I’d Trade Him In For 100 Tickets
March 30th, 2006 
RanDumb Shit, The News
Remember when you were a kid and your parents would tell you not to reach into the vending machine if your bag of chips got stuck falling down, and especially not to reach up into the little toy grabber? Well apparently this little boy’s parents skipped that lesson. BIG MISTAKE!
Devin Haskin, 3, plays inside the Toy Chest claw machine at Godfather’s Pizza.
LOOK at this little hellion!
"It was the funniest thing I ever saw," said Fire Chief Dan Wilson, one of three to respond to the non-emergency call on Sunday. "The kid was in there playing, smiling, laughing. He thought it was fun. I don’t think he was in any real danger. There was plenty of air in there."
The patrons of the restuarant were of course taking pictures. Spectators were cooing about it being the cutest thing they ever saw. That little kid needs a whooping. Maybe next time he’ll fall into a well!
March 30th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
somebody should have put in a dollar just to beat his ass with that claw!
there would have went ALL That fun instantly lol
March 31st, 2006 at 12:59 am
LOL @ O. I was thinking the same thing about whupping his little ass with the claw.
March 31st, 2006 at 4:39 pm
I just want to let you know that as sad as this is it gets only sadder with the fact that I was asked to make a bill to prevent this from happening again… the last time this happened.
While it seems to crazy to be true… it is:
http://www.theorator.com/bills109/hr2898.html
Definitely my proudest moment ever.