On May 1st, every Mexican every where took it upon themselves to fuck up traffic in certain areas and march on their local streets to stand up for what they believe in. May 1st was intended to be a day with out immigrants. But here in LA, it was a monday with no traffic for a little while. I also saw that there were a few taco bells and burger kings and various other fast food places that were closed because their workers didnt show up.
A few fat people were took it upon themselves to express their thoughts about the march. On a few places with notes on the door, that informed customers that workers did not come in to work today, very nasty remarks were written on different memos. Such as: "Now we are all going to fucking starve because you bastards want more rights!" "It only takes 2 people to make a number 3, whats the big fucking deal?!" "Fire them! What about my Fries?!"
Clearly this is the work of rotund individuals.

Its estimated that 89% of obese individuals do not care about this growing national issue. Long as McDonalds is properly staffed at all times, No one is going to have to write a letter or call their local news station. Recently there has been a growing rift between fat people and immigrants ( excluding fat immigrants ). Poor english and fat tongues is a communication gap that is hard to bridge. Which leads to orders being fucked up. A day with no McDonalds is just too much to take and is where fat people draw the line.

When we asked Jerry Patersfield what he thought about this pressing national issue he had this to say, "the man that comes between me and my super sized coke and fries, is the man i cant support!"

Fat people every where are angry but nervous, if this keeps up, they fear that they will have to stand in lines their ankles cant endure. These next weeks are intense times.

Orginal Story that really says nothing, its just a bunch of quotes about the same thing over and over again.