During an away game against the Chicago Bulls, New York Knicks forward Antonio Davis enters the stands, as the thosands of white people in attendance with good seats clutched thier purses and screamed for security.

ASHBURN, Va. — Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor was fined $17,000 Monday by the NFL for spitting in the face of Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Michael Pittman in response to being called an “African Booty Scratcher.”

DALLAS (AP) — Former Dallas Cowboys receiver Michael Irvin was named the 2005 recipient of the prestigious Darryl Strawberry “Pookie” Award for Crackhead Achievement. The annoncement was made after Irvin was charged with misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia. Plano police officers searched his vehicle during a traffic stop and found a crack pipe.
Irvin, an […]

As if the world needed any more evidence as to the insanity of the one known as Ron Artest, he made the following statement to reporters as the NBA prepares to kick off.
“I’m going to continue playing hard and out of control, like a wild animal that needs to be caged in,” Artest said Tuesday […]

This Sunday, it was determined that the Green Bay Packers do not care about Black People. This is evident by the 49 point ass kicking they dealt to Americas hurricane victim team, The ( Displaced as fuck ) New Orleans Saints. Clearly the memo stating “Youre not suppose to beat up on The Saints, because […]

Iron Mike Tyson is back on meds and has come to his fucking senses, turning down the opportunity to star in an X-rated film.
Earlier this year, the former boxing World Heavyweight Champion admitted he was interested in breaking into the industry after allegedly being approached by representatives of porn superstar Jenna Jameson to […]

This past Saturday, Wladimir Klitschko faced off against Sam Peter, an up and coming Nigerian born fighter, in a 12 round unanimous decision that yeilded Klitschko as the winner. All three judges scored the fight 114 - 111 despite Waldimir being knocked down three times.
Thats right, Sam Peter put Klitschko ( who were going to […]

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