Archive for March, 2006

Naomi Campbell: More Gangsta Than Most Rappers

Naomi Campbell has a longer rap sheet than most rappers ( not named DMX ) that talk about drugs guns and pimpin them hoes. She as once again been charged with 2nd degree assault for going up side somebody else head, with ruthless aggression with a yet to be identified object. The Super Model has […]

Ya’ll Aint Gotta Go Home, But Ya Gotta Get The Hell Outta Here!

It’s been seven months since 200,000 Louisiana residents were left homeless by Hurr’cane Katrina, and Houston is ready pump the breaks on the welcome wagon. Houston is complaining of increased violence, long lines at health clinics and bus stops, and fights and overcrowding in the schools. Many Houston residents are also complaining about the huge […]

I’d Trade Him In For 100 Tickets

Remember when you were a kid and your parents would tell you not to reach into the vending machine if your bag of chips got stuck falling down, and especially not to reach up into the little toy grabber?  Well apparently this little boy’s parents skipped that lesson.  BIG MISTAKE!
 Devin Haskin, 3, plays inside the […]

Free At Last! Free At Last! Thank God Almighty, The White Girl’s Free At Last!

BAGHDAD, Iraq - American reporter Jill Carroll, who was kidnapped three months ago in a bloody ambush that killed her translator and later appeared in videotapes begging for her life, was released Thursday, telling the world that she was “just happy to be free.”

“I just want to get the fuck out of Iraq,” Carroll, who wore a headscarf, told Baghdad Television.

Carroll said she was treated well but was never told why she was kidnapped.

“I was treated well, but I don’t know why I was kidnapped,” Carroll said. “They never hit me. They never said they would hit me. I mean, they made me suck a little dick and do some cooking, but no abuse.”

Upon hearing this, an unknown Arab man at the press conference yelled out “Bitch, the kidnapped you because you’re American! Why the hell do you think they kidnapped you? You’re not fooling anyone with the outfits, honky. We know you’re white!”

Moussaoui’s the Juggernaut, bitch!

Prosecutors said al-Qaida conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui, who looks like a sandy version of Charles Barkley, killed Americans on Sept. 11, 2001, by lying to federal agents weeks earlier to keep the plot secret. Defense attorneys called him a "wannabe" who only dreamed he had a role in the worst terrorist attack in the nation’s history. […]

Top Model???

Maybe I missed something along the way, but WTF is going on with Naima?? I mean damn, when she was on ANTM, I’m sure many of us can agree, she wasn’t the prettiest but she sure had model appeal. She won and we were happy… then this. I swear each and every time I see […]

Just Gimmie Some Head

Oh where, oh where was Sharon Stone when i was 15? According to the star of the upcoming film, Basic Instinct 2, teenagers should be prepared to engage in oral sex, because it will save them from having to have unprotected penitravtive sex. The actress spends much of her time away from hollywood raising awarness […]

This Explains Everything

Bush, then and now…
Cocaine is a hell of a drug charlie murphay!!!

When Buddy List Go Wrong

( Suspect and Victim not pictured… these are just random white people )Detectives in Boulder Colorado have used myspace to identify six suspects in a rape and robbery case.
The victim met her would be assailants on the social networking site, where her profile said she was there for networking and activity partners. Police where […]

Birthing Beauty?

Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears’ baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. "A superstar at Britney’s young age having a child is rare in today’s celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision," said gallery […]