Roger Clemens… More Juice Than Tupac?
December 15th, 2007 
The News
A report about steroid abuse in MLB released Thursday alleges that the seven-time Cy Young Award winner and future hall of famer Roger Clemens was on that juice… and I ain’t talking about Minute Maid.
Have any of the muhfuccahs who compiled this fucking report actually seen Roger Clemens? The nigga looks like Al Bundy in his New Market Mallers softball uniform. I mean, I’m no fucking expert on the effect of steroids or anything, but shouldn’t the nigga have 24” pythons or a Rottweiler dome or something?
The MLB won’t have to worry about trying to stifle steroid abuse if it makes a nigga get fat and un-athletic.
December 15th, 2007 at 1:42 am
LMAO!!!!!
fuck baseball lol
December 26th, 2007 at 12:04 am
i’m late, but this is funny as hell