George Bush Wants All Your Chickens
November 30th, 2005 
General News
Researchers in Arkansas, of all places, have found a way to convert chicken fat to fuel. Thats right, chicken fat into gas. In an effort to decrease the countries dependency on foreign fuels, the number of chicken hatched and produced in this country will increase70% and they will all be feed mcdonalds and that greasy nasty ass sandwich from burger king.
No worries about mad chicken disease or anything like that, because nobody will be eating these chickens. They are going straight into the gas tank. And I for one have absolutely no problem with this at all. It seems these days, a gallon of anything is lower than the fucking price of a gallon of gas. We arent really sure if this will actually turn into a feasible solution for consumers. The process of turning chicken fat into gas can be pricey and also yield soap some how. Now thats some shit i cant fuck with, chicken fat soap? Im good.
With this new development, how long will it take for the powers that be to invade a country who has perfect breeding grounds for fat ass bio-engineered chickens?
Lastly, id like to point out that this finding was the works of bio-engineer by the name of R.E. Babcock ( get it? — i swear im not making this up )
December 5th, 2005 at 6:22 am
they had these broads in a magazine that were using french fry grease to power cars. the crazy shit about it was that it costs MORE to use that than it was to use regular unleaded.
i know the folks who keep buying airtime on the classical music station (i’m forced to listen to at work) would LOVE that. they want america to become less and less dependent on foreign oil to the point where it’s no longer an issue.
hmm…let’s see…burger king grease or bin ladin? which is the lesser of two evils?