In a very wack attempt to make a sorry as excuse for himself, Rep. Mark Foley decided to blame his pedophilia on a drinking problem. I wonder who he is expecting to buy that shit? I dont even think members of the GOP can go along with that with a straight face. No wait, they probably could now that i think about it. They are probably all back there lookin at each other right in the eye like… yea I’ll i can see that. 

Im sorry, but no matter how faded a guy might get. He is never going to attempt to sleep with a teenage boy. Maybe a teenage girl on accident, because he’s fucked up, which is still a fucking stretch, but my point is this. Vodka doesnt make you gay. End of story. Vodka might have you sleeping with a ugly girl, but it still dont turn you gay. At the very least. 

What vodka will have you doing though, is telling the truth. Acting out on things youve been wanting to do for a minute. You know, shit like that. Thats all im saying.

I guess its hard growing up as a young white male these days. You got Priest trying to holla at you at church. You got Senators hitting you up on Instant Messaging talking about "Do I make you randy…. randy." All kinds of shit. Then some school get shot up and people is askin why? WHY YOU THINK?! They got grown men chasing them around trying to fuck them in the ass all the gotdamn time!! That sound like pressure to me! They not even in jail! I honestly dont know if I personally could endure that for too long. I cant say it would drive me to shoot up a school. But crazy, Im sure. 

This picture is funny to me. It looks like somebody just told him they found out about the Instant Messages and he is in the middle of saying SHIT!!!! Like "they found out about those? SHIT!!!"

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