Fuck A Funny Title: 50 Cent Fucking Sucks

wtf manRap feuds aren’t usually about differing opinions on President Bush. However, that appears to be the case between morbid ass 50 Cent of G-Unit (which stands for Garbage-U Niggas Is Trash), and Kanye West.

50, who was shot 9 times by some bitch ass bullets that couldn’t finish the damn job, says he disagrees with West’s infamous statement that “George Bush doesn’t care about black people,” proclaimed during a September telethon for Hurricane Katrina victims. 50′s successfull plan of diverting attention away from his weak ass lyrics by causing daily controversy has been working for quite some time, but you cant hide too much behind those big ass twin tower teeth for long.

“I think people responded to it the best way they can,” 50 told ContactMusic.com. “What Kanye West was saying, I don’t know where that came from.” Of course he doesn’t know where it came from, he isn’t the brightest bulb in the stadium. Anybody with a brain knows the statement was made out of frustration due to the SLOW ass aid New Orleans received and how blacks got the short end of the stick by the Federal Government. But of course, Curtis “Chicklet Teef” Jackson doesn’t know that. 50 isn’t good at politics, rapping, ducking, or thinking, so it would be best for him to just keep singing on his records and flossin his big ass berlin wall sized teeth, big beefcake gangster.

Instead, 50, who resembles a black ass Incredible Hulk, said, “The New Orleans disaster was meant to happen. It was an act of God.” Oh, Lord. Everybody wants to be a Christian…

It wouldn’t be the first time 50 Cent’s commercial ass made comments that didnt piss off college drop-out West. In a September interview with MTV, 50 – while otherwise complimentary of the popular “Gold Digger” rapper – said: “I feel like Kanye West is successful because of me.” Gee, I didn’t know 50 and Kanye were fucking…

“After 50 Cent, (hip-hop fans) was looking for something non-confrontational, and they went after first thing that came along. That was Kanye West, and his record took off.” Sure guy, if that, along with your bullet proof vest with spinners, helps you sleep better at nite, then fine. I think people can distinguish the difference between talent and teeth. Well then again, Bugs Bunny got all the bitches too.

West’s second album, “Late Registration,” has remained near the top of the charts since debuting Aug. 30.

50 stars in the upcoming film “Get Rich or Die Tryin,” a biopic of the rapper that is set to open Nov. 9, which will feature more songs that sound the same as all his other lame ass club songs, and remixed with nursery rhymes such as Duck Duck Goose and London Bridges Falling Down. Get excited.

Original article can be found here

5 Responses to “ Fuck A Funny Title: 50 Cent Fucking Sucks ”

  1. O.com Says:

    lol this nigga isnt good at ducking?!?! LMAO

  2. Dynamite Soul Says:

    The best shit evar!

  3. tee Says:

    geez u sound really angry…

  4. mai Says:

    i officially love you and this blog.

    i mean, “Chiclet Teef”…

    lmao…

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