‘rejects’ who all have buried deep inside them… the potential to be apart of something great and turn their lives around". This particular piece is always equipped with the lines similar to and sometimes exactly: "nobody gave a damn about us!" , "all i ever wanted was a chance!" , " why you give a damn!?" , "you dont know what its like ( fill in excuse for continuous failure )" , "i believe in you guys!" , "if somebody just gave a damn about those kids" , " …all they need is one shot!" …. im sure you get it by now.
And let is not forget, the one hard head ass kid who is particular more troubled than the rest, but has so much potential, or talent, or smarts or something that is main point of the movie. there is always a climatic ass scene where this person comes back, or has a change of heart, or basically rejoins the group he left, or dissed or something along those lines. This person might also have troubles with the law. Or be in some life threatening position… and if that character is, the white person will come and save them some how.

So yea, throw that in there with You Got Served, but take out the white person that comes to the hood, insert Zorro, and we have a feature film people.

Think youve seen this movie before? Of course you have! You might enjoy this film if you own the sister act 2 dvd, and watch it from time to time. Or maybe Sunset Park. Coach Carter or every other MTV Movies release. However, if you like watching things like that over and over again, youve found your movie! Again. If you got enough of this type of thing after you saw WildCats ( for my older heads ), or Sister Act 2 ( for everybody 21 and under ) then i think you might want to pass.
If you like hot Ballroom dancing and "Hot HipHop Dance Moves" then youre definitely going to be entertained. If you disassociated your self from your friends that went to go see You Got Served in the theaters, then id advise you to skip this flick. And keep tabs on your friends go watch this in the theater, because youll have to shake some more friends soon.

God help the poor bastard that has to go see this movie with his girlfriend for whatever reason. Ranging from making up to being a pure sap to the dumb bastard that just going because he is trying to get some ass from some lame ass girl. I feel sorry for you all. Even the sap. Nobody deserves to have to be forced to sit through this shit.
Ladies, if your man actually wants to see this movie, just a little bit. He’s gay, congratulations. If he doesnt strongly object to going to see this movie, He’s gay. Thats just the way it is. This also goes for your male brothers, cousins and friends.

But i suppose there is something for everybody, or there is a market for everybody rather. Whatever floats your boat, then i say go with that. That wont stop me from laughing at you. But if it makes you happy, then thats all that should matter.

4 Responses to “ Pre-Reviews: Take The Lead ”

  1. Miss Takanawa Says:

    LMAO!!!!!!!!! you got served 2: ballroom funk, i cant even get past that!

  2. Naro% Says:

    These cats stole my formula! peep this…

    http://naro-x.tripod.com/film/filmblog4.pdf

    peace

  3. deah Says:

    lol. Not Wildcats, lol super throwback
    “football”

  4. JD Says:

    LMAO, I saw the trailer to this film and thought to myself, damn where have i seen this movie before?
    Thanks for clarifying it for me.

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