Classic Material!!
Daily Show: Annual GOP BBQ and Nude Cub Scout Wrestle
Way Too GUTTY!!!

Today in NewYork a small plane has crashed into a residential apartment building. Officials are saying that this incident is NOT terrorist related. At least not yet. Maybe somebody was practicing, who knows. None the less, this makes the THIRD plane that has crashed into a building in NYC in the last 5 years. […]

  Dammit, and it just keeps getting worse. For those of you who dont remember last year, we reported that the army had hit record lows in recruiting.  Well, this year? It seems that the army has rebounded in numbers. But not so fast. These bastards cheated. How you ask? They LOWERED the minimal aptitude […]

Some where in Delaware a man has been charged with beating a 77 year old man to death. The reason? His 5 year old daughter told him that he touched her inappropriately. So that basically means he did what alot of parents say they WOULD have done if that was THEIR daughter on CNN missing […]

Bin Laden is Dead… SIKE! There is a new report from some French publication saying that they have information from a "usually reliable" source, that Bin Laden has died of typhoid sometime last month. But just this past sept 11th, a head al-Qaida figure says that bin laden is alive and well. Experts say that […]

 Last week Radio Shack showed how cold they could be by fireing 400 employees by Email. Right before Labor Day, no less. Whats really fucked up about this, aside from the obvious. All these people had to actually come to work first and get thier respective days started. You know if you go in to […]

I know I talked a bunch of shit about Snakes On A Muthafuckin Plane. But after seeing this clip of Sam L. on the Daily Show, Im going to probably go see this movie now. I have to. I dont care how stupid it is, or if I become a henchman for Cobra Commander. lol […]

Have you ever wondered why Brandy’s eyes are so far apart they have to send memo’s to each other when one eye starts to cry, telling the other to catch up?
Have you ever wondered why Rihanna has that huge bulging ‘67 Chevy tape deck forehead?
Or perhaps you’ve wondered why Shannen Doherty’s eyes are also known […]

Random Headlines for 8-14
Cease fire? Truce? United Nations brokered deal huh? Can you believe it? Hizbollah is claiming victory, and leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah will be featured on the new Cocaine City DVD talking super greasy about Israelis and their supporters. Im sure it will be on youtube in no time. Who knows […]

A top ranking Iranian military officer has made it clear, that if the US attacks Iran, That they will fuck up Israel in retaliation. And they aint  talkin about no punk ass car bomb either. Gen. Mohammad Ebrahim Dehghani also went on to say, "Dont start none, wont be none! Israel dont want it with […]