Celebrity Mutations: We’ve found the culprit!

Have you ever wondered why Brandy’s eyes are so far apart they have to send memo’s to each other when one eye starts to cry, telling the other to catch up?
MARRRRRRRRRR

Have you ever wondered why Rihanna has that huge bulging ‘67 Chevy tape deck forehead?

Or perhaps you’ve wondered why Shannen Doherty’s eyes are also known as Paris and Nicky Hilton, one is higher than the other…

What do all of these chicks have in common? They all eat at Pinks! And according to Yahoo, hot dogs cause genetic mutations. Read the article here.

6 Responses to “ Celebrity Mutations: We’ve found the culprit! ”

  1. O Says:

    My hotdogg intake has just hit a dramatic decline.

    thanks for that.

    if my eyes seperated any further i dont know how id take it. not to mention the insane blind spot. its already hard enough to drive in LA. between asians, mexicans, girls, old people, and danty ass alternitive lifestylers, i dont need anymore obsticals trying to navigate los angeles.

  2. tina Says:

    rihanna is a beautiful girl is a marvelus she is intelebent how old are you rihanna and you have a boy frien
    do you love jazz yes or no

    beautiful rrihanna

    TINA FOR RIHANNA

  3. tina Says:

    RIHANNA HOW OLD ARE YOU AND DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU LOVE JAYZZI HAVE YOU A FRIEND
    DO YOU HAVE FREND BIONCE YOU HAVE A MAIL

    I LIKE YOU RIHANNA

    FOR TINA
    PLEAS TALK TO ME

  4. Ross Says:

    I really wouldn’t wanna see Rhianna with all her make up off completely - too ugly and as for the forehead and fat ass nose………………

  5. dakoo Says:

    i love u kosmadar. from aslam and hadari

  6. kadoo Says:

    fuck u mother fucker son of bitch rihanna
    i really want to fuck u

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