HAMILTON, OHIO - City prosecutor Scott Blauvelt, 35 (that aint him above, but he is most likely white), decided to achieve a level of comfort at work only witnessed in the grotto of the Playboy mansion and Booty Talk video shoots. This nigga here was caught walking around the government building where he worked buck […]

Classic Material!!
Daily Show: Annual GOP BBQ and Nude Cub Scout Wrestle
Way Too GUTTY!!!

Today in NewYork a small plane has crashed into a residential apartment building. Officials are saying that this incident is NOT terrorist related. At least not yet. Maybe somebody was practicing, who knows. None the less, this makes the THIRD plane that has crashed into a building in NYC in the last 5 years. […]

In Humble, TX a mother of two was killed when she instructed her 12 year old son to go and move the family van closer to the dentist office building they were in because it was raining. She was killed when she motioned the would be under aged driver to pull in a little closer […]

Experts say that excessive rain has severely damaged pumpkin crops and caused a shortage of the useless, untasty, fire hazard of a squash for this Halloween season. White people across the country are pissed off and are demanding answers. Rich people (read: white people) have been asked to pay nearly $2 more per pumpkin, causing them to ask […]

MEXICO CITY - A family of do-gooders attempting to repair a big ass pot hole in the street near their home found out why the city wasn’t fucking with that shit in the first place. The road, mostly comprised of mud, concrete, Tecate and piss, is a main delivery route for the Head Bussa Transport […]

North Korea blew up some shit in the dirt yesterday and now has the US and other Asian countries shook like a Snapple bottle with sediment at the bottom. By blowing up this shit amidst immense international pressure to do otherwise, muhfuccahs should now know that the North Koreans ain’t the “big toothed, punk ass, shit talking […]

  Dammit, and it just keeps getting worse. For those of you who dont remember last year, we reported that the army had hit record lows in recruiting.  Well, this year? It seems that the army has rebounded in numbers. But not so fast. These bastards cheated. How you ask? They LOWERED the minimal aptitude […]

Some where in Delaware a man has been charged with beating a 77 year old man to death. The reason? His 5 year old daughter told him that he touched her inappropriately. So that basically means he did what alot of parents say they WOULD have done if that was THEIR daughter on CNN missing […]

Girl Fisticuffs! The other night at a night club in LA, Paris Hilton took one to the chin. No it wasnt a money shot. But it was the fist of angry estranged wife of Travis Barker, Shanna Monklar. Apparently Travis and Paris were spotted in a club in NY, making out and what not like […]