Somewhere, Ricky Martin is PISSED OFF!

NEW YORK - For People en Espanol, Enrique Iglesias es el papi chulo. The Latin crooner tops the magazine’s second annual “25 Sexiest Bachelors” list in an issue on newsstands Oct. 3.

When asked to explain the choice, a spokesman for People en Espanol magazine was quoted as saying “Como se dice, Yoooou better wooooork, bitch!”

Iglesias, 30, is allegedly banging Anna Kournikova who is frequently found on “sexiest” lists herself.

When asked about his most embarrassing sexual experience, Iglesias says, “I’ve had many, but the worst was by far that time that Shakira gave me a lap dance and I made a love stain on myself. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT WOMAN MOVE HER HIPS?! I bet she has some really good snatch.”

Iglesias is followed on the list by singer Pablo Montero, actors Gabriel Soto and Wilmer Valderrama of Fox’s “That `70s Show.”

Valderrama, 25, was listed in People magazine’s “Top 50 Bachelors” issue in 2002. He’s beast fucked numerous rich A-List celebrities, such as Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore and Ashlee Simpson, and has allegedly placed his dick on the shoulders of Jessica Alba and Jennifer Love Hewitt so that they could put it on their minds later on.

“I still banged more hot chicks than Enrique, so I don’t really care about the award.” he says.

The list also includes Enrique Murciano (CBS’ “Without a Trace”), Eduardo Xol (ABC’s “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition), Robert Grant (Showtime’s “Queer as Folk”) and Tony Gonzalez, the Pro Bowl tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs.

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2 Responses to “ Somewhere, Ricky Martin is PISSED OFF! ”

  1. Resha Says:

    LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Tasha Says:

    What she said, X 2!

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