Remember when you were a kid and your parents would tell you not to reach into the vending machine if your bag of chips got stuck falling down, and especially not to reach up into the little toy grabber?  Well apparently this little boy’s parents skipped that lesson.  BIG MISTAKE!  Devin Haskin, 3, plays inside [...]

DENVER, Colorado (AP) — Home Depot was sued by a shopper from a Kentucky store who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue. Bob Dougherty, 57, accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because he had eaten at Chipotle and [...]

In SriLanka, the other day – A lazy ass SriLankan Airlines stewardess called in a fucking bomb threat because the bitch wanted the fucking day off, a newspaper reported Sunday. The news paper also commented that “Not even a Ghetto of individual would have pulled that bullshit right there!” Investigators traced the call and found [...]

It’s just another smurfy day in Smurf Village. The perpertually perky blue beings frolic around the fire, holding hands and singing that tra-la-la-la-la-la une as bluebirds flutter by and rabbits hop around. A regular Smurftopia. But then the bombs come. Hundreds of them raining down from warplanes in the sky, wiping out the mushroom-shaped abodes. [...]

Gerald Muswagon, 42, of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Too Cold, Canada commited suicide by hanging after running through about $10 million ($8.8 mil American) in only seven years. No he wasn’t black and he didn’t spend it on rims and newports! How did he manage to spend all of this money? Well let’s start with the 8 [...]

Santa will be compensated from the Danish Air Force because of a dead reindeer. The Air Force admits to the death of reindeer being their fault. Each year the Danish Air Force shells out unspecified sums of money to people who’s animals have died by their hands.

LAJAS, Puerto Rico – If Puerto Rico did not have beautiful women, and nice beaches, most Americans would not even know it existed. But now will be known as the Official UFO landing strip of the world. Reynaldo Rios, an elementary school teacher, has been communicating with UFOs since he was child. He has dedicated [...]

NEW YORK – Adm. Horatio Nelson’s one-sleeved undershirt, possibly the only piece of the British war hero’s clothing still in private hands, will be auctioned off next month in London, Sotheby’s said on Friday. The beige undershirt, which used to be white way back in the 19th century, is expected to fetch between $500,000 and [...]

Several churches throughout the state of California have announced that they will take part in an event called “National Porn Sunday,” which is intended to raise concerns and start a dialog around the issues(and hopefully recurring memberships to our sites) surrounding the problem of pornography. The one-day, nation-wide event, scheduled for Oct. 9, will attack [...]

RanDumb Shit… Have you ever heard a news story that was hella off the wall, just stupid or super werid. well now those storys have a name. RanDumb Shit.