Bob And Weave Paris! Bob and Weave!!
Entertainment, The News
G
irl Fisticuffs! The other night at a night club in LA, Paris Hilton took one to the chin. No it wasnt a money shot. But it was the fist of angry estranged wife of Travis Barker, Shanna Monklar. Apparently Travis and Paris were spotted in a club in NY, making out and what not like a month ago. So simple deduction would tell one that Shanna saw, got pissed and something like this was probably said "WHY YOU FUCKIN WIT MY MAN, BITCH!!!" followed by a right hook. That, in this case, connected. According to Paris at least. Shanna says that she was talking to Paris but her ex. The guy with the retarded name, came and bent her wrist and THREW her down some stairs. Right. So the EX, of the girl that was kissing on some OTHER dude, is gonna come and bully a GIRL who was trippin on this mans EX for kissin her man. Thats almost as bad as blaming your pedophilia on liquor. But a distant almost like. People with retarded names do retarded things sometimes I suppose. Who knows.
In any event. What I want to know is this. How you just get hit like that? With that long of a neck, and so called sexual exploits, youd think she knew how to bob and weave a lil better than that. Yes, I went there, and I dont care. I mean hell, if the report would have came back saying Shanna swung and Paris bobed and weaved and avoided the punch, I for one would not be surprised at all. You have that equipment and you do those things often. You know, it just made sense in my brain. Like how she get hit? I dont know, maybe she like taking it on the chin? White people do things that boggle my mind all the time. Ill kill my buzz trying to think about things like that all night.



October 9th, 2006 at 10:20 pm
…i was hoping it twas a money shot indeed.