MIAMI, Florida – NASA released emails detailing the relationship between former astronaut Lisa Nowak (a.k.a. the diaper bitch) and space shuttle pilot William Oefelein. The INS has obtained an exclusive excerpt of one of the IM exchanges between the two…

BuckRodgers343:  did i leave my helmet over there last night?
Xx_Princess-Leah_xX:  over here?
Xx_Princess-Leah_xX: i didn’t even see u yesterday!
BuckRodgers343:  i meant last week
BuckRodgers343:  when we did the 1000-mile high club video
Xx_Princess-Leah_xX:  we havent fucked in 2 weeks
Xx_Princess-Leah_xX:  space flight throws off my period
Xx_Princess-Leah_xX:  I was on cycle last week
BuckRodgers343:  stop fucking around
BuckRodgers343:  I fucked u on your period a few times
BuckRodgers343:  my dick always looks like the missing murder weapon from the OJ trial
Xx_Princess-Leah_xX: don’t try and change the subject!
Xx_Princess-Leah_xX:  I know you’re fucking that bitch!
Xx_Princess-Leah_xX: we haven’t made a video since i used the buzz lightyear doll as a strap on
BuckRodgers343:  we didn’t tape that shit!
BuckRodgers343: bitch, u bet not have that shit on tape!
Xx_Princess-Leah_xX:  u better not be fucking that bitch asshole!
BuckRodgers343: if I was u crazy bitch?!
Xx_Princess-Leah_xX:  id drive across the country wearing a pair of diapers, latex gloves, a hooded tan trench coat and a black wig… ill be packing a pistol, pepper spray, a hammer, a beat street VHS tape, some rubber tubing, some plastic garbage bags, a thigh master, a pack of turkey bacon and an eight-inch Gerber folding knife
BuckRodgers343: what?!
Xx_Princess-Leah_xX:  you just better not be fucking that bitch
BuckRodgers343:  bitch youre crazy!
BuckRodgers343:  aint nobody even got a VCR for u to watch that beat street tape
BuckRodgers343:  may the schwartz be with u bitch!
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