LAPD Has No Love For The Elderly

The LAPD has gone too damn far this time. Mayvis Coyle, 82, was crossing a Sundland, CA crosswalk and was ticketed for taking too damn long. As the light turned green, Coyle was still trying to get her old ass across the street. All the while the motorcycle cop she was crossing the street in front of was writing her a ticket before the light even turned, the dirty bastard. He waited until she was on the sidewalk, pulled over and handed her a ticket for $114 dollars. ( aint that about a bitch? )
Coyle a native american threatened to scalp the officer, if her old age wasnt holding her back. So instead, she is going to do the next best thing. Get all of her old ass friends from her old people complex to bitch and complain to the city and police department until they forget about it. Commonly old people cant remember shit, except when somebody pisses them off, then they dont forget about that shit until they die. Have fun with that shit LAPD!

In the elderly ladies defense, even highschool students have to run to cross the street in time at that particular cross-walk. Even with an eletric cart, Edith Krause, 78 says she can only make it half way across the street in her  old-poot-scoot. She claims,  "i try my damndest to haul ass across the street, but even on a full charge, i have to beg for my life to cars on the road, because when the light turns green, im only half way across…"

The LAPD issued a statement saying that they basically do not give a damn. Officers are to sharpen their teeth on the elderly so they can work their way up to oppressing young Black and Latino individuals. It’s the LAPD way. An LAPD captain said "… fuck it, they’re gonna die anyway. Why prolong it? they should just stay off the streets and get it over with"

Senior Citizens are planning a half mile and hour march of city hall this coming thrusday, because friday is pudding night, and the weekends are for bingo. But come thrusday, their aging voices will be heard as they cross all major intersections in big ass mobs to show their outrage. Those that cant walk or get out with a scooter will just drive down the streets at their normal speed and not turn off their blinkers in sign of support.

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2 Responses to “ LAPD Has No Love For The Elderly ”

  1. deah Says:

    lmao… ASS!

  2. Ollie Says:

    Goooood Lordith!!!!!!!!!

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

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