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	<title>The INS dot org &#187; RanDumb Shit</title>
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		<title>Who Says Technology Is Dead</title>
		<link>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/randumb-shit/2008/03/who-says-technology-is-dead</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J C</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;Not exactly catching on in the field of high-end tombstone accessories.&#160; &#34;I haven&#8217;t sold any,&#34; said Doug Ellis of Riverview Monuments in Wisconsin &#8212; a sentiment not uncommon amongst dealers.&#160; The not so popular &#8220;Serenity Panel&#8221; that boast less that HD quality images and a mediocre audio interface, (1 to 2 head phone jacks) is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Knuck If You Buck</title>
		<link>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/randumb-shit/2006/10/knuck-if-you-buck</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 15:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dell Edison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HAMILTON, OHIO &#8211; City prosecutor Scott Blauvelt, 35 (that aint him above, but he is most likely white), decided to achieve a level of comfort at work only witnessed in the grotto of the Playboy mansion and Booty Talk video shoots. This nigga here was caught walking around the government building where he worked buck [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>25</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fuck You, You Killed Mom</title>
		<link>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/guess-the-race/2006/10/fuck-you-you-killed-mom</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:17:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Humble, TX a mother of two was killed when she instructed her 12 year old son to go and move the family van closer to the dentist office building they were in because it was raining. She was killed when she motioned the would be under aged driver to pull in a little closer [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>More Dumb People With Guns</title>
		<link>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/general-news/2006/10/more-dumb-people-with-guns</link>
		<comments>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/general-news/2006/10/more-dumb-people-with-guns#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Dammit, and it just keeps getting worse. For those of you who dont remember last year, we reported that the army had hit record lows in recruiting.&#160; Well, this year? It seems that the army has rebounded in numbers. But not so fast. These bastards cheated. How you ask? They LOWERED the minimal aptitude [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>Spirt Of The Muthafuckin Truth: FOUND!</title>
		<link>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/randumb-shit/2006/08/spirt-of-the-muthafuckin-truth-found</link>
		<comments>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/randumb-shit/2006/08/spirt-of-the-muthafuckin-truth-found#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its a great time to be alive! The internet and cell phones ( camera phones as well ) have made life just lovely, if you ask me. Anyway to make this short. By now everybody knows about the Dude from Spirt of the Truth. His name, is Victor ( didnt know that did you? ). [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Stop it!</title>
		<link>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/randumb-shit/2006/08/stop-it</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Im really having trouble finding words to discribe this shit here: T.I. &#8211; What You Know (Swagger Remix). Preformed by Karamo Brown. Of Real World Fame, and some other dude, I dont know, i dont keep up with these niggas. Ill never understand the gay mind. Aside from that though, what I need to know, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Jackin With Jesus!</title>
		<link>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/randumb-shit/2006/08/jackin-with-jesus</link>
		<comments>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/randumb-shit/2006/08/jackin-with-jesus#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 14:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On a site that proclaims its self the most visited Christian website, there has been a surprising discovery. It appears that about 50% of Christians men not only enjoy, but are addicted to porn. I cant help by wonder how they would feel if they knew, like Hollywood, Jews run alot of the porn industry [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Hizbollah Aint Nuttin To F&#8211;k Wit!</title>
		<link>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/entertainment/2006/08/hizbollah-aint-nuttin-to-f-k-wit</link>
		<comments>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/entertainment/2006/08/hizbollah-aint-nuttin-to-f-k-wit#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 20:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Random Headlines for 8-14 Cease fire? Truce? United Nations brokered deal huh? Can you believe it? Hizbollah is claiming victory, and leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah will be featured on the new Cocaine City DVD talking super greasy about Israelis and their supporters. Im sure it will be on youtube in no time. Who knows how [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Here&#8217;s one way to deal with your problems</title>
		<link>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/general-news/2006/04/heres-one-way-to-deal-with-your-problems</link>
		<comments>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/general-news/2006/04/heres-one-way-to-deal-with-your-problems#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:50:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Singapore, an 18 year old boy jumped to his death from the top of his apartment building. The young asian boy, who was described as cheerful and energetic, was finding it harder and harder to deal with the limitations that were delt to him genetically. The young man was troubled because he was absolutely [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>LAPD Has No Love For The Elderly</title>
		<link>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/general-news/2006/04/lapd-has-no-love-for-the-elderly</link>
		<comments>http://theins.org/thefrontpage/the-news/general-news/2006/04/lapd-has-no-love-for-the-elderly#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 00:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The LAPD has gone too damn far this time. Mayvis Coyle, 82, was crossing a Sundland, CA crosswalk and was ticketed for taking too damn long. As the light turned green, Coyle was still trying to get her old ass across the street. All the while the motorcycle cop she was crossing the street in [...]]]></description>
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