Riverton High School freshman Joshua Hendry, who knew several of the suspects, waits for a ride outside the school Thursday. And now has no friends and is getting picked on by hiself, instead of with his friends. Thats what you get for punking out!

RIVERTON, Kan. – Five crazy ass high school students were expected in court Friday on charges that they fully intended to go on a shooting spree at their high school — a plot officials said was foiled when one of them blabbered about it on Myspace.

These crazy muthafuckas, ranging in age from 16 to 18, were arrested Thursday, the anniversary of the Columbine massacre, just hours before they planned to shoot fellow students and school employees in what may have been a response to bullying.

“What the resounding theme is: These crazy little bastards were actually going to do this,” Cherokee County Sheriff said Thursday.

The crazies planned to wear black trench coats and disable the school’s camera system before starting the attack between noon and 1 p.m. Thursday. Sheriff’s deputies found guns, ammunition, knives and coded messages in the bedroom of one suspect and documents about firearms and references to Armageddon in two suspects’ school lockers.

Apparently, they had been plotting since the beginning of the school year. Norman said school officials began investigating Tuesday after learning a threatening message had been posted on MySpace.com. Myspace to the rescue for once.

“The message, it was brief, but it stated that there was going to be a shooting at the Riverton school and that people should wear bulletproof vests and flak jackets. Either that or just put your head between your legs and kiss your lilly white ass good bye" Sheriffs said.

The Sheiff also said investigators had learned the suspects liked violent video games and some had probably been bullied by classmates. “I think there was probably some bullying, name calling, chastising, but things where bound go go wrong at this school, its numbered 404 for christ sake ( HTML Joke, sorry, couldnt help myself )” he said.

It also discussed the significance of April 20 as Adolf Hitler’s birthday and the anniversary of the 1999 Columbine High School attack in Colorado, in which two students wearing trench coats killed 13 people before committing suicide. When we asked the sheiff if he prefered this or kids smoking pot on April 20th, he told us "Hell, id roll the joints myself if i didnt have to deal with these little retarded bastards thinking shooting up a couple of bullys and name callers was a solution to their punk ass problems"

School officials identified the student who posted the message and talked to several of his friends, he said.

But Riverton school district Superintendent David Walters said the significance of the threat did not become clear until Wednesday night, after a woman in North Carolina who sent one of the suspects a random note on myspace, saying that she liked the falling skulls and burning bodies that he had scrolling along the top of his page, she wanted to do something similar, and the two had became buddies on Myspace.com. After he told her his plans, she notified authorities there would be about a dozen potential victims, at least one of them a staff member.

Riverton student Michaela Ferneau said Friday she had heard she was one of the targets, which then like, tottally screwed up her awsome day.

Back in January, one of the teen suspects had talked about Columbine, but “we thought he was joking because he was always joking about stuff like that, and then like, we used to call him fat and dumb and stuff” Ferneau told ABC’s “Good Morning America” on Friday.

“I guess I told on them, apparently, when I didn’t know I did,” she said. “It’s kind of scary to know that people from a little town like this would even try anything like that.” Yes, we are all scared of little nerdy white kids now. The white man is once again planting fear in the hearts of the nations population by way of crazy nerdy white kids who think getting talked shit about and having a bad sense of style is the worst shit ever.

He was an “oddball,” student Trenton Berry told ABC. “Everybody picked on him and everything.”

Four of the suspects were arrested at their homes Thursday; the fifth was taken into custody at the school. And was telling everybody he passed how he wishes he wouldnt have gotten caught so he could pump hot slugs in they asses.

The four younger than 18 were being held Thursday at a juvenile detention center in Girard. The 18-year-old was in the Cherokee County Jail where the over under on him being analy rapped before he stands trial is, 2 to 1. No decision has been made on whether to charge the four juveniles as adults, Kline said. "But chances are, they will give them a slap on the wrist and tell them not to do it anymore, you know the routine."

Officials assured the community that the 270 or so students at Riverton High School were safe and school would continue as normal Friday to the dismay of the students, who thought they were about to get time off from school.

MySpace.com released a statement declining to discuss the case because of the investigation, adding that it has provided users with mechanisms to report inappropriate content, they also had this to say "about gotdamn time somebody used the fucking ‘Report this page as inapproriate link’, shit! Everybody wants to bitch and sue claiming that our shit isnt safe, but we put the shit right there in plain view for users to report problems. Finally some one was sociably responsible for some of the bullshit that people put on their fucking pages. There are over 7 million user names on the fucking site, we cant browse them all you know!!"

Barbara Gibson, a 17-year-old junior at the high school, said her school club "Future Homeland Security Employees Of America" didn’t seem too bothered by the threat.

“A lot of people just talked about it,” she said. “But there wasn’t much reaction.”

Riverton is a small community of about 600 or so seemingly normal white people along what once was the famed Route 66 in southeast Kansas, near the Oklahoma and Missouri borders.

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