Archive for April, 2006

Oprah is Ballin’

Winfrey, 52, who is reportedly worth more than $1 billion, said she doesn’t feel guilty about her wealth. "I was coming back from Africa on one of my trips," she said. "I had taken one of my wealthy friends with me. She said, ‘Don’t you just feel guilty? Don’t you just feel terrible?’ I said, […]

Catfight! No Clothing Loss

Now that Amanda Demme’s evil nightlife reign over Los Angeles is over, celebs are flocking to The Dime, a starfucker’s dive bar, on Fairfax.

Last Thursday, Us Weekly reports that our beloved Lindsay Morgan Lohan almost pulled out Jessica Simpson’s extensions and made her eat her fake lips. Almost!
It seems that La Lohan sent some […]

Another one for the “HELL NAW” files…

I’m completely stunned… 
         
Now I know Remy Ma usually looks like a "burly girl" on a regular day but… can someone tell me exatly WTF is going on with this whole getup??? From head to toe, she looks like a grown ass man in drag! Did Halloween come early this year? Did I not get […]

LAPD Has No Love For The Elderly

The LAPD has gone too damn far this time. Mayvis Coyle, 82, was crossing a Sundland, CA crosswalk and was ticketed for taking too damn long. As the light turned green, Coyle was still trying to get her old ass across the street. All the while the motorcycle cop she was crossing the street in […]

Rednecks To Wal-Mart: “I Wish I Could Quit You”

Brokeback Mountain is pissing people off. Again. 
Wal-Mart has begun selling the DVD of Ang Lee’s cowboy butt-lovin in the wilderness film this week, despite vehement protests from the ultraconservative(read: bigots) American Family Association.
The world’s largest retailer announced it will not only carry the Academy Award-winning film in all 3,900 U.S. locations, but the chain will also have […]

V for Very Strong Resemblance To Michael Jackson

 V For Vendetta, the Wachoski Brothers political action-adventure film, continues to do well at the box office. The movie is about a revolutionary in a mask who attempts to spark a rebellion against "1984" like English governing body in a not-too-distant future. It stars Hugo Weaving(Agent Smith from "The Matrix") as "V," a knife-wielding, costumed instrument of vengeance with […]

Pre-Reviews: Take The Lead

That is right, it is time for another INS Pre-Review. This is where the movie hasnt come out yet, and the would be critic ( in this case, me ) reviews the movie with only seeing the trailer. \
Today i will be reviewing the soon to be released "Take The Lead" with Antonio Banderas and […]

Sharon Stone Should Be Stoned For Her Horrible Acting

Seems as though nobody is interested in seeing Sharon Stone’s wrinkled vaginal walls, Tupperware sponsored titties, and infamous corroded uterus, as her movie Basic Instank 2 brought in a petty ass $3.2 million over the weekend. That amount should just about cover the costs of Lysol, Febreze, and employee lunches. Hurricane Katrina victims received more […]