Foxy Brown signs with Deaf Jam
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Foxy Brown has revealed that she is slowly losing her hearing after being diagnosed with a rare condition that only affects 1 in 10,000–congratulations Foxy! Her hearing loss would explain why her last few albums sucked more dick than Superhead. Also, speculation as to whether or not Jacki-O beating Foxy’s ass was a factor in her hearing loss, is still being determined.
The rapper, who’s ugly ass real name is Inga Marchand, first noticed a problem when her label boss, Jay-Z twiddled this thick ass camel lips and told her the sound levels on her new record were way too high when she had thought they were perfect.
Brown then started missing calls from her “Ill Na Na” requesting bottles of Massengil, as she was unable to hear the ring tone, however, the true nature of her condition did not hit her until she woke up in May earlier this year to find her hearing was totally deteriorating. Wax buildup? Maybe…
She is now undergoing surgery and medical treatment to fight back against the severe and sudden sensorineural hearing loss.
Speaking to America’s People Magazine Brown said: “All along, I’m feeling my hearing going slowly, but I’m thinking, ‘God would never do this. This can never happen to me.’ Think again, bitch. God isn’t somebody you sucked off, therefore no deals for you!
“The initial doctor I went to told me that if I had attacked the problem when I first realized my hearing was going, I probably would have been able to heal it immediately.”
However, being a deaf rapper ain’t all that…
“The doctors aren’t saying that it’s definite that I won’t hear again… They say I may be able to hear with an implant. I know it will be an uphill battle.” Foxy says, while sipping on her DeafDef Con 3.
Well, perhaps Foxy won’t be able to hear this: YOU FUCKING SUCK!
Thank you, and goodnite.
Original article found Gigiwise



October 17th, 2005 at 7:28 am
ain’t no way i could be a musician and not take any notice to the fact that my damn HEARING was going.
i mean, how many dope-ass DEAF artists do you know of?
right
it sucks that her hearing is going/gone, but if you neglect your shit, what do you expect?
October 17th, 2005 at 11:14 am
now THIS is an article!
October 17th, 2005 at 11:34 am
well, all these years she must not have heard people when they told her ass that hotpink/fuscia lipstick does NOT go with everything
October 17th, 2005 at 12:00 pm
ok i feel retarded — it wasn’t until the third paragraph when i finally ‘got’ the def jam corrolation.
duh. i need more caffeine apparantly.
funny shit though.
October 17th, 2005 at 7:57 pm
Serious situation…I wish her the best!