North Korea blew up some shit in the dirt yesterday and now has the US and other Asian countries shook like a Snapple bottle with sediment at the bottom. By blowing up this shit amidst immense international pressure to do otherwise, muhfuccahs should now know that the North Koreans ain’t the “big toothed, punk ass, shit talking yellow bitches” that President Bush once suggested aloud as he snorted a line of cocaine off the tits of a South Korean sex slave. Kim-Jong Il knows just as skinny niggas in the penitentiary know; you have to get big arms to keep muhfuccahs from taking liberties with your asshole. Unlike Representative Mark Foley (R – FL), the only penis that I allow near me is my own; therefore I can understand the desire to blow shit up to keep from getting fucked. If nothing else, this shit here is a good bargaining chip. Way to go designer sun glasses rockin’ ass dictator!

…Funny how everything seems reasonable when it’s put into the context of some Tookie Williams looking ass niggas fucking you in the ass.

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