Who Says Technology Is Dead

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…Not exactly catching on in the field of high-end tombstone accessories.  "I haven’t sold any," said Doug Ellis of Riverview Monuments in Wisconsin — a sentiment not uncommon amongst dealers.  The not so popular “Serenity Panel” that boast less that HD quality images and a mediocre audio interface, (1 to 2 head phone jacks) is available for the reasonable MSRP of $2000.00.  For that it is amazing that these units are not flying off the shelves! 
One would venture to ask, “…Now how is this possible, when I know aunt Hilda jumped at the chance to pose old uncle Filbert all dressed up in his ice fishing gear and even erect a make shift replica of the old fishing cabin inside the funeral home, we can’t move a few units of these wonderful high tech whatca-ma-dos!”  In fact, Cheri Lucking, Vidstone’s national sales director asked that exactly! 
To add insult to injury, when asked what the end of the fiscal year numbers were for last year, she simply said, “None of your business!”  She was later recorded stating, "We don’t release our sales figures," adding, "It is not a huge number at the moment."  Uh huh…that’s what she said! 

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