…Not exactly catching on in the field of high-end tombstone accessories.  "I haven’t sold any," said Doug Ellis of Riverview Monuments in Wisconsin — a sentiment not uncommon amongst dealers.  The not so popular “Serenity Panel” that boast less that HD quality images and a mediocre audio interface, (1 to 2 head phone jacks) is [...]

 
Congress recently found out that in 2005 the CIA destroyed videos of them getting medieval on the asses of suspected terrorists. I know, the obliviousness is rather hilarious right? Apparently, many members of Congress believed that pertinent / sensitive / secret information was given to the CIA through the use of rigorous military tickling [...]

 
MIAMI, Florida – NASA released emails detailing the relationship between former astronaut Lisa Nowak (a.k.a. the diaper bitch) and space shuttle pilot William Oefelein. The INS has obtained an exclusive excerpt of one of the IM exchanges between the two…
BuckRodgers343:  did i leave my helmet over there last night? Xx_Princess-Leah_xX:  over here? Xx_Princess-Leah_xX: i [...]

 
HYDERABAD, India – Two Indian niggas (red dot… not feather) decided to take the superstitious shit to a level that conventional, incense-burning ass niggas have yet to attain. These fucking assholes attacked an 80-year-old self-proclaimed “holy man” and chopped off his magical leg. That’s right… magical leg. The man claimed that people who touched his [...]

A report about steroid abuse in MLB released Thursday alleges that the seven-time Cy Young Award winner and future hall of famer Roger Clemens was on that juice… and I ain’t talking about Minute Maid.
Have any of the muhfuccahs who compiled this fucking report actually seen Roger Clemens? The nigga looks like Al Bundy in his New Market [...]

Apparently, last week was a little wilder than even I thought. I woke up this morning, and got a call from Mary Cheney, daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney. Here’s how our conversation went:
5:47 AM: *Phone rings*
Me: "Who the f*ck is this? Callin’ me at 5:46…"
Mary Cheney: "It’s 5:47"
Me: "You [...]

Let me tell you something.  I’ve spent about 3 and a half summers in the great state of Mississippi, and each time I was glad to leave!
So why all the fuss over Congressman Charles Rangel (NY) saying, "Who the hell wants to live in Mississippi?"  It’s a valid question as far as the Killa is [...]

HAMILTON, OHIO – City prosecutor Scott Blauvelt, 35 (that aint him above, but he is most likely white), decided to achieve a level of comfort at work only witnessed in the grotto of the Playboy mansion and Booty Talk video shoots. This nigga here was caught walking around the government building where he worked buck [...]

Classic Material!!
Daily Show: Annual GOP BBQ and Nude Cub Scout Wrestle
Way Too GUTTY!!!

Today in NewYork a small plane has crashed into a residential apartment building. Officials are saying that this incident is NOT terrorist related. At least not yet. Maybe somebody was practicing, who knows. None the less, this makes the THIRD plane that has crashed into a building in NYC in the last 5 years. [...]