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Today, two of Americas allies in the fight for oil. I mean, well. Fuck it what ever reason they are over there fighting. I dont think anybody really knows anymore. Neither does Bulgaria and Ukraine, so they decided to withdraw their record breaking 1,250 troops from Iraq. Oh whatever shall we do? Bulgaria and Ukraine brought their troops who specialized in being hairy speaking poor english and civil war.
The two countries respective troops should be gone by mid december. They would have left last month but they are driving out of Iraq for the most part and gas is even high in iraq, so they had to save a little and pillage a little to get up enough funds to put gas in their hummers and 3 planes, to roll out.
If Australia, Britain, Italy, Japan, Poland and South Korea reduce or recall their personnel, more than half of the non-American forces in Iraq could be gone by next summer. Talk about a bunch of muthafuckas that have a hard time communicating with one another.
It should be noted however, that in March of 2003, the US strolled into Iraq with about 250,000 muthafuckas. All the other countries involved, all together contributed 50,000 troops. Now there are about 160,000 US troops in the region and 24,000 troops from 27 other countries. It should also be noted that the other 24,000 troops or personal rather, are non-combative.



December 21st, 2005 at 3:52 am
What the fuck?! The point of this article was?
What obligation do these countries have to bring their troops in Iraq? What a shitty piece of excuse for journalism
January 21st, 2006 at 6:03 pm
Who ever posted this last comment is a fucking dumbass. What do you mean journalism. This whole webtsite is satirical. Its not supposed to inform its supposed to inflame and entertain. Go back to you fucking Dr. Seuss books dumbass.
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