R&B star D’Angelo is still hospitalized at VCU Medical Center after a September 19 car crash in Powhatan County. At last report he was listed “Fucking Folded” (Read: in critical condition.)

D’Angelo, whose real name is Michael E. Archer, and Lynne Sellers were in a Hummer SUV, sittin’ on them thangs, on Route 711 just west of Route 288 when the accident occurred around Around 8 at night. The Hummer ran off the right shoulder, crossed the road, ran off the left shoulder and then slammed into a fence and did a fuckin summersault into some bushes. D’Angelo was not wearing a seat belt (like a dumb ass) and was thrown from the car. Onlookers gave D’Angelo an average score of 6.7 because he didnt stick the landing. He was airlifted to VCU Medical Center. Sellers was wearing her seat belt and was treated for her injuries and released.

D’Angelo is hospitalized under an assumed name, and we hope its just as good of a name as Mike Vicks, “Ron Meixco”. We at the INS also hope that D’ Angelo makes a full recovery, loses some weight, and gets back to making good music to get some ass to.

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