Have you ever wondered why Brandy’s eyes are so far apart they have to send memo’s to each other when one eye starts to cry, telling the other to catch up?
Have you ever wondered why Rihanna has that huge bulging ‘67 Chevy tape deck forehead?
Or perhaps you’ve wondered why Shannen Doherty’s eyes are also known […]

Seems as though nobody is interested in seeing Sharon Stone’s wrinkled vaginal walls, Tupperware sponsored titties, and infamous corroded uterus, as her movie Basic Instank 2 brought in a petty ass $3.2 million over the weekend. That amount should just about cover the costs of Lysol, Febreze, and employee lunches. Hurricane Katrina victims received more […]

It’s been seven months since 200,000 Louisiana residents were left homeless by Hurr’cane Katrina, and Houston is ready pump the breaks on the welcome wagon. Houston is complaining of increased violence, long lines at health clinics and bus stops, and fights and overcrowding in the schools. Many Houston residents are also complaining about the huge […]

Prosecutors said al-Qaida conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui, who looks like a sandy version of Charles Barkley, killed Americans on Sept. 11, 2001, by lying to federal agents weeks earlier to keep the plot secret. Defense attorneys called him a "wannabe" who only dreamed he had a role in the worst terrorist attack in the nation’s history. […]

Rap feuds aren’t usually about differing opinions on President Bush. However, that appears to be the case between morbid ass 50 Cent of G-Unit (which stands for Garbage-U Niggas Is Trash), and Kanye West.
50, who was shot 9 times by some bitch ass bullets that couldn’t finish the damn job, says he disagrees with West’s […]

Civil rights pioneer Rosa Parks has passed away and is now riding the bus to heaven, and this time she gets to sit in the front seat. She was 92. Gotdamn….
Shirley Kaigler, Parks’ lawyer, said she died while taking a nap early on Monday evening surrounded by a small group of friends and family members.
“She […]

The Black Eyed Peas have done it again. First they offended a bunch of wheelchair bound retarded muthafuckas with that song "Lets Get Retarded", and now they’re being extremely insensitive to women with breast cancer while Fergie refers to her tits are "lovely lady lumps".
Now that you’ve been enlightened, notice how […]

A high-fat, low-carbohydrate diet appeared to improve the condition of mice with a rodent form of Alzheimer’s disease, researchers report. Wow, eat lard, and remember where you put your car keys.
The study found this diet reduced levels of the brain protein amyloid-beta, an indicator of Alzheimer’s disease. The finding contradicts previous studies that concluded that […]

Foxy Brown has revealed that she is slowly losing her hearing after being diagnosed with a rare condition that only affects 1 in 10,000–congratulations Foxy! Her hearing loss would explain why her last few albums sucked more dick than Superhead. Also, speculation as to whether or not Jacki-O beating Foxy’s ass was a factor […]

Pakistan’s government needs helicopters to ferry supplies and equipment to remote areas to aid survivors of the Oct. 8 earthquake that left more than 20,000 dead, an official said. Hooray! Maybe we can stop hearing about Natalee fuckin Holloway for ONE WHOLE DAY!
God has definitely had Lil Jon’s ‘Crunk Juice’ in constant rotation, a 7.6 […]