Magic Leg Saves Owner

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HYDERABAD, India – Two Indian niggas (red dot… not feather) decided to take the superstitious shit to a level that conventional, incense-burning ass niggas have yet to attain. These fucking assholes attacked an 80-year-old self-proclaimed “holy man” and chopped off his magical leg. That’s right… magical leg. The man claimed that people who touched his magic leg would be cured of illness and/or have wishes granted. I’ve been shaking my magic 8-ball all morning trying find out if he’s crazier than the stupid sons of bitches who were rubbing on his old ass leg, but apparently this shit will remain “unclear”.

According to the police, the dudes got the old nigga drunk and chopped off his magic tibia with a sickle. The cops are currently investigating allegations that the sickle was stolen from Death who was reportedly seen carrying a “skinny bitch with a bad cough” from a back-alley brothel only hours before. “Where the fuck else would a nigga get a sickle?” said R. Ravindranath Reddy, a senior police officer.

At the time of press the man was still alive. Doctors believe that he only survived because he rubbed his magic leg just before the assailants cut that bitch off.

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26 Responses to “ Magic Leg Saves Owner ”

  1. O Says:

    what i wanna know is…. how do you get caught slipping to where you get your leg cut off with a fucking sickle. and ill be damned if that aint one hell of a weapon of choice lol

  2. Max Says:

    They got that ninja drunk, which, I don’t see why a holy man would get wasted, but yeah…

    BTW, Death actually carries a Scythe, which is like a 2-handed sickle, which should be plentiful in Russia, seeing that thing was on their flag at one point…

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