Congress recently found out that in 2005 the CIA destroyed videos of them getting medieval on the asses of suspected terrorists. I know, the obliviousness is rather hilarious right? Apparently, many members of Congress believed that pertinent / sensitive / secret information was given to the CIA through the use of rigorous military tickling […]

 
MIAMI, Florida – NASA released emails detailing the relationship between former astronaut Lisa Nowak (a.k.a. the diaper bitch) and space shuttle pilot William Oefelein. The INS has obtained an exclusive excerpt of one of the IM exchanges between the two…
BuckRodgers343:  did i leave my helmet over there last night? Xx_Princess-Leah_xX:  over here? Xx_Princess-Leah_xX: i […]

 
HYDERABAD, India – Two Indian niggas (red dot… not feather) decided to take the superstitious shit to a level that conventional, incense-burning ass niggas have yet to attain. These fucking assholes attacked an 80-year-old self-proclaimed “holy man” and chopped off his magical leg. That’s right… magical leg. The man claimed that people who touched his […]

A report about steroid abuse in MLB released Thursday alleges that the seven-time Cy Young Award winner and future hall of famer Roger Clemens was on that juice… and I ain’t talking about Minute Maid.
Have any of the muhfuccahs who compiled this fucking report actually seen Roger Clemens? The nigga looks like Al Bundy in his New Market […]