Snakes? On a damn plane? A movie? Staring every bodies favorite, Samuel L. Jackson. Im still holding out for this to be some kind of hoax. I dont care that there is a website. Movie posters on bus stops and the whole nine. This can not be real. Not in this day and age. It just cant be.

I think Snakes On A Plane is funded by this guy:

Thats right! Cobra Commander!

This is the only person silly enough to attempt something like this and possibly get away with it. I’ve watched plenty of G.I. Joe, I know what Im talking about, trust me. If you have like I have, all of a sudden everything makes sense to you.

This is all a clever clever scheme by the leader of the Cobra Command forces to hypnotize people into joining the Cobra Elite Corps. Not too many people are signing up to be Hench mean I suppose Then after he steps his Henchman game up, or Gonnies as Jim Jones would say, he can take over the world and rule with an iron fist and all that jazz. He already got Sam L. we’re all next.

The G.I. Joes, im sure are over in the middle east, securing oil for Bush. Otherwise this wouldnt have gotten this far. Really, as far as im concerned, this is the only thing that makes sense. Cobra Commander and his yessss men are the only people who could have possibly thought this was a grand idea and put some money behind it. Nobody who isnt Cobra Commander could not have possibly congered this one up. Impossible.

Now im not saying DONT go see Snakes On A Plane. Im just saying, you might end up a henchmen in the Cobra Elite Corps. if you do.

Rant brought on by this fellow.