Dear Dr Orange,

Thanks.

Dear WaterGate,

There is no way in the fuck you are going to be able to drop the bomb that your brothers wife is foreal foreal dykin around with the neighborhood carpetmucher… In a nice way… That doesn’t hurt his feelings… OR get you involved. The only way this man could possibly be happy about it, is if he thinks he can jump in and get his threesome on! Nobody likes to get cheated on. So he is gonna be pissed when he finds out. Especially if she is ugly and doesnt like dick at all. And im pretty sure if he has heard rumors… He wants to know! and he wants to know SOON! you need to stop being spineless and have your brothers back! if you happen to see her actually cheating… Then there is really no way you can NOT be involved. Protect your brother! look out for the man… As im sure he would do! You know your brother better than I do… So im pretty sure you have a good idea on how to approach this man with the news. Tell him exactly what you saw… And let him draw his own conclusions. If you just saw the cheater and homewrecker together in the mall talkin and shoppin n shit… Tell him exactly that. Be objective, give her the benefit of the dout even ( if you really arent looking to get involved ) If you saw them getting their dyke on in the bed or some shit… Tell him that. But gotdamn… Stop being a punk! why are you so scared to get involved? Is the girl big or some shit? Will she fuck you up? What in the hell are you scared of? I mean damn… I know nobody likes drama in their life… But hell, sometime life feeds you bullshit and you gotta roll with the punches, this is your family, take care of them like they would do you! Lol fuck that… Don’t let that shit ride! Ol girl skeezin around on your brother could put him in a postion to catch a VD or some shit… Then it will be ALL your fault. Because your punk ass actions! if being a punk is ok with you, and you still don’t want to get involved… Then honestly the only thing you can HOPE for is that your brother doesn’t mention your name when he confronts his wife with the news you brought to him. Now… If the skeezer ( your brothers wife ) knows you know about her infidelity, and youre basically the only person that knows… Then youre basically assed the fuck out. But how about you DON’T be a punk… For your brothers sake. Damn! if you don’t… This problem can only get worse than it already is. And you will only feel worse and worse about it.