I know I talked a bunch of shit about Snakes On A Muthafuckin Plane. But after seeing this clip of Sam L. on the Daily Show, Im going to probably go see this movie now. I have to. I dont care how stupid it is, or if I become a henchman for Cobra Commander. lol Id also like it to be noted that I absolutely refuse to see this movie sober. Not going to happen.

Lil Wayne not so lil hm? Why does his arrest report say that he was born in 1979? OOPS! Apparently he is also a WEE MON! 5′6”, 140? I really do hope you carry a strap with all the shit you be talking sir. You will never be favored in hand to hand combat! Not with those stats lol.

Loon, apparently got his name honest. This nigga is out his gotdamn mind! Now sometime ago, i saw this clip linked from NahRight.com where this man Loon was talking ALL kinds of shit about Mase and some other people. He went on and on trying to get the camera man and ultimately anybody who watched, to believe in his self proclaimed gangsta. How he be in the streets and what not, puttin his hands on niggas, snuffin niggas, beating murder cases and shit. Whatever, admittedly, I wasnt buying that shit with my money, or any of his I Need A Girl Money. Then, I heard this here: Loon Vs 40 Cal. from the Hot 97 MissJones show a few days back. ( when the INS was on hiatus )
During this phone interview with Loon, MissJones and the rest of them comment on rumors that he cracked 40 Cal of Dipset, with a damn shovel. Yes, its as funny as it sounds!
Now, before I heard this here, I thought Loon was full of shit. But now, not so much no more. 40 Cal does admit he got cracked with a shovel.A girl called in who witnessed it and everything. However, 40 Cal also says that he took those shovel blows and proceeded to snuff Loon. Considering the fact that 40Cal wasnt hospitalized, its hard to say. You be the judge.

Concerned with the safety of their children, Britney Spears is going to make Kevin get rid of his six nurse sharks. First of all, has any one noticed this woman is NEVER refered to as Britney FEDERLINE or at least Spears-Federline? They are married right? If i was K-Feezy ( yea i said it lol ) id be hot, and feel extra disrespected, although he should probably be familiar with that feeling.
Secondly though, maybe im missing something. But how is having 6 sharks, in a tank, make an unsafe environment for a child? No, I have no kids, so I understand i might be missing something here. Is the damn tank in the floor or something? I dont get it. Until somebody can figure out a good enough reason in my eyes, this bitch is dumb ( as if that hasnt been said enough times enough ). This is the SAME bitch who had her child in her lap rolling down the street. And we wont talk about when she damn near fumbled her baby in front of all the paparazzi. I dont think that was on her personally, but whatever. Child Safety authority, she is not. But now she scared of her baby falling into the jaws of deadly sharks some how some way. Right. Some one in that house is bound to fall victim to Darwinism anydamnway, sharks or no sharks.

Speaking of K-Fizzel (im not going to not do this), in the upcoming September issue of GQ. K-Fashigadale (you like that?) says something along the lines of this here:

"I don’t get any money from my wife. I’m almost broke. As a man, as a male figure and a father, I wouldn’t be happy sitting back and living off my wife’s fortune. I have to provide for my family. People gotta understand that I’m working, too, she’s not the only one that’s got things to do."

Right. He more than likely went on to say: "but she funded my whole music endeavor, gave me gas money to get down here to do the interview, bought me this nice ‘Im with stupid shirt’ and was also nice enough to give me lunch money… you aint gotta print all that though, you know what im sayin? Po-Po Zow!" lol. Way to want to be a man about your K-Feezy.

Mel Gibson is about to learn, the hard way, that Jews dont forget SHIT. Black people might be sensitive, but we eventually just forget about whatever. Or talking about it for too long gets old at some point, until it happens again. But not Jews, everything that ever happen to them JUST happen yesterday. Maybe Black people should take that approach, and we can eventually run hollywood or at least the hood, something lol.

Speaking of Mel though, he wont be doing any time. ( of course not, he’s white AND rich ) He copped a plea, yap yap. Here are the details:

- Gibson has agreed to three years probation, but will avoid jail time. ( whatever )
- Gibson was ordered to attend one year of AA meetings. (yea right)
- For the first four and a half months he must attend five times a week. (Oh, fuck this! id rather go to jail for a month or so, fuck it, he’s rich. AND he IS Braveheart and that crazy muthafucka Riggs from Lethal Weapon. That has to hold some weight in the clink, im convinced)
- For the remainder of the time, he must attend three times a week. ( no…)
- Gibson must also pay $1200 in fines and penalties as well as one hundred dollars in restitution. (ooooo big  fine! he wont miss it)
- Gibson volunteered to do a public service announcement on the hazards of driving under the influence. (this is like Whitney doing "Whats your Anti Drug" Spots, and claiming that her anti drug is Bobbi Brown)
- He also volunteered to enter a rehab program immediately. (I wonder does he have the balls to hire and impersonator to show up to Rehab and AA meetings. IF I was rich and white, i think this is something id definitely try to pull off lol)

Madonnas birthday is a holiday to gay people. And thats funny, to me. (family guy joke)

And last but not least, I wanna say peace. From the Internet Playground, saturated with tons of ways to entertain your self no matter who you are. And if yall still aint caught on from the title and this last line, just click the link.