Archive for December, 2006

I’m The Pappy!

Apparently, last week was a little wilder than even I thought. I woke up this morning, and got a call from Mary Cheney, daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney. Here’s how our conversation went:
5:47 AM: *Phone rings*
Me: "Who the f*ck is this? Callin’ me at 5:46…"
Mary Cheney: "It’s 5:47"
Me: "You [...]