Why did the lion cross the road? Because a white South African made him an offer he couldn’t refuse–fresh nigga-ka-bobs.

Mark Scott-Crossley, 37, a white building contractor/devil worshipper, and his black accomplice (who he probably bribed with Colt 45), farm labourer Simon Mathebula, 43, were found guilty in April of murdering Nelson Chisale by feeding him to Mufasa and his homies. Unbelievably, Nelson Chisale did not taste like chicken.

Mr Chisale’s bloodied remains, along with several empty bottles of Texas Pete hot sauce, were found in a lion reserve near the famed Kruger National Park. Park officials found the lions sloppily layed out in their dens, picking their teeth with toothpicks and belching, as an overwhelming state of Niggaritis swept over them. This made it obvious that the lions just dined on the finest dark meat they could find.

Judge George Maluleke of the Phalaborwa circuit court sentenced Scott-Crossley to life imprisonment but gave Mathebula 15 years, of which three years were suspended. Wow, the black African got off easier? I’m sure the DC snipers wished they had committed their crimes in Africa now, damn!

A third accused in the case, Richard Mathebula, who is apparently suffering from tuberculosis, will face trial separately due to ill health. Nobody wants to breathe the same air as that muthafucka, so he’ll be attending trial in a plastic bubble.

The state had called for life imprisonment for both men, citing the exceptionally gruesome nature of the crime that took place on January 31, 2004 near the northeastern city of Hoedspruit. You know this case went down in Africa because the feeding took place in 2004, and it’s just now going to trial. CP-Time is on time.

Scott-Crossley, who minutes earlier married a woman he met when she visited in prison, showed no emotion as the sentence was read out at the hearing. She clearly did not give a hot bit of a fuck.

“We did expect a heavy sentence,” Scott-Crossley said after sentencing. “We are sorry that the family didn’t accept our offer of financial compensation. It was not an effort to try and bribe them, but we really feel sorry for them and we are going to fight the sentence.” Maybe if he threw in a couple of spinners, they would have taken the money, but that wasn’t the case.

Widely reported in the local press, the “lion trial” highlighted the dire conditions of many black labourers who live on farms in South Africa, more than a decade after the end of apartheid. So basically, if it isn’t AIDS thats killing off all the black people, its the white motherfuckers feeding them to lions and tigers and mosquitos, oh my.

But before handing down the sentence, Judge Maluleke said his ruling was based on the severity of the crime and not on the presumption that it was a racist killing. Had he judged it on both, Scott-Crossley would be in prison long enough to see Jesus return and get crucified all over again.

Labour minister Membathisi Mdladlana had expressed his “shock” and “anger” over the murder while the main labour federation said the killing showed that many farmers treat black workers today as badly as they did during apartheid. What a big fucking surprise…

Original article found here.