Author Archive for The KillaCal

Charles Wrangel Gets In Trouble For Telling The Truth!

Let me tell you something.  I’ve spent about 3 and a half summers in the great state of Mississippi, and each time I was glad to leave! So why all the fuss over Congressman Charles Rangel (NY) saying, "Who the hell wants to live in Mississippi?"  It’s a valid question as far as the Killa [...]

I’d Trade Him In For 100 Tickets

Remember when you were a kid and your parents would tell you not to reach into the vending machine if your bag of chips got stuck falling down, and especially not to reach up into the little toy grabber?  Well apparently this little boy’s parents skipped that lesson.  BIG MISTAKE!  Devin Haskin, 3, plays inside [...]

80 Cents a Day Eh???

You know what really grinds my gears? (Please don’t sue me Seth McFarlane!) You know those commercials with fat ass Sally Struthers begging you to give 80 cents a day to little Ummbaboo or little *click click snap* or little Estaban so that they won’t have flies and shit crawling around on their eyeballs? You [...]

The Real Question is Why Are You Taking A Dump At Home Depot?

DENVER, Colorado (AP) — Home Depot was sued by a shopper from a Kentucky store who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue. Bob Dougherty, 57, accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because he had eaten at Chipotle and [...]

Ron Artest Watch!!!: This Brutha’s Insane!

As if the world needed any more evidence as to the insanity of the one known as Ron Artest, he made the following statement to reporters as the NBA prepares to kick off. “I’m going to continue playing hard and out of control, like a wild animal that needs to be caged in,” Artest said [...]

Canadian Lottery Winner Turns Loser, Big Time!

Gerald Muswagon, 42, of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Too Cold, Canada commited suicide by hanging after running through about $10 million ($8.8 mil American) in only seven years. No he wasn’t black and he didn’t spend it on rims and newports! How did he manage to spend all of this money? Well let’s start with the 8 [...]

Where’s Your Money – Busta Rhymes and ODB

Let’s have a moment of silence for The Late Great Russell Jones!!!!! That’s the ODB to those not in the know (how in the FUCK did you find your way to this site if you didn’t know that though!?!?!). In the great (and in some cases not so great) tradition of 2Pac, Biggie, and every [...]

Purple Ribbon All Stars ft. Big Boi of Outkast – Kryptonite

I hate when a bad song gets stuck in my head. I also hate it when an artist I like makes a bad song. So when the two come together, one would think that the hate would override any kind of positive feelings. This is just not the case with this grouping of Big Boi, [...]

Hooked On Phonics Didn’t Work For Fantasia!

Third season American Idol Winner Fantasia Barrino has managed to make it this far in life without the ability to functionally read or write, adding to her not so amazing singing ability. In her upcoming book, “Life Isn’t Don’t Be No Fairry Tail” transcribed by a white man and 3 blind monkeys, she reveals this [...]