Praying at a metal cross during a lightning storm is a bad idea

Hello Loyal INS readers, join us for our first INS Commentary Peice, with INS creator OJ and his esteemed coleage and cousin, JD. A few days ago, 5 Mexican children where killed while they were praying at a metal cross, some where in mexico city. Both JD and OJ have read the article and are will be discussing this topic on our first installment. If you have a no joke policy for kids under no circumstances, i want to take this oppertunity to remind you, that the I in INS is for INSENSITVE.
Enjoy.

OJ: imma show you this shit i just read
OJ: tell me what you think

5 Mexicans Die While Praying At Metal Cross
MEXICO CITY - Five Mexican children were killed when a large metal cross they were praying at was struck by lightning in central Mexico, local media reported Monday.

Five children between 9 and 16 years old died and several others suffered burns when lightning struck a white-painted metal cross set on a hill in the town of Santa Maria del Rio early on Sunday, according to two newspaper reports.

“The lightning went straight into them and killed them instantly,” local Red Cross chief Eduardo Suarez told the daily El Norte

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12467604/?GT1=7938

( we will spare you all of OJ’s Laughter… at least some of it )

JD: maybe they should have been more sincere in their prayers
OJ: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OJ: OH SHIT OH FUCK LMAO
OJ: LMAO THATS SO SKANLESS LMAO
JD: Like nigga, that is the most reverse info you could ever receive
JD: you go to to the cross, looking for a blessing or 2
JD: and you get that
OJ: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OJ: OH SHIT LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!
JD: Nigga honestly
JD: how can you believein religion after that
JD: if that were my kids, id be like what happened? nigga fuck that cross
JD: fuck that religion bullshit
OJ: you know?!?! LMAO
JD: Nigga im sure you would assume that to be one of the safest places on earth if your that religous
OJ: i cant stop laughin
JD: im just going up the hill to pray to the metal cross during a lightining storm
JD: oh no dont trip
JD: im praying
JD: Ill be protected
OJ: LMAO GOTDAMMIT LMAO
JD: nigga just got your conversation with god RUDELY interrupted
OJ: holy shit nigga lolLMAOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JD: nigga and I know i know I know for a fact
JD: they were not praying for that
JD: Nigga if they were doing anything other than praying they wold still be alive
OJ: LMAO!!!!!!!
JD: and nigga you really cant find a better time for your kids to pray, other than fuckin midnight in the middle of a storm
JD: that might be jesus way of punishig you for being dumb
OJ: they were probably forced to go up there… and they was like…. i hate this bullshit…
OJ: and then everybody else agreeed, and got delt that vengious hand from the lord
JD: yea niggas went to the cross with hate in they heart
OJ: LMAONMLMAOFFAAF!!!!!!!!!!
JD: and got struck down
OJ: nigga i cant take it
JD: nigga and i know that wasnt the lord answering there prayers immeditaly
OJ: nigga they painted the cross white tho?
JD: "lord please show me a sign that you there, oh lor…..ZAAAAPPPPP
OJ: DAMMIT NIGGA LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JD: Or nigga, they was fuckin praying for some bullshit
JD: Like tight ass toys for they casaneda or some shit
JD: may the Pinatas have all of my favorite candies
JD: May my Tortillas taste sweet
OJ: LMAO!!!!! HELL NAW
OJ: nigga… im laughin way too hard and i cant stop
JD: praying for the wrong shit, when they had grandparent all sick and shit
OJ: im afraid i might die on the way out now nigga lol
JD: uncles trying to get across the border
OJ: LMAO! WHAT?!?! LMAOOMAO
JD: and they ass is in poverty
JD: but they praying for soem extra lucas
JD: the man got fed up, and snapped
OJ: GOTDAMN LMAO
JD: lost if for a quick second
OJ: ill teach you ingrates a lesson!
JD: them niggas actually got smyted for real
OJ: fucking shit nigga lmao
JD: maybe somebody peaked while they were praying
OJ: LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOMLMAO
JD: "A photo showed charring on the cross’s turquoise-painted cement base, although the cross was still standing."
JD: thats cold business
JD: there is a deadly reminder there to pray correctly
OJ: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OJ: YOU KNOW?!?!?!
JD: how nervous are the next mufuckas gonna be when they pray there
OJ: YOU FEEL ME?!?! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

A day reversing commentary, wouldnt you agree?
More to come!

One Response to “ Praying at a metal cross during a lightning storm is a bad idea ”

  1. noneyourdamnbusiness Says:

    You both need to grow up.That wouldn’t be funny to you if that was your child that died or sister or brother.God is powerful enough to erase you right where you stand.I hope that you do not have trouble sleeping at night after the shit you wrote about those kids,not I hope you have fuckin nightmares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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