Seems as though nobody is interested in seeing Sharon Stone’s wrinkled vaginal walls, Tupperware sponsored titties, and infamous corroded uterus, as her movie Basic Instank 2 brought in a petty ass $3.2 million over the weekend. That amount should just about cover the costs of Lysol, Febreze, and employee lunches. Hurricane Katrina victims received more than this during their weekend in exile. Let’s discuss what America would rather see than Sharon Stone’s geritol soaked vagina: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez’s box office WMD, Gigli, which only earned $6.1 million, is preferred over Basic Instankadank 2. America would much rather see a bunch of computer generated worms jump into the skin of human beings and devour their flesh from the inside out, in the movie Slither, than see Sharon Stone spread her arthritic legs. America would much rather see Tim Allen get on all fours and sniff the asses of local bitches in The Shaggy Dog, than watch Sharon Stone rub her achy bones against the groins of young men in Basic Instankadankdank. America would rather see Tip "TI" Harris and all his country homeboys who look old as hell play high-school students who rollerskate and shoot the breeze about how there’s too many flies in the ATL, than see Sharon Stone insert a 3 liter coke bottle in her sphincter. America would rather see a dumbass movie about white kids who play video games and then die like the video game characters, in Stay Alive, a movie created by Disney for godssake, than see Sharon Stone’s stone genetalia. And finally, America would much rather hear Queen Latifah and Ray Romano do voiceovers for wooly mammoths who know deep down they need to have sexual relations and pro-create to save their species, and watch a dodo named Scrat chase a goddamn acorn for 90minutes, than…you guessed it..see Sharon Stone flash her vaginal cold sores in Basick Instunk 2. So we wonder, why does Sharon Stone even pick up a script? She knows she’s a horrible actress. Maybe she’s just a very smart hooker, having sex on camera and getting $3.2 mil for it. Either way, she should be banished from Hollywood for causing tens of human beings to waste on average 2 hours of their meaningless lives.