Congress recently found out that in 2005 the CIA destroyed videos of them getting medieval on the asses of suspected terrorists. I know, the obliviousness is rather hilarious right? Apparently, many members of Congress believed that pertinent / sensitive / secret information was given to the CIA through the use of rigorous military tickling techniques developed by Mistress Mona Blu. I pray that these assholes aren’t fucking serious. I mean, I didn’t need a tape to know that the police fuck niggas up. I didn’t need a tape to know that Paris Hilton gives lazy ass blow jobs. The only logical explanation for the hysterical displays of naivety is that them muhfuccahs are dumb high off some new shit they’re getting from drug lobbyists.

The Bush administration has told Congress to shut the fuck and mind their own fucking business before they witness the interrogation techniques in question firsthand. Since the incident has become known, high-ranking Bush administration officials have been seen rocking “Stop Snitching” t-shirts and lapel pins around capital square. A large portion of Congress has since ceased the tough rhetoric and returned to acting as bitch ass niggas.

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