Iron Mike Doesn’t Bite On Porn Offer
Sports
Iron Mike Tyson is back on meds and has come to his fucking senses, turning down the opportunity to star in an X-rated film.
Earlier this year, the former boxing World Heavyweight Champion admitted he was interested in breaking into the industry after allegedly being approached by representatives of porn superstar Jenna Jameson to appear in a movie with her. Who Iron Mike said he “… would very much like to fornicate with her.”
At the time, Tyson, who retired from boxing in July and clearly wasnt medicated, admitted he was seriously considering the offer because he is desperate for cash after being got for millions from his former promoter and Bush supporter Don King. He wanted to get on camera and fuck the shit out of somebody like people have been doing him for too long.
Now it has been revealed the pugilist, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, has snubbed an offer to appear in a skin flick being produced by porn manufacturers Zero Tolerance. President of Zero Tolerance Greg Alves - whose previous movies include, ‘No Holes Barred’ and Tag Teamed’ ( which doesnt feature them two dark ass fat niggas from the once famed rap group ) - has confirmed the company had approached Tyson with an offer but he refused after having a change of heart about his proposed career change.
Alves said: “We’re a little disappointed and a little bit surprised. The response we received hinted Mike might have some moral issues with being associated with the adult industry”. Apparently the fact that Mike has kids meant nothing to the smut peddler, resulting in his surprise.
Previously, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez ( who is also suspected of being gay for having this information on hand like that ) had tipped Tyson for success in the sex industry - because he allegedly has a 14inch manhood.
He explained: “According to court documentation from Tyson’s rape trial, his member is at least 14in long.” Way to cover your fucking tracks Pedro. But as far as we are concerned, any one named Pedro automatically has a 30% chance of being gay off the back. Pedro went on to say “If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star”. Comments which beg the question, is Pedro a boxing journalist because he enjoys the sport? Or because he likes to see the hot sweaty mens all over each other. We’ll take the latter for $500 Bob.
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September 30th, 2005 at 12:40 pm
LMAO @ gay ass Pedro Fernandez, and at the thought of those two niggas from “Tag Team”…ROFL
September 30th, 2005 at 1:57 pm
“oo baby hooth ya daddy?”
“jonny!”
“jonny??!? bith ith you craythie??? thath ludacwisth”