Welcome to an INS Pre-Review of the upcoming film Bareback… i mean Brokeback Mountain. A Pre-Review is where we take a movie and give a synopsis and our opinon of said movie with have only have watched the traliers.

So our first movie, Brokeback Mountain, appears to be about two gay ass muthafuckin cowboys. This movie is set in Wyoming, in the early 1900’s ( i think ). I guess this is the cowboy version of the “Down Low Bruthas” situation that Black people are faced with. When i first saw the title, ill admit, i was already told the movie was about gay ass cowboys, so i thought the title said Bareback Mountain. But i had to assure my self that i wasnt being told about a gay porno flick. When talking (read: laughing about this gay ass movie) amoungst my friends, i was informed that i wasnt the only person that thought that shit.

Sadly, this movie is a “Drama / Romance”. Yes, thats right, a gay ass love story. Im not big on Actors names and what not, so i can only tell you that the dude thats about to be in the new movie “Jarheads” is also staring in this shit. ( i could be wrong though, like i said, i dont keep up with actors too tuff ) How ironic that In this movie the guy staring in the gay cowboy movie, is also staring in a military flick. Oops! Feel free to come with and laugh at your own gay military service men jokes.

A word to those absolutley can not stand to see gay shit. Do not watch this trailer. In it you will see two would be tuff cowboy marlbro men, huged the fuck up in the mountains getting there dont ask dont tell on. Sorry, got confused with the military movie.

In this trailer we see the two men, get their gay on in the mountains. Seperate for some reason. Go off and find girlfriends of their own, then marry them. Have kids, and then reunite for more gay shit in the mountains again, talkin about it could always be like this. But they appear to disquise their homosexual activities by saying they are “fishing buddies”. Yea… alright jim bob on a knob. Apparently, the wives know better, as conflict occurs, and they just aint buying the whole fishing buddies bit. If you didnt already find this shit halarious from the get ( like i did ), there is no doubt about it when you see the part where one of the wives accuses one half of the cowgay duo by saying in a very country ass tone, and tears in her eyes because she knows her husband is cheating on her with a fucking MAN by saying: “You dont go up there to fish!” You will fall the fuck out laughing. Just like i did. If not… well maybe the shit just wasnt funny to you, and you fail to see the halarity in this whole thing. Fucking stick in the mud.

I still cant believe this movie isnt on lifetime for homosexuals some where, and thats it. But whatever, i damn near want to go to a premier showing of this movie just to see all the gay guys dress up like cowboys with scarfs and hats and pink cowboy boots and shit, just to laugh. Unfortunatly for me though, i have the troublesome burden of being hit on by gay dudes. I dont know what it is, but for whatever reason an uncomfortable ass number of gay dudes just figure, what the hell… ill just try; when im around. This is a burden i can do with out, so i wont be at the premier for this movie. I might not even go to the movies at all while this shit is out in theatures. Id actually watch the movie, but im cool on a gay romance, just not my thing. Although i can see me laughing like hell though the whole thing, pissing gay people off in the movie theature. Have you ever been cussed out by a flamboiant gay man? I havent, but ive seen somebody else get cussed out by a flamboiant gay man, and let me tell you. The shits fuckin funny. But im going to have to miss out.

My Pre-Rating for this movie, is Two broke ass wrist, for gay as hell.

Watch the trailer here.