MEXICO CITY - A family of do-gooders attempting to repair a big ass pot hole in the street near their home found out why the city wasn’t fucking with that shit in the first place. The road, mostly comprised of mud, concrete, Tecate and piss, is a main delivery route for the Head Bussa Transport Company (HBT). The family owned business has had a history of reenacting Scarface mass murder scenes when “unwarranted” roadwork even moderately slowed their deliveries. Needless to say, the city ain’t fucked with a damn thing in the area related to roads, driveways, curbs, sidewalks or them reflective shits in the middle of the street in a few years. Considering the hole was big enough to engulf a H2 Hummer, a pre-diet Big Pun and a 1982 Ford Escort at the same time, the do-gooders thought niggas would understand. The company did understand, and surprisingly they even decided to provide a little help. Them niggas busted out the AR-15’s in attempt to expedite the construction efforts- as semi automatic weapons do from time to time. Turns out, the do-gooders were more like kinda do-gooders, and they returned fire with pistols reportedly the size of Shaq’s Timberlands. Four muhfuccahs were killed in the skirmish and the hole was filled with their dead bodies and bootleg copies of Paris Hilton’s CD.

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