Prosecutors said al-Qaida conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui, who looks like a sandy version of Charles Barkley, killed Americans on Sept. 11, 2001, by lying to federal agents weeks earlier to keep the plot secret. Defense attorneys called him a "wannabe" who only dreamed he had a role in the worst terrorist attack in the nation’s history. Uhh, clearly he did have a role.

Basically, after 10 days of testimony, lawyers argued their views of whether this cameltoed French fucker should be held responsible for any of the nearly 3,000 deaths on Sept. 11. A tired jury of nine men and three women retired to decided if he should be eligible for the death penalty. They then said "fuck this" and went home after hours of deliberation. I mean, just how long does it take to find a muthafucka guilty who basically confessed…

Prosecutor David Raskin told the jurors they could be sure of Moussaoui’s lethal intent "because he admitted it right here in this courtroom" in bombshell testimony Monday. Defense attorney Edward MacMahon countered that Moussaoui had told "a plethora of lies to aggrandize(SAT word) himself. He told the jury that he was the Juggernaut for crying out loud! You can’t believe anything this man says!"

"All Moussaoui had to do is say, ‘I’m al-Qaida,’" Novak argued. The prosecutors said they had showed that if Moussaoui had confessed, when he was arrested, to the facts he admitted when pleading guilty four years later, the FBI would have identified 11 of the 19 hijackers within weeks and the Federal Aviation Administration would have kept them off airplanes. This is the strongest example of "stop snitching" I’ve ever seen. Ghettos across American could actually learn something from this man here.

Moussaoui watched the closing arguments impassively but shouted "Victory to Moussaoui! God curse America! Zap yo dumbass!" after the judge and jury had left for a brief recess.

If this jury unanimously decides Moussaoui is eligible for the death penalty, it will reconvene to hear more testimony about whether he actually deserves to be executed. Their only other choice is life in prison without possibility of ever seeing the light of day. If this fool is fully capable of killing himself for his country, what fun would the death penalty bring? Torture is a better avenue. All that is needed is the Dharma & Greg Season One DVD. A desperate apology is imminent after enduring hours of that shit.

Moussaoui’s dramatic courtroom testimony Monday — that he was supposed to hijack a fifth jetliner on Sept. 11 along with would-be shoe bomber Richard Reid and fly it into the White House — was a major focus of the closing arguments. It’s unfortunate this plan did not happen–would have been a great episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

MacMahon noted that captured Sept. 11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed and other top al-Qaida operatives had said in written testimony that Moussaoui had nothing to do with Sept. 11. He called Moussaoui an "al-Qaida hanger-on and a nuisance" to al-Qaida leaders tried to have this fool murked (read: murdered). Damn, one can only wonder, did Moussaoui get sexed in?? Because he sure doesn’t have the respect of his peers. Maybe if Moussaoui wouldn’t have taken it in the ass, Khalid Shaikh Mohammed and all of his homies would have embraced him as an official as-Queso member. His gangster is not respected. Dah well. Such is life.

Original article found here.