On October the 20th, Dario Valcarcel, a 50 year old Virginian teacher, got his muthafuckin ass beat with a bat by student who was pissed about receiving a bad grade.

Word around the school is, the student – soon to be convict, was pissed at his science teacher for giving him a bad grade that would have kicked him off the soccer team. So the 15 year old student with, poor anger management, kicked in the door, bat in hand, during a class that he wasnt even scheduled to be in… and proceeded to whoop Mr Valcarcels monkey ass. He was whacked at least a dozen times in the head and shoulder area.

Luckily for Mr Valcarcel, the pissed off student wasnt a baseball player, or this report might be about a homicide. There are no reports of any of the students who witnessed the ass kicking, jumping in to help Mr Valcarcel. Which tells us that Mr Valcarcel was probably a fucking dick. Not saying he deserved to get his ass whooped with a bat, but chances are he wasnt that cool teacher that everybody loved.

The students father, with those questionable parenting skills, has this to say: “He didn’t tell me anything,” ( No shit? ) “He just told me he had a confrontation with a teacher. That’s all he told me. … I don’t know why he went beyond his bounds. Even if you have an argument with a teacher, you don’t have to go to the extent of hitting the teacher. That’s purely wrong.” Clearly this man doesnt watch the public service announcments during prime time television that encourage parents lacking parenting skills to talk to their fucking children, maybe he has tivo and forwards pass the commercials. Nor does he know what his little Louisville slugger is capable of, or there might have been some kind of talk, pre teacher getting his ass whooped with a fucking bat.

Mrs Valcarcel isnt sure if her husband will return to teaching, but is claiming that there is now trouble in the bed room because her husbands pride was beat the fuck out of him in front of his students. Upon our interview we didnt have the number to Enzyte or Viagra, but we did give her Google search tips.

The INS invites you to guess the race of this teacher beater. Please take into consideration that he did not shoot up the whole fucking school.

Post your guesses in the comments

Orginal story can be found here